ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th December 2024

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, guys, guys, guys, and in particular, Aussie podcast listeners, listen up. I'm coming to Australia.

I'm going to Australia. You might want to work on that accent. Why? What's wrong with it? It's sick as bro. Are you just going to spend the whole two weeks imitating Australians like anytime there's a guest in from anywhere? It is so bad. And when I'm in Australia, it's like instant. The moment I land, I'm like, I always get picked up. How are you?

Oh, so good. Yeah. I'm going to Australia next year. I'm going to Melbourne, Brisbane, and Sydney with my show, Wild Flooders. This is Fanny, oh, Wild Flooders. Fanny Flooders. I mean, basically, a working title. Yeah.

Fanny Flooders. But I am, I'm doing two weeks in Melbourne and the Comedy Festival, two shows in Brisbane, two shows in Sydney. That is so exciting. I know. Melbourne Comedy Festival is amazing. Huge. And they all said you couldn't do it.

They were all like, comedians only, funny people only. She's never going to do this. Boy, I got jokes for days and they were like, oh. And you've shown them where you might or you might not, where it remains to be seen. I showed them, you don't need might not where it remains to be seen i showed them you don't need to be funny to be a comedian so melbourne comedy would that would it go edinburgh and then melbourne it's huge it actually runs for four weeks but i'm only doing two right uh just

because i miss you guys so much yeah well yeah i mean we will because there's a little break between easter and anzac, but you'll be doing a few shows over there from Australia. Do you know, this is, can we talk about that? Anyway, so if you want to get tickets, Australians, livenation.com.au and just look at my name. Oh my God. Ooh, she's all flash with it. Live Nation.

I'm live nation. Live Nation. Produced by Live Nation Australia. Here's the cockpit. That's actually pretty cool. I know, I know. Crazy. So in Brisbane and Sydney, when I'm in there, which is like the later half of it, we're

going to have a little break probably as a show. So that's fine. Do you know what's going to happen in Melbourne? And here's the plan. My show in Melbourne is on at 9.30 Australia time. So that's 9. It's 11.30 PM New Zealand time. At the best, I'll be able to get back to my hotel after doing my show in Australia at 1am New Zealand time.

Now, I get up at 4am New Zealand time. That's three hours later. So here's my plan. I was like, I'm going to go nocturnal. I'll get up and I'll have a bit of dinner or something. I'll go and I'll do my show. I will maybe go and do a late night spot or something. I'm going to stay awake and then I'll just join you guys and I won like have a bit of dinner or something. I'll go and I'll do my show. I will maybe go and do a late night spot or something. I'm going to stay awake and then I'll just join you guys

and I won't have slept. And then you'll sleep after. And then we'll do the show. I'll be in Australia. You'll be here. It'll finish at like 5am, 6am your time or 7? Nah, 7. Yeah, 7.

Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Sleep through the day. Oh, I love that. And I was like, this just seems a better way than then getting back to accommodation after doing performance and you've got all this adrenaline yeah trying to sleep for a measly couple of hours and then me being a bag of shit for you over zoom yeah so i'm oh exciting i'm gonna go full nighttime mode i've done a

couple of shows in australia we've done a couple as well yeah Australia. We've done a couple as well. Yeah, it's weird. You're going into a radio studio and it's like three or two in the morning. Yeah, no, no, no. Someone's letting you in just like, what is happening? I know. But no, I am. I'm really excited. I know we've got lots of Aussie podcast listeners. Oh, that's exciting.

I know. I know. Yeah. And do you know, I haven't been to Sydney since I was a teenager. Really? I've never been to Sydney as an adult. Oh. Yeah. I'm thinking about getting some lip filler while I'm there. You're going to love it.

You know what I mean? Because I do adopt the local culture. I think they just do it as you land at the airport. Yeah, there's a separate line. I've never gone... Yeah, you go through the lipspray. Something to declare, nothing to declare, lip filler needed. I'll go in that one. They give you a bit of gloss

as well after the filler. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Well, I'm really looking forward to performing in Australia. So if you want tickets, it's on my Instagram or livenation.com.au livenation. Oh, that's pretty flash. Do you get a rider with Live Nation because you asked

for a koala? Oh my gosh. To visit you? My favourite animals. You have to go to Dreamland when you're in Brisbane. Yeah, I know. Sydney Zoo. Oh, Sydney Zoo. Toronto Zoo is so cool. Never been.

I'll do that in Sydney. It fucking rules, man. You take the ferry. Brisbane, I'm going to go. Where am I going? What's that? I don't know where that accent's going either. Because I don't know anyone in Brisbane.

So I'll be going to a theme park on my own. Oh, Simon and Curly, please. Oh, my God. You will have no trouble finding a New Zealander on the Gold Coast. Yeah. Well, maybe like a Sudanese gentleman. Okay. Off-air chat.

Off-air chat. You watch yourself. You are tiptoeing a fine line, young lady. Hayley just goes through these moments where she's like that would be nice right now hyper fixated on things sometimes it's boyish lesbians sometimes it's jason bemore a lot of the time it's irish men at the moment now sudanese men okay right okay that's again that's for off air chat are the mics still going i thought we were just hanging out now