ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th November 2023
Episode Date: November 3, 2023On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley does a little bit of Sneaky Recycling!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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What up? It's recycling day.
Do you know, Al, we did that thing where recycling day was two weeks ago.
Yeah.
And then almost immediately after it was emptied, we filled it.
Do you know what I mean?
And then we had to go almost like 10 days-ish.
With a full bin.
Before it could be emptied.
So we had a full bin.
And then our recycling bins inside were full.
And I had a box inside that was full.
And I just wanted to get rid of it.
I don't want trash in the house.
So yesterday I took the bins out.
And I was having a little look around the road. And I was like, I wonder. And so I was trying to trash in the house. So yes, they took the bins out and I was having a little look around the road and I was like,
I wonder.
And so I was trying to be all sneaky, sneaky.
And I started looking at my neighbor's bins and they had space.
So I went inside and I started sort of depositing different bits of recycling in my three neighbor's
bins.
It's an age old tradition.
Yeah, I know.
And I was like, you've got the space.
Yeah, they would have popped some in yours. Yeah, previous. Yeah, well And I was like You've got the space Yeah they would have Popped some in yours
Yeah previous
Yeah top
Well there's never
Any space in ours
Also
For some reason
It's always full of wine bottles
It's always chock-a-blocker
Yeah
Also
Psst
Downstairs at work
Oh really
Yeah I know
But I couldn't be bothered
Like pulling into level one
You know
And doing that thing
Yeah or you've got to
Like walk
Through
To the level With the rubbish thing on it
i feel like one day they're gonna invoice you too for all of that vaughn i feel like you're
i'd like to see you pushing that one well because i've got quite a bit of rubbish rubbish on the
property but not enough to get a skip i was thinking of bagging that up and bringing it
to work but by that sure just bring it in a little bit by a, Shawshank it. Eskistos, your pink bats. Shawshank it, just bring it in little bit by little bit by little bit.
Yeah,
exactly.
Just drip feeding it.
Because some people get upset when people
add to their rubbish bins
but I don't see
a problem with it.
I don't give a
fying fart.
It's out on the street,
it's about to be collected,
who cares,
it's all going
to the same place.
You'd hate it
if they came in
and they dropped
their rubbish
into your recycling.
Or I did notice though,
one of our neighbours
is still putting
his soft plastics in there.
Oh, that's in the soft plastics bin.
And now I'm like,
do I go knock on the door
and be like,
hey hon,
just letting you know
I just borrowed a little
bit of space
in your recycling bin
for my wine bottles.
While I was in there
I did notice
you're sort of recycling
some things
that aren't recyclable.
Because people still
put the pizza boxes in
and that's a no-no.
No, you can't do that.
No pizza boxes.
You burn them.
No glossy papers.
You burn them. You burn them. The extra grease in the box is a no-no. Oh, you can't do that. No pizza boxes. You burn them. No glossy papers. You burn them.
You burn them.
The extra grease in the box
is a great little fire starter.
Yeah.
But not your soft plastics.
I'm talking your wrappers.
Oh,
the glad wrap.
Yeah.
Oh, like bread bags and stuff.
Yeah, that kind of shit.
Oh, real soft plastics.
It's good for him
that he thinks he's recycling
but he's not.
Well, that's all that
we're really doing it for.
It's just to feel good,
aren't we?
Yeah, it is.
It's all being shipped to China
There's two times we can process here
Did you see the world's largest landfill in Indonesia
Caught fire this week
What? No
I was like well it's going to
Get rid of it
Dude the smoke was the weirdest colour
And all the people around it were like
Oh stay you don't go outside anymore. Oh my god really?
And firefighters were fighting it and they're like, all we're doing is
spraying water on it and it's just now
all the stuff that's burnt off is just running into the waterways
Like it was literally like
there was no answer to putting this fire
out that wasn't a disaster in its own
way. Yeah. Oh no.
Because it was like, it's one of the world's largest landfills
I was like, we'll see. And you know
on documentaries when they zoom out of the desert, you're like, it goes forever. It was like that it's one of the world's largest landfills. I was like, we'll see. And you know on documentaries when they zoom out of the desert,
it goes forever.
It was like that.
Hills and hills.
There's diggers up this hill,
and all they're doing is digging to pass the junk to the next digger
because they're trying to make the hill at the top taller
to make sure it doesn't sprawl too much.
You should look up.
I'm looking it up.
Are you seeing the fire?
No. Yeah, yeah. You should look up I'm looking it up Are you seeing the fire? No Fire
Oh yeah that's on fire
Yeah that's on fire
That is straight a blaze
Right
And Sam what would happen if Will just burned her own pizza boxes
Spread it out a bit
More mini fires
Rather than one big fire
You bet
Fantastic Great positive note When I was watching that mini fires yeah rather than one big fire rather than one big one okay you be fantastic great
positive note yeah to end that podcast when i was watching that um literal trash fire yeah i was like
we've we've really fucked it yeah are you just coming to this realization now that we've
you know you know it is but every now and then you'll see a skinny, drowning polar bear. That's a real visual cue of we fucked it.
Just the sheer volume of rubbish alone.
That was a pretty good sign we fucked it.
Deforestation.
Pretty good sign we fucked it there.
White coral reefs.
Fucked it.
But then every now and then you see a nice one.
When they do a time lapse of a very
quick clean out of a river that's all just like that's lovely that's good and then they just send
it to that giant landfill for more things to catch on fire we fucked it again we fucked it great