ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th May, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts. From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletch, Fawn, and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Did you know recently on our break, a good friend of mine, I think you've both met him, Graz, came up. No. He lives in Dunedin. You did come up. He lives in Dunedin. I think you've both met him. Graz came up. No. He lives in Dunedin.

You definitely have. He lives in Dunedin. I only know your friend Fletch. Okay, yeah. And I know him quite well. Yeah, that's him there. Hi. That's that one.

That's that one. Yeah, he's there. So he came up from Dunedin to hang out. So he was hanging out and he was off. He was going to go meet someone for lunch and I had some plans. So I was like, well, I tell you what, I'll drop you off. You have a few beers. I'll come pick you up later

We'll have a beer And then we'll come home He's like perfect So that's just my ploy To get to drive somebody else's rental car Because I always really like Driving rental cars Well you're not on the insurance

Hey buddy Christ you live fast and loose Well he's a dangerous We've got a bad boy on our hands Yeah We've got a real bad boy on our hands If you're not on the insurance Don't drive it

It was a Ford Puma Okay Sidebar Do you know school teachers That belong to the union get a discount at the car rental place? Are you kidding me? Oh, you mentioned this. What the hell? It's quite a sizable discount, too. Ford Puma is the SUV for the city, according to Ford.co.nz.

It was a little bit high, but it was like the size of a- Ew! Nah, it was cool, man. I liked it. Hayley, ew, eh? Ew, that's so fucking ugly. Yeah. That's awful.

No wonder you like this. Guys! Yes! I'm looking up the other member benefits of the New Zealand- So, wait, we know some teachers. Are you saying that all this time we've gone away with our teacher friends, we could have been getting 50% of rental cars? And not once did he offer.

Yeah. Not once. I will message our teacher friend, once did he offer. Yeah. Not once. I will message our teacher friend Matt right now. Yeah. Member benefits. I'll send him a voicemail. Tell him he's a bastard. Let's talk about the actual benefits, like, you know, sticking together and negotiating as well.

Yeah, tell him. Hayley's got something to tell you. You're a bastard! Oh no, I wasn't going to say that. Apparently you get 50% of rental cars in the teacher's union. Is this a thing? Well, I mean, he's at school teaching. Oh, no. He's going to play that in class.

If anyone's going to take a break in the middle of teaching children, it's going to be Matt. They're going to be like, ding, ding. And his phone's going to go, just read, all right? Fuck yeah. I've got to listen to this message. Shut the fuck up and read. I've got to listen to this message. Shut the fuck up and read. I've got to listen to this message.

What a good perk. So I drove the rental car. Yeah. Then I went back to pick them up, went in, got a beer, and a guy comes over who we played a game called, how old is that guy and what's his name? He's 22 years old and his name's Henry. Okay.

I remember. We'd drink at this place and talk to Henry. Yeah. Oh, you remember Henry? Henry's like, I consider him a dear close friend. Henry's actually gone down south to Christchurch to study and we did a tearful goodbye. We just absolutely love him, but he's popped back in his breaks and does works back in the park.

He's so good. He knew everything about the beers. He told us all of the stuff. He is amazing. He's a real top bloke. But he said, oh, hey, you work with Hayley, eh? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is she okay? And I was like, oh, yeah, she's fine. Because I lost quite a bit of weight, eh? No, it's just that. Like, could it be cancer or is it working out? Yeah, do you know what I mean? When you'd been away for two weeks at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and your Australian tour

and he's like, you know, we have our weekly customers but when your dailies stop turning up you get a little bit worried about that. Oh, stop it! No, he did. He said your dailies. He was like concerned.

I was like, no, no, no, no. She's doing comedy in Australia. He was like, oh, thank God. There was a few of us that were genuinely concerned about her health. My local pub. You are such a regular that people are now concerned about when you don't turn up.

I know. Oh, that's nice that he shared concern for me, but don't worry. And I said, don't worry about it. Oh, I better pop in tonight. And he's like, do you guys need another drink? And the other two were like, yeah. And I was like, just got mine. And he came back and he plonked them down.

And he's like, on the house. And I was like, well, fucking hold on a minute. I do want one. You didn't tell me it was on the house. Yeah, if it's on the house, line was like well fucking hold on a minute I do want one you didn't tell me it was on the house yeah if it's on the house line them up Henry that's why if you're going to pay for someone's lunch

or anything you never tell them you're paying before because if someone told me they're paying for my lunch or drinks I'd get cocktails I'd go crazy

I'd go for the expensive mains 100% yeah yeah absolutely but that didn't happen but he was well Henry does listen to the podcast

so shout out to Henry for his fantastic customer service. I said to him, are you concerned because she hasn't been in, teamed up with the fact that someone goes to the pub every day? Yeah. You know, if someone goes to school every day and they don't shop for a little while, you're worried. But if they don't go to the pub where they are slowly poisoning themselves

with a known carcinogen and then all of a sudden they're not up there. Oh, poo, poo. Do you know what? This is actually reminding me because I have come back and I've been really well behaved. I'm trying to keep a focused, you know, head

with not drinking and eating really well before my gigs. But I'd better pop in, eh? Just to make a little bit of noise. Just to make a little bit of noise. Just a little bit more. The holidays are over.

He might be back. He might have gone down south. Oh, I'd better pop in though. He might be there. I'll just pop in. Get his contact details. I'll pop in. I'll just pop into that.

I'll pop in.