ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 4th September 2024

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's awkward altercation at the gymSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now yesterday at the gym I was leaving and there was a guy next to me, he was leaving at the same time and I noticed he was going... Yeah, hook up.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it a hook up? No. Patch, patch, patch. No. He was... I would. He was one of these office workers doing gym on the lunch break. Oh, squeezing it in, man.

You're going to be sweaty, though. I know. You're going to be sweating over there. I always see them. They're always like, yeah, because people hang their shirts up on the communal kind of, you know. It's just like, oh, getting into a suit after the gym. I get so hot in the shower. Anyway, he had like

put his shirt on and his tie, but he'd put his tie over the top of his collar. Oh, no. And I was like, oh, no, he's not going to see it.

It's right at the back. I'm like, shall I say something? And I'm like, I don't know this guy. I don't care. Oh, I always do. And then I was like,

because then I remembered you always say, you tell people. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to say, hey, man, just got to fix you. You've just got to fix your tie up. It's just easy. And you'll be like, oh, thanks, my dude. Yeah. Sweet. always say you tell people and i was like you know what i'm just gonna say hey man just gotta fix

you've just gotta fix your tie up it's just um easy and you'll be like oh thanks my dude yeah sweet so i say this and then he is like he's opening the door to leave the changing rooms and he just stops in the doorway and just kind of like puts his neck like just and his head up towards me as if like i'm gonna fix it it sounds like a hook up it sounds like a cutie thing that a husband and wife make it sounds like what a husband and wife does or like the start of one of your horny books yeah let me get your tie and then pull you in

I kind of was I had like an arm full of stuff so with one kind of hand I was like oh okay and then I was like trying to thumb it under and then it was kind of not right I was like a bit more it had to go all the way around. It was taking by this stage like 10 seconds. I was like, this is so fucking awkward.

You just do it yourself. Just do it yourself. I've just told you, say thank you, and then do it yourself, man. Like, I'm not your husband. I'm not your husband. I'm not your wife. Oh, cute. But it was just, I don't know, it was awkward.

And so now I'm not going to tell people. That's not. Oh, no, you have to. If I see a skirt hanging out of a door Or undies tucked into a shirt or a tie I'm just not going to tell people now A ball hanging out or a tit come out the side Yeah, oh God, Hon, you might want to tuck your tit back You've got to tell her

Oh my God, it's awful when you look down and half your tit's out I mean, it's awful I do it all the time You know me, I'll strike up awful. Yeah. I do it all the time. You know me. I'll strike up a conversation. Yeah, you do tell people. Yeah. A woman got out.

I was at a homeware store, and the woman got out of this truck. Bristos. No, it was like a little vintage place. Little vintage store. Little vintage store. I got it. Little vintage store NZ. You went.

And she got out of the car, and I just looked at her, and I said, oh, my God, I love your dress. You look amazing. She's like, thanks so much. I said, is that L and I just looked at her and I said oh my god I love your dress you look amazing she's like thanks so much I said

is that Ella May she said yeah I said oh I love it she said oh they're doing linen this season I said oh my god I know because the silk is so unwearable

yeah I find that as well in the seasons like this and I said I looked at that dress it's absolutely gorgeous you look stunning she said thanks she left

and Aaron was there and he was like do you know her I was like no I've seen you do this you walk up to someone and you're like

oh the other day Where are your earrings from Oh yeah Where are your earrings And she was just like Glass on Pascos Pascos Yeah

She's like old Pascos though Yeah I know I didn't know there was a new Pascos No just like I got them years ago Some people must think You're flirting though Because when you asked

That chick about the earrings I thought she thought You wanted to like No Do you think? I don't know. It was a bit... Maybe because in the end they were cheap earrings.

This woman has bought an $800 dress. Because if a guy said to a woman, I love your earrings, where are they from? Oh, piss. Big flirt. Big flirt. Absolute pest. Yeah, I know. No, I do it so often.

Or like women in shops and they come out in the changing room and I'm like, oh my God, you look incredible. You must buy. You simply must buy. Are you sure? Oh my God, you look amazing. And I'll do it with people. You incredible You must buy You simply must buy Are you sure Oh my god you look amazing And I'll do it with people You've got something in your teeth

Or your dress is tucked in Or you've got your cardigan Back to front I'll tuck I'll just go up behind people And tuck their tags in Slip my fingers down The top of their spine

Is it too much But that's a bit much Is it too much Just ignore it Fuck them eh Strangers Fuck them Yeah fuck them

Good luck on your day You look like an idiot You look like a fucking idiot. Good. The rest of us do too. We're all out here struggling looking like fucking mingers. Why am I trying to make you look better?

When it's a hot person, you're like, good. Lipstick on the teeth? Good. What do you say? Hair a bit. You got lipstick on your teeth? No, I'm saying it.

That's what you do. You're pissed. Good. I don't lick other people's teeth. I go up, I lick my thumb and I just rub their teeth. Oh, God. Whether they like it or not. The ZM Podcast Network.