ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th June 2024

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is nooot happy with Fletch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And I got in trouble, didn't I, at your place on Friday? I literally don't know how else I could have told you I told you multiple times on that day Hey, don't show that to Aaron

Literally, fucking, five minutes into the house I turn around, he's showing it to Aaron So, backstory, Lotto is at, it's gone up even more. 40 odd million. It's like 40 million. And so we've been like on like one roof property and searching the properties.

Company man, company more. And sending around like listings. If we win Lotto, this is what we would buy. Oh, I'm going to get something like this. I would get this, I would get this. And you showed a property that I think would be Aaron's dream property

as a man that wants to move down south, as a man that wants to have a little bit of land, and as a man who doesn't want to pay too much for it. A little bit out of Wanaka. Brilliant price. Compared to where we live in Auckland, the price is astonishing. You're not surrounded by a million people. You've got lovely views, fresh air.

And we were like, oh, yes. And all I said to you in passing was, Jesus, don't show that to Aaron. Because we own an Auckland house and we can't believe how much, you know, it costs. I know. It's like half the price of yours. And then you're like, what you get for it in Auckland? Anyway. So I know that he's always just like, what you get for it in Auckland? Anyway.

So I know that he's always just like the things you get. I said to you sober, of course I won't show that. Oh, no, no, no. I won't, I won't, I won't. But I had a couple of drinks. And then we're talking about it again. Don't show that to Aaron. No, no, no. I won't, I won't.

He just brought up something and it just, it was so spurging. He brought up something about houses. And I was like, oh my God, I saw this house down south. No. Literally. I brought up the. And I was like, oh my God, I saw this house down south. No. Literally, I brought up the phone and I was like, look at this. I literally said to you, don't show Aaron. What are you doing? And he was just like, you know what he's like when he's had a couple of wines?

He's a little shit is what he is. I'm sorry. And showed Aaron. And then the whole weekend. Really? Fuck, man. It's just ridiculous. You know, like,

why don't we just move down south? Like, we could just get something like, like that property of flesh. I was like, I knew this would be the conversation. I knew this would be the conversation. I'm so sorry. I completely forgot.

And my conversation was like, where will we work when we live in the bloody rural Southland? Yeah, like, literally you're in the middle of nowhere. This is why you need to win. This is a place you buy when you win Lotto

because you don't need to care about anything. place you buy when you win lotto because you don't feel like there was a real breach of friendship there because when we say oh wow friendship breach don't show aaron i just feel like i'd made it so clear i honestly forgot and i was so excited to show him and he was so excited and then him and he was so excited and then I looked at you and your face was like, you fucking what?

You fucking what? You fucking what? You fucking what? You fucking what? You fucking what? What are you fucking doing? While you're standing in the middle of my unfinished renovation,

look around, motherfucker. We're not moving down south. We can't have him thinking about his next property. He's got to think about this one. Yeah, well, this is why it's an only if you win lotto group chat that we have. You know, this is why it was a, yeah.

Well, over the weekend, because it was Friday, over the weekend, he got hustling on the house. And I don't think it's because I want the house finished. I think it's because he wants to sell this motherfucker and buy that before you do. And move to the middle of nowhere for the apocalypse. When's lotto? Wednesday. Good luck. I actually wouldn't bother if I was you

Because I've already got the two Yeah but are we still giving each other a few mil Because every time it's gone up and up and up But the amount we're giving each other hasn't gone up and up I think we'll pop it up I think we should give each other four million Four million it's 43 Five

No three That would still leave you a lot Vaughn I want to give you 1.5 each So I'm left with a nice round 40 Excuse me 1.5 each It wasn't three in total It was three each

That seems madness You've not done anything You're going to Oh 37 million dollars I do like though It's up to 43 And Lotto has said Hijack pots are exciting

But just remember It only takes one ticket to win Because obviously people are going Oh I know they are Fucking cry I ran past up to 43 and Lotto has said hijack bots are exciting but just remember it only takes one ticket to win because obviously people are going oh I know they are fucking crazy I ran past like Matarangi

I was there at the weekend I ran past the the one place you can get a Lotto ticket there oh yeah and like cars were coming and going go go go go go

and it was all Lotto and people were walking out with fistfuls of it really oh that's not good some people like the the actual ticket yeah

oh well it's charity as well it goes to the actual ticket. Oh, well, it's charity as well. The lotto money goes to good things. It's also like, you're like, that's no good. It's Matarangi. The houses are worth millions of dollars. I think these people can afford to splurge on a few lotto tickets. Okay, so we've got a deal. We've got a deal. How much? Two, three.

Three each. It's got to be three each. 37's not like a round number. Oh, are you going to be okay with 37 million, sweetie? Okay, 2.5. Yes. 2.5 because then it takes over 38. And then it's nice and round. Okay.

I like 38. This is legally binding too, by the way. This just feels, yeah, this is recorded. Mate, if I win 43 million, fuck yeah. This is going to be legally binding. You'll never see me again. This will be the last time I'm on the podcast. What about our genuine, authentic friendship?

That can maintain. I'd love to maintain that at not four o'clock in the morning. 100%. At not before 7am. At not weekdays. Also, this won't be the last time people hear you on the podcast because you've still got two more shows to do before the draw. Oh, come on, man.

One more. One more show before the draw. One more show before the draw. And look, we can't abandon the show. We can't just like walk off air. We have to see the year through. One more. One more show before the draw. One more show before the draw. And look, we can't abandon the show. We can't just like walk off air. We have to see the year through. Come on. There's so much year left.

Nah, because if you left straight away, everyone would know. Everyone would know. Yeah. Especially if all three of us go. I reckon you'd win. You wouldn't tell anyone. And then like fake an illness. Yeah.

Like September. Yes. And then we'll have like a, almost like a funeral. And I'll say my granddad's inheritance came through. That's why I'm popping out. Yeah. And I've only got 2.5. Yeah.

I will come asking for a little top up, I reckon. You shan't get it. Vaughan's got a bigger front gate and a security guard. Oh, we're so happy for you. And we're like so grateful for the 2.5 you gave us. Like it really got us.

But like now I'm hooked with all this money and I need another half a mil. Yeah. You're going to hate this, but I did buy another Renault.