ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th October 2024

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan shares what's been going down on the Smith building site! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Doing a bit of a project in the shed at the moment, bit of building. Yeah, right. The outside room's getting built.

It is, yeah. And we needed a third set of hands. So Shaday got called onto the building site. How is, because I look at this as the place where Hayley and I can stay when we come around and finally get invited to use your pool and spa. Oh, the spa's working! I forgot! I turned it on.

Oh, he forgets. No, so it hadn't been working. I wanted to mention it. He would not have brought it up if you hadn't have seen it. The heating thing's on the fritz, but it's been off for months, and I turned it on yesterday, just been like, I wonder if this is working yet, because, you know, daylight savings, lighter nights, might be a nice time for a spa.

It would be, it might be. And it flicked on, and it started heating, but then I completely forgot and went to bed. But it worked. Right. So then it was on a timer, so it'll turn itself off. I wonder if it'll go again. Because I actually put up something on my little Reno page

on the weekend asking for spa recommendations because I would love to get a spa recommendation and I tagged you in one of them. That was fishing for a freebie. 100% I was going to reply to you saying she's fishing for a freebie. Leave me out of this because you tagged me in. I want her to remember

I've got famous friends. They're like oh yeah and we'll give him a new heat pump to heat up the water because mine isn't a spa like a one stop shop spa it's heated out by a different thing by the other unit we've got absolute

first word problems here this is such a problem me trying to get a free spa pool yeah but I tagged Vaughn saying that Vaughn won't let us use his

because one night I got too drunk and then I pissed on his fence and then so many people messaged me saying oh my god

he needs to grow the hell up he needs to grow up what's. He needs to grow up. He needs to grow up. What's a little piss between friends? The piss was one thing. It was the 2 a.m. sing-alongs. It was the fucking all the wine got drunk.

It was the, hey guys, can you shut the fuck up? No one listened. We've literally never been invited back. Absolutely fucking not. But anyway. So you've got a spa. It's your past spa. A spa may be working. Maybe. But anyway. So you've got a spa. Is your past spa pool gone? Spa pool may be working, maybe.

But I don't know. It doesn't feel like it. My body aching for a spa. Yeah, mine. I saw yesterday. So I turned on. I can't believe I completely forgot. But yeah, so the building.

So we've been doing some building. And I said to Shadi, you're going to need to come out and help. And she turns out there and crocks. I'm like, you're on a building site, love. Go chuck on your work boots. They won't like work safe. Won't like those. So she went and put her work boots on.

But just like that sort of banter where you're like, you got that? And it's not really a question. It's like, they're carrying something because I'm about to let it go. Got that? It's happening. So I let it go and she was like, ah! And then we were calling her the useless apprentice. We're going to dock her pay.

Did you send her out for some striped paint? Yeah. Left-handed screwdriver, et cetera, et cetera. But she didn't like it at the end of that. She said you were actually a bit mean to me out there. I've been the other person before when you're like, let's bloody have a bit of a ribbon. Yeah.

And then Aaron's been like, Jesus Christ. That was brutal. Yeah. I was just like, you're on the building side now. Yeah, mate, we're lads on the side. You're carrying on like you're lads. Everyone's giving each other shit. Yeah. I love it. Can you pass me that hammer?

You know what that looks like, don't you? That sort of thing. Yeah, right. What does it look like? The hammer. Yeah. It's got a hard end and a hooked end like that. Yeah.

Oh, you mean, do you know, I thought you... Oh, yeah, pass us that hammer and she'd be like, um... Oh, I thought you were doing a penis reference. Oh. Yeah, but it was more like, oh, you wouldn't know what one looks like. Yeah. I thought you'd be like, pass us the hammer. Hey, what does that look like?

And I was like, you need to get your junk looked at, bro. There's no sexual harassment at this workplace. That's really nice to know. There's banter and stuff. Just bullying and banter. A lot of bullying. A lot of handpicking, the hierarchy, bullying. Yep. sexual harassment at this workplace. That's really nice to know. Just bullying and banter. A lot of bullying. A lot of hand picking,

the hierarchy, bullying. Absolutely in place, but we're very, you know, nothing gender related. Okay, yeah. No, no, we're very.

Right, okay. And so what, she won't come back to the building site now or you just have to be a bit nicer? Well, you've bullied her out of it.

I think we're done with whatever required the third set of hands. Nice, okay. She's not welcome back. Useless. Useless. I think we're done with whatever required the third set of hands. Nice. Okay. She's not welcome back. Useless. Useless cow. Useless. That's what my mum used to always say. Useless cow. Yeah, my mum loves the word cow.

Who to? Bloody cow. Just anyone. Really? Yeah. Oh, for God's sake, that woman. She's a useless bloody cow. My mum wasn't afraid to chuck a tosser out there, but that was probably as bad as her swear words ever got about anybody. My mum loves fuck knuckle. Fuck knuckle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In the car, she's always like, God. I've got a road rage. What a fuck knuckle. Yeah. She's got a bit of road rage. When you were roasting Shanda the other day for saying fuck a duck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said fuck a duck, and it was just so good.

I love when, like, I'm just about to chime in and start rocking her up, and then the kids start, and I'm like, yeah, here we go. They're on board. Three on one. Yeah, yeah, good roasting. Fuck a duck. Yeah, she did say that. I haven't heard that for so long.

Neither. What was the origin of that? Because you would never fuck a duck. You couldn't. Maybe that's why. It was just the rhyming? I think it's just rhyming. But who said it first?

Yeah, who said fuck a duck? Oh, it might be that Cockney slang. You know how heaps of Cockney slang is rhyming? Well, so I love that you're now Googling this on the work wife. Another IT warning. Where does it... In the late 1700s, a duck fucker was apparently an actual job. The person was in charge of taking care of poultry on warships.

And the term is likely originated as a bit of teasing amongst shipmates. Oh, but a banter. See, if you don't like a banter... It's just bans. Banta? You can't like the banter. It's just bans. You can't say anything these days. It's just bans. Fuck a duck. What does a duck fucker do on a boat, though?

Taking care of the poultry. Do you think they had to make the... Oh, no, because they would have been looking after them, so they're like, you're fucking them. Oh, yeah. You're always down there with the ducks. Where's the bloody duck fucker? Why didn't they have chickens?

Chicken fucker probably. Actually, that does roll off the tongue pretty well. No, but were they eating the ducks? Yeah, but how nice is duck? Duck's yum. Hopefully we've got enough hoisin on board. If I was on a 1700s ship,

I'd rather have a peaking duck hoisin than a... Than just a dry-ass chicken breast. A chicken stir... Which you'd imagine would be a chicken stir-fry. That stir-fry, because it's the easiest way

to make food in bulk. No, man, duck pancake. On this old boat boat whipping up some thin crepey pancakes hoisin some cucumber and carrot 1700s we're still

in sail ships aren't we yeah imagine that you're just you know packing away the front sail yeah oh he's bloody

gone and done it again is that voice that I can smell the Chinese fire spice I can smell the Peking duck oh baby pop your head down there have a look has he got it hanging up we. I can smell the Peking duck. Oh, baby. Pop your head down there.

Have a look. Has he got it hanging up? We're going to put it up. Oh, it's Peking duck. There it is. He's got the hot plate out. He's burned some pancakes. My man.