ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th April 2026

Episode Date: April 4, 2026

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From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following Little Bit of POD may contain course language, sexual sims and content inappropriate for young listeners. What language was that? Listener, discretion is advised. That's AI Korean. Oh, Korean. Because some words were just English and a Korean accent.

Well, I don't know what's happening there, but the following little bit of FID may contain course language, sexual themes and content inappropriate for young. young listeners, listener discretion is advised. Well, today is our 22nd anniversary. Cute guys. Happy anniversary. And I got you. His sushi rubbish.

My old sushi rubbish. And I got you. There's bananas. God, the love is alive. What is 22 years? 22 year anniversary. Now, the big plot in the live show is back on the 13th of April. But today, the question we've asked just between us.

Tell us about your longest friend. friendship. How long it is? How long it is? How long it is? It's a cute, wholesome one in amongst some muck, I'll say. Yeah.

Some filth. Be me bestie of 32 years. Really? Yeah, she's my soul mate. Love her, Jess. Well, Ames messaged in. 22 years I've been friends with my best. More than us, that's crazy.

Yeah. But you guys get to see me more, and that was my, you lucky. Right, okay. Would you say lucky? Fortunate. Yeah, blessed.

Blessed. It's forced upon. Blessed. Yeah. Torture. The joy of you. your day? Yeah, yeah.

A spark in your otherwise miserable existence. A bit much sometimes. The thing that sort of rejuvenated your relationship, your marriage. It's growing dull. Yeah, we are trying new things, aren't we? Yeah, well, 22 years and you've got to keep it fresh. Got to keep it spicy. 22 years, we met at 13, says Aims, and our first conversation was about airwax.

Ew. I'd like to know what it was about airwax. Does womb mate count? My twin sister is also my bestie for life. Oh, I don't get people that are friends with their fucking siblings. That's like a unique. are a bit different. Special connection. There's something going on there.

Liv says 35 years strong. We've been friends since we were three. Our only fight was over Twink at age 10. Now Fletcher, I saw you get excited there. Twink as in white out. They can cause some divisions in the gay world. Twink. When the hot twink comes along and everyone fights over them.

Yeah. Our fight at the age 10 over Twink shook the whole classroom for 24 hours. Everyone would have been like, oh God, the besties are breaking up over Twink. It's all right. an article just recently, a couple of weeks ago, that the ancient, was it Egyptians, or who were the one that did the hieroglyphics? They did

twink, they had twinks, so they actually invented twink. They had twinks. So I think there were some archaeologists and they had, like, found that they'd kind of made a mistake and painted over. Yes, white, with a form of twink. Yeah, and then they put into a tape. God, I loved the tape. The tape was right. It tried quicker. And it was so smooth, but it would flake off

in bits as well. You were rich if you had the tape though, the white-out tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because what did Americans will just be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Wide out. Is that what they call it in America? White out. Because Twink was one of those situations where it was a brand name that became synonymous with the product.

Like Glad Rap. Did you guys give it a sniff when you're at school as well? Yeah, and I used to twink my fingernails. Yes. And be like, so good. I'm so cool. Yeah. I don't know what this person's name is.

Jaloo. Hated each other most of high school. We bonded over a stir fry in seventh form and we've been besties for 20 years. Yeah, okay. Oh, over a stir fry. Do you know what? Add a bit of pineapple to your next stir fry.

You will not regret it. I'm not arguing. I don't stir fry. I haven't stir fry in this, actually. Yeah. It's always disappointing. Yeah. It's always like,

you got to have a homemade burgers, never let you down. You've got to have a good goop. You've got to have a good goop. Yeah, but either then, it's like my wok doesn't heat to the same temperature as a takeaway. Crazy hot, huh?

Yeah. Courtney says, our nans and our mums went to school together and we went to Kindi School and uni together now 37 best, Best friends our home lives. Oh, that's nice. Nans and Mumsis is an intergenerational friendship.

Yeah. I've known my husband since the day I was born, so he's my longest friendship. 40 years. Since the day you're born. Were they born in the same ward or something? Is your brother, is your husband your brother? Is your husband like your uncle? Or is your husband like your dad's friend?

Like that last story, like neighbors. Neighbors. Yeah, yeah. Or same time, yeah. That's pretty cute. It is, yeah. Still like him. Yeah, apparently.

20 years we've been friends. Met at high school orientation as the out-of-zone kids. Oh, yeah. I remember that when we went tomorrow as an intermediate. All the rural kids kind of like, because all the city kids all knew each other. Yeah. Or the town kids.

All the farm losers came in and their weird clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Neighbors from birth, only three months between us, we're best friends. Oh, that's cute. That's cute. Childhood friend.

My best friend and I are born two weeks apart, and our mum's are best friends. So I've known her 31 years. Oh. We were two years old. We met at mum's tennis at our mum's tennis. 34 years later, still besties, and she was my bridesmaid. Oh, I love these three. It's so nice.

There's insuring friendships. That's nice. They were white in case you're wondering. White woman with the time to play tennis during the week, isn't it? Do you think you guys, once you know you don't work together, you'll maintain your friendship for another 30 years? We've bonded over our mutual hate of too many things. Yeah, you are. To not.

And you know too much about each other? A lot. Yeah, a lot. Everything, all of it. Not, a lot. Well, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary to you too, Hon. Tell him.

I love you. Fletch. I love you. Yuck. That felt yuck to say. See you on the next little bit of pot.