ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th May 2024

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's parents are incredibly wholesome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Anna three Anna two Anna Welcome to A little bit of A little shit eh A little shit on our hands What is this Brett-y energy You have today You kind of came in And I was like Is he alright him too. A little bit of fun. A little shit, eh? A little shit on our hands.

What is this bratty energy you have today? You kind of came in and I was like, is he alright? And then you got real silly, all show. I'm just in a mood. A silly mood. That's because your father-in-law's back. He's acting out. I think you're acting out. Yeah, I've got to get all my energy out. I've got to get all

this out before I get home. So you don't explode. So my father, not my father-in-law, my father was up doing a project with me and stayed like four nights. And just that man, I said to you guys, 68, pacemaker, unstoppable. Ran rings around me. Go, go, go, all day long. And every night he'd say to me, we better Skype your mother. Go, go, go. All day long. And every night, he'd say to me, we'd better Skype your mother. Skype.

I know. This is what my parents called. But it wasn't even Skype. It's just what my parents called video calling. Oh, that's cute. Because the first video calling they did was Skype. And so they'd be like, open up Skype. Let's Skype them.

So now Skyping is synonymous with video calling for them. So he'd be like, better Skype your mother. And they would have like a half an hour chat every single night. Oh, that's beautiful. I was like, isn't that nice? They've been together. They've been married 47 years this year. Is that right?

Is that the maths? 77 till now. Whatever. Close enough. 47 years. And yeah, they still talk every night when they're not together. For like half an hour or two. What do you have to say for half an hour?

What the dogs did. Oh my God. What cows were doing. What someone next door said. Are they each other's favorite person? I think they might be. And my dad has the text on his phone massive. Yeah.

Because he's older. I've seen type on billboards smaller than what my dad's phone is he can see one word at a time as he scans through because they're so massive yeah and that message and that message every morning and always signing off with like love you which i don't see them say a lot in person yeah but yeah they were writing and i was just like that's actually really nice. That's beautiful. That's what you want after 47 years, still being able to stomach someone.

Not just when you're apart, not just being like, thank God. Yeah, yeah. A break. A break from that thing. A break. But then I always think about when we were kids, they were always a united front. Like they never disagreed on once somebody said something, that was the law.

Yeah, my parents were the same. Yeah. There was a go ask your father if it was a more dad-centric request. But if dad said you're not going to that, you'd never go to mom and be like, mom, because she'd just be like, he said no. Yeah. And they were always a united front.

Yeah. Yeah. That's really cute. Yeah. It wasn't when you were 16 and you just want to go to a party you know head boy head girl party but you've been a bit of a rat bag the week before so of course not because you're grounded but you can't play them off each other you can't manipulate no no no no no no i can't imagine i can't imagine um uh being that way when i'm older but i'm'm still not that way now. When you're 68? Yeah, I'm just being like, man, my person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's cute. My parents are still super duper romantic. My mum sits on my dad's lap all the time. Did not think that's what you were going to say. No, neither. Sits on his feet. That's cute, though. She sits on his lap.

Yeah, my mum sits on my dad's lap For cuddles and stuff Do they hold hands in public? Do they Are they holding hands? My mum's more of an arm linker You know Oh okay

I'm a bit cold What so she's using your dad For warmth For warmth And survival Sucking his warmth Yeah yeah No they don't hold hands

Yeah What about your parents If they're apart? No I can't I mean they'd talk to each other But I can't I don't How's the cat?'d talk to each other, but I can't. How's the cat?

Yeah. Did you leave all the roses? Probably more, have you done this? Have you done this? Yeah. Come on, woman. Leave me alone. I need babies. Gross.

I thought I was getting some time away. Anyway, I just thought that was cute. And if your parents are together and they love each other after that long, I think that should be celebrated. Yeah.