ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's lil Bitta Pod - 4th October 2023

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has an apology to make...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now yesterday I spoke apparently out of turn. I also may have been speaking quite emotionally in the moment. Yes. And I accused the gays. Theays the gay agenda gays and their

and their agenda if only their menu was as long as their agenda i claimed that i hadn't been fed adequately at gay weddings the gay wedding now you've only been to two gay weddings thank fuck only one of the two gay weddings has heard about it. Because the other one I feel like I'd be in big trouble about. One, I have Mandy McClain and Ryan T. Very dear friends. Yes. You remember I played, much like I'm playing Storage King at my house for your couch. Yes.

I played Storage King at my house for all their booze after their wedding. And you drank a lot of it. But unlike my couch, you don't get to take a little cushion. Yeah. You took a little bit of wine. He's humping your couch. Don't you worry about it. Yeah, I know.

Humping it, humping on it. Yeah. You know, sly couch. No, no. Sly couch, mate. Slip, slide it all over. Anyway. Wow, the messages.

I spoke and as I was speaking, I was like, I wonder if they'll hear about this. And someone told them. Yeah, and they heard. And they heard. And in the group chat, I was getting really quite a telling off. Ryan popped up and said. I love that they screenshotted your face having a good time at their wedding. He's looking happy.

He's laughing. He's having a great day. I was delirious with hunger. To be fair, I was not hungry at their wedding. I found the food absolutely plentiful. My mistake was because my Land Rover was their wedding car. And they said, we're driving down there and Ryan's like, I'll drive. We were talking about it earlier. He's like, I'm gonna

drive. I'm like, mate, it's your wedding day. You're supposed to be champagning. You're supposed to be drinking and like, don't. I'll drive it. It's fine. Plus it was a Clifford. If he was pissed and drove off a Clifford, it'd be ta-ta Land Rover. That's my grandfather. Oh, not ta-ta them. Ta-ta Land Rover.

My Land Rover would be my first concern They would come later In the piece But I would I said I've had one beer I said I'll chill I'll drive you around

For all your photos Down the farm and stuff It's all good Beautiful photos too I just wanted to do some rad Forward driving in the Land Rover Yeah you're a good friend It was a great farm

And so When I left I remember As I was leaving, food started coming out. And I was like, oh, I think I said to Sade, who was probably five wines deep at the stage on an empty stomach, put some food aside for me.

Yeah. And I got back like an hour and a bit later where I'd just been sitting down. It was great too because I got to have a social break from the wedding and just recharge my social battery. And when I got back, oh, my God, the platters and stuff had been pillaged. Yes. And then the paella was soon to be. This man with this giant pan of paella.

Yum. I was the first person up there. Yeah, that was yum. And I yum, yum, yum, yum. I had a couple of those. I put two scoops in and I was like hoping for a third. Please, sir, may I have some more? Please.

And he said, oh, you'll have to come back. And then I went back for another big second bowl of paella. And then upon my third, I was cut off from the paella. You're a hungry boy. He's a growing man. But he said, he's like, there's some people who haven't had it. And I said, I believe, quote, fuck them then. Yeah.

And then laughed. And was, I'm definitely going to be hitting that again soon. And then it was gone. And he didn't let me have it. I was cut off for that. Yeah, that's what you said in the chat yesterday. The paella man cut me off. He cut me off.

He cut me off. He cut me off from the paella. Yeah. And then there were snacks and such when I took them out in the car. And maybe, you know, my own fault there. Yeah. Not popping into the kitchen. Because I go to a wedding to eat.

My wedding priorities are eat, drink, then be merry. Yeah. And be merry is a distant, distant third because I'm not a merry fellow. In a social scenario, I'm just a sit and quietly watch. Let's hope the other gays don't hear about your bad mouthing there. I've just been invited to another gay wedding. I know.

Yeah, we've just booked flights to another. I've got two gay weddings in the first two months of next year. That's a big gay summer agenda. That's a big gay agenda. We still keep that legal, eh? Yeah. And you know what? What?

The gays are doing a bang up job. You know what? This next gay wedding, though, there's going to be plenty of food. I've heard food trucks. Don't you worry. Trucks multiple. I've heard multiple. Plural trucks.

Yeah, and also we're going to take you some sammies. Just in case you get. I'm definitely packing a little snack pack. I will give you space in my handbag Because I know Sade will probably have a nice glamorous handbag She'll have a little clutch I'll take a big fucking whopper And you can add sammies in there Enough for a bag of cheese balls

Enough for everyone I've got you covered I mean Aaron's coming I might take a backpack with my suit on Aaron is so in for a backpack What about a nice little cute man bag Adventure satchel We can't be rocking the satchels anymore men

Are you anti the satchel? I'm anti satchel What about the bum bag across my chest that really says In here I have a vape and some drugs Yeah I'm into that No satchel, no bloody delivery satchel. But an anadidast bum bag, again, diagonally across the chest on a fully grown man. Full of schnapps.

Yes. Okay, full of schnapps. That's you. Full of schnapps. Okay, well, I'd like to apologize. To all the gays. To all the gays. They've got great food at their weddings.

Do you know what the best was? I had a couple of different gay couples. One lesbian, one dick male. Dick on dick. Wait, because gay couples to me are males and females. You can have a gay couple and two males. But lesbians have a title. Their own title.

Homosexuals. But again, that's not specifically gendered. But tell me about this dick on dick. The picture wasn't the dick on dick, but it was just like, here's the food from our wedding of two men. Oh my God, really? You really started a thing here.

You know who won't let you down when it comes to a gay wedding feed? Lesbians. Check this out. It was just this fucking plate, this fucking table of meat. Lesbians, they're hungry constantly. Good stuff. More lesbian weddings!