ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th June 2023

Episode Date: June 3, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley mull over "The Egg Conundrum"!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now everybody's got a podcast, that's a fact. I've got two on the go. You've got two, I've got one.

I'm thinking about launching one soon. Oh no, what about? We're just going to get some mates to see them. Because we're so hard case. Oh yeah, you're hard case. We're just going to get some mates to see them. Because we're so hard case. Oh yeah, you're hard case. We're just going to talk and see what

happens. I think it'll be pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard case. Three hours long and there's some gold in the middle.

There's gold in them. There's gold in them. There's gold in them, they're hills. So these fellows,

by the way, everybody who has a podcast also seems to be a white male Australian. But that's just my observation. But producer Shanaletteelette pajamas sent us this clip of these young australian lads with a conundrum called the egg conundrum oh yeah okay um and the egg conundrum is so there's 20 million dollars on the line yeah you have to be an egg for a year

now that the clip that she showed me didn't go into what psychologically it would be like for you to be an egg for a year. So you're sitting inside like an egg. I assume you are an egg. Is there yolk? You are the yolk. You are an egg with a conscience. Right, but am I surrounded by

egg white? No, you are the egg white. You are. That's like you're blood and you're all that. You're struggling. You're really struggling with this, but you are the egg. But am I like I'm conscious, but I'm not like a fully grown adult inside the egg. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'll get bored

otherwise. You are the egg. Right. Okay. So you're the egg for a year. Now, I the clip that got sent through, they didn't talk about what it would be like to literally be imprisoned. Yeah, because that's in your own mind for a year. Now, the clip that got sent through, they didn't talk about what it would be like to literally be imprisoned. Yeah, because that's... In your own mind for a year.

Effectively, you're in a waking coma, but your body is an egg. That, I think, is emotionally scarring. Yeah. One year. Yeah, but every day you'd be thinking, 20 million, 20 million, this is going to change. No, but you have to entrust your...

to be looked after by one person. Okay. I mean, you could, could you, okay, question, hypothetical. Could you say like, I'm going to put myself somewhere for a year and just assume no one's going to come in there. Yeah, like in a shoe box. Yeah, in a shoe box with like tissue paper around it and bubble wrap. And then put me in a cupboard and I'll just like meditate a shoebox. Yeah, in a shoebox with tissue paper around it and bubble wrap. Yeah. And then put me in a cupboard and I'll just meditate for a year.

A safety deposit box. So wait, you're an egg for a year. Yes. And at the end of it, if you're an egg for a year and you survive no cracks or whatever, $20 million. Now, if you entrust your guardianship. Are you no longer the egg? No, no, no. You turn back into the human.

Right. You do have to make sure you're out of the safety deposit box. Otherwise, that'll really hurt when you turn back into a human. I assume you'll be taken out. Yeah. Now, does your friend get half the money? If you entrust your guardianship to somebody for a year, they get $10 million. But if they break you, thus ending your life as an egg and a human, they get the $20 million.

Oh, no. I wouldn't20 million. Oh, no. I wouldn't trust anyone. No, neither, because you'd just take the $20 million, right? What? But no. I'd just roll horn down a hill. I'd push him off a wall. And someone came to me and said,

I trust in you to the financial turnover. Yeah. You know. Tune of $10 million. $10 million. I'd be like I'd be honoured that someone trusted me

that much I feel like you'd build me a little egg house I think that'd be foolhardy to trust me so much but I would take the task very seriously

yeah because 10 million's enough you don't need 20 10 million's plenty and I'm super forgetful so I'd just put you somewhere and absolutely forget

you were there yeah and then the year would be over and you'd go boop and magically turn back into a human and I'd be like, that's right.

I forgot we were doing that. I don't want to be in the fridge. Are we pantry eggs? Oh, no, you'd be in a box. Well, you couldn't be in a hot water cupboard because you'd slowly cook. Yeah. You'd come out, you'd be hard-boiled. Yeah, I'd actually put you in vinegar, and so the shell slowly melted away,

and then you were a bouncy rubber egg. Right. No, I wouldn't do that. It has to remain in the original egg state. Can you curry me? Because I like curried eggs. No, because then you're dead and you're dead and I get $20 million and curried eggs. You would make a massive curried amount of eggs.

Yeah. No, no, you're not a human-sized egg. You're a standard chicken-sized egg. Oh, okay. You were imagining all the while a huge U-sized egg. I was imagining a thingy-sized egg. Thingy. You know when thingy hatched. Fuck, dude, that is such a great egg. I was imagining a thingy-sized egg. Thingy. You know, when thingy hatched.

Fuck, dude, that is such a great reference. I appreciate that. A lot of people listening will be too young to remember when Jason Gunn went on his trip overseas and came back to host Son of a Gun. Yeah. And straight into, what was it? Jace TV, that was for younger kids.

And then the dude straight into another show, Son of a Gun. He was in two shows in a row that he was the central character on. And he came back with an egg. Hatched thingy. He hatched and it was thingy. Well, little did we know at the time he was getting $10 million as his share.

For looking after the egg. For looking after the egg. But he did such a great job of looking after it. It hatched. His original friend gone. He's now got $20 million and a thingy. Well, I'd just put it in the fridge. Also, if you're an international listener

that would have been very confusing yeah talk about a thingy and a Jason Garner and a thingy was like this puppet monster-y thing

yeah very famous that hatched out of an egg yeah do T-H-I-N-G-E-E YouTube it New Zealand television you'll see some classic moments

his eye falls out it's probably his most well-known clip but that never happened on television that was in a filmed rehearsal. Okay, Hayley, out of the two of us, who would you trust for the $10 million egg caring?

Vaughn. Really? You'd have a clean out and just chuck Hayley out. Yeah, I feel like you're too go, go, go. I'd have a hungover Sunday omelette and all of a sudden I'd be like... And then your bank account's got $20 million and you're like, oh no.

Oh no, I just ate Hayley for breakfast. Yeah. She's in a chilli egg scramble. It would be my honour. Yeah. To be a chilli egg scramble on a hungover Sunday.