ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th May 2023

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Vaughan received his Airtags!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And somebody has just had a mail delivery. Their new toys are here. You've been getting so much mail recently.

My new toys. My new toys. Ah, I got my ear tags. Now, did you buy these because you're going away? I wanted to buy them last year when I went away. But remember when everybody just went like ear tag crazy and you could not get them? Yeah, because our friend James drove from Auckland all the way to Whangarei to get the last four pack of ear tags. That's right.

Do you remember that? Because post-COVID, well, post-COVID he says, post-COVID, after the lockdowns and stuff finished and travel was possible again, everybody was travelling, but staff numbers were down,

ways of transporting bags had changed and people would get to the destination and their bag wouldn't have left. Has it gone any better? I feel like it hasn't. Like the airport's still here screaming out. You still hear so many people. Yeah. But the air tag thing

meant because airlines were like, we don't care. Like if you say I can see my bag in Heathrow or whatever, I don't care. We're not going to go find it.

It's nice to know where your bag is. It's nice to know it is. Well, some people have used them to track down their bags. Yeah, totally. And actually walk through

luggage halls where, like, because last time I went through Auckland Airport, the massive area set aside for bags that had to, just sitting there, you saw that, eh? On what side of, you know, the final gate where you come out? It's international, it's like

one area, the first conveyor belt when you come down the escalator from Cahun. But how do you get back to there? Because you can't go back through that gate. I think maybe they can let you through, escort it. They take you in the side. I'm here to get my bag.

Because I was going to say, if it was any other area, people would just wander up and be like, oh, yeah, that's my bag. But you read stories. Yeah, I thought about grabbing one. Having travelled with AirTag, you'd grab the bag that had all the weed in it. Oh, my God, I would too. That would be your luck. That would be your luck.

But having travelled with AirTags, the peace of mind is amazing. They are brilliant. And they work. Don't put them on the peace of mind is amazing. They are brilliant. And they work. Like, don't put them on the outside of your suitcase because they can get ripped off. Put them in. They still work inside your suitcase. Yeah, zip them in a little zippy pocket.

Yeah, I would be at an airport and see my bag, like, on the tarmac or in the baggage area behind the wall. And I instantly just go, okay, fine. I know it's here. It'll come eventually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, love it. Yeah, I want one. I got four because four was significantly cheaper than, like, I got. You got a deal.

You got upsold. Yeah, I got upsold. Yeah. I didn't need four. I needed maybe two. What are you going to designate your four to? Well, I've got keys. Yeah, that makes sense.

Wallet. Yes. Because you literally lost your keys this morning and you've got your spare keys. Yeah, I drove with the spare keys to work because I couldn't find my keys. And then I found them in my bag when I got to work. Yeah, you found them, didn't you? So that was handy. But that's because they have a little blip, blip, blip.

So yeah, I always use that to find my keys. And then Jimny. And one will live in the Jimny. Why? Not that I ever. Well, it's got an immobilizer, right? Yeah, it won't get stolen. But I don't know. If you're in a, you know, I always, I go it's got an immobilizer, right? Yeah, it won't get stolen, but I don't know.

If you're in a, you know, I always, I go to a mall and I'm like, oh, I came out and I'm like, where do I park? And I'm sure I parked here, but that's where I parked last time I was there. But it doesn't show you the exact place, does it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty accurate. Yeah, it is accurate. Right, because people just have to walk past,

and then it's like, this is where it was last seen. Because, you know, when you go on Find My, like when you've left your phone somewhere, it gives you, like like the suburb, but you've got to keep scrolling in. It's not always perfectly accurate. Oh, and it's not perfect. No.

It's not perfect. But there's lots of people around, it's more accurate, right? And then I'm going to have the other two surgically implanted in my children. No, no. Isn't that literally... Don't have autonomy over their bodies.

You can't do that. Think I do. That's literally a Black Mirror episode, isn't it? Where the mum's always watching her kid. Watching where her kids are, yeah. Oh, no, can't they see through his eyes? Oh, no, that's a different Black Mirror episode where they can see what you've done over the last 24 hours

before you were allowed to travel. Do you remember that? Oh, that's right, yeah. Yeah. The new series coming too, they just announced that, didn't they? Trailer at the end of last week. They're getting pretty dark, eh?

Yes. That trailer looked like, oh. I just don't know.'t know yeah it's been quite dark a dark last couple of years i don't know if we need it we live in black mirror yeah we live in black mirror every day yeah yeah it's a black mirror it's a black mirror future but i'm looking forward to oh should i set off the noise yes because i'm i'm i'm a curious shopper you might upsell me this almost this also macy find my the, make it to my front page. Oh, wow. And you know, it's a big deal when you're messing with your front page.

Okay, here's the key. Does this mean I can finally add you back on Find My? No. Because quite often it'll be 20 to 6. Oh, yeah, that's good stuff. So you won't lose your keys now. Oh, I need this. Yeah, you do.

I'm a real key-lever-behinder. Because I like the tile, eh? The tile was basically the same thing. Yeah. But this works with every phone, every iPhone. So if an iPhone, you lose your keys and an iPhone walks past that and its Bluetooth is on, you'll have a really good location. That technology puzzles me.

Why? How that isn't some sort of privacy breach because i'm using somebody else's bluetooth and data so when they first came out um they didn't used to ping around if you like say for example i borrowed your chimney your car yeah when i borrow it now it will just ping the whole time and it will let me know no because it's a safety feature because it means if i slipped one in your bag it would alert you to the fact that there's an air tag around you. What if Sade drives the chimney and leaves you the whole time?

That's annoying. Put it in the boot. Because I thought about this because I want to sew it into the lining of a couple of jackets I have that I would hate to lose. But when you leave home, would they be-be-be-be-be-be? No, because you're with it. No, not with the jacket. The jacket's in the cupboard hanging up.

No, because it's at your home. That's right. That, no, no. No, not with the jacket. The jacket's in the cupboard hanging up and Haley leaves home. No, no, because it's at your home. Oh, because that's right. That's the other thing you can turn it off, can't you? Yeah, within radius and blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, so if it's in the wardrobe,

she won't ping. Yeah. Because imagine me leaving every morning and my leather jacket's like, hey! So if I put it in the chimney but then centered it on my house

and made it wide enough diameter because Shardie never drives the chimney too far. It's either like, to get the girls, or the supermarket, or like, to know.

But if she went outside of that, it would ping letting her know, I know where she's at. And you'll find, if she's cheating on you, with a gym trainer, because it's always a gym trainer. Yeah,

I went past her gym the other day. Some hotties in there, by the way, watch out. Some real problems. Yeah, and then it'll, you'll know.

I'll know. Yeah. And then if someone steals your jacket from Da Club, it'll alert you to say Your jacket's gone And it's at the club It could be down the street And then you and I

Will both be following And it turns out The person that stole Your jacket Is also having an affair with Sade Oh my god And we'll see each other And we'll be like

What are you doing here Your jacket Your wife Let's get him