ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th February 2024

Episode Date: February 4, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Grab any medium cafe hot coffee for just $4 only in the app M's Feb 9. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've just ruined a TV show for Vaughan. What a prick. To be honest, I've ruined the death of a minor character. Second or third tier character.

A real third or fourth tier character. But I was talking about that character because he's in a movie coming out called, what is it, what is it? It's got quite a mouthful. It's the new guy, Richie Henry Cavill and you know me. You know me and Henry Cavill.

You've got a boner for him, haven't you? Big dude boner. And he's like playing with a bit of a rogue, sort of a lunatic in this one. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Yeah, this looks great. I like Henry when he doesn't shave. He doesn't shave. He's got a big twirly moustache in this. Yeah, this looks great. I like Henry when he doesn't shave. He doesn't shave.

He's got a big twirly moustache in this. Yeah, that's hot. Do you remember in Mission Impossible he had that big moustache? I've never seen it. Oh, and he loads

his arms like guns. Sexy. Is he in The Witcher? Is that Henry? Yeah, that's Henry Cavill. With the long hair. Can you see from there you've got pretty good eyes.

That's what he looks like in this. Rough and tumble. He hasn't showered in weeks, that's me. Yeah, curly hair. Do you think he'd be the one man that would turn you gay? Just a little bit.

I think he's too much man. Oh, too much. Too much man for me. He'd be scared you'd be intimidated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would be the kind of man to turn you gay? I think I could really be good friends with him, though. Like, it's a man crush, but more of a platonic man crush.

I see you taking on a small Hispanic boy. Now we're talking. Do you know what I mean? A slight... Yeah. Yeah. Nice tan. Because you're the man You're quite manly

Yeah So you need something He wouldn't be the girl He's not the bride Can you do You can have two bears though Yeah you can Yeah

Two bears You can have anything Three little bears Three bears Yeah and a Goldilocks Yeah If you like Or a twink as they call them

In the modern age I do apologise for ruining But yeah so I said Oh cause This is based on a true story of World War II. We've talked about fucking Love Island on this show. We can talk about some World War II stuff. Yeah, it is about time.

This is like about some people that go behind enemy lines in World War II. Oh, good stuff. Love of World War II. And Guy Ritchie makes a great movie. He does. Ian Fleming, who wrote James Bond, was involved in World War II. If you've seen Operation Mincemeat, he was involved in crafting the story behind that. That's a fantastic movie.

And he was like a writer in his spare time, wasn't he? Yeah, and then he started writing James Bond, and apparently the first few Bond stories and stuff were based on actual things that he did or was part of during World War II, which is pretty awesome. So the guy, and we were just talking about the fact that who plays him in this movie. Sorry, I'm not contributing. I got distracted because I googled Henry Cavill

to look at him and then he was part of a list of the hottest men in the world and now I'm looking at that. Oh, hit us with some more. The sexiest men alive from 1990 to 2017 according to People magazine covers. Okay, okay. 1990, Tom Cruise. Not my cup of tea.

It's Patrick Swayze after that. He's met with his face too much, eh, Tom Cruise? Have you seen him lately? Just old, crazy short. Yeah, I'm not into it. It was 1992. 1991, Patrick Swayze, that was a very good looking man. Patrick Swayze was a sensationally good looking man and he could

dance too, which I think added to his sex appeal 95 some of these people have reoccurred which is lovely who cares 95 being Brad Pitt

now he's appeared multiple times fine that's the start of the pit Denzel Washington's after that 96 George Clooney

97 still hot Harrison Ford 98 and he was already quite old then yep yep

not for me and then we got Richard Gere god these are men of a and then Brad Pitt's back in the year 2000 there was talk of a gerbil

and that was hot if you listen to the Conan O'Brien podcast he talks about how he met who was he on his talk show he had a guest on and he was trying to

the guest was trying to remember Richard Gere's name and he's like you know the actor and there was talk of a gerbil. He said this on telly. Oh, my God, really? Because that was always the big thing,

is that Richard Gere had this insane rumor start that someone put a tube up his bum and put a gerbil up the tube. And he liked it. When you think about it, nobody is doing that. Nobody is doing that. But, God, it went around. It went around. And that, again again We've talked about

Other things that we spread Before the internet Like the Marilyn Manson Having two ribs removed So he could suck himself off Yeah That spread pre-internet There was no internet

When the Richard Gere rumor Went around I know For something to spread Like that pre-internet Means a lot of Pair to pair messaging What did Winston Churchill say

He said I'm back on my World War II shit Didn't he say A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth seven put its pants on in the morning? Yeah. Something to that effect. 2003 and 2009 was Johnny Depp.

He gives me ick now. Yeah, big ick. Yeah, big ick. Like big ick vibes. There's a sort of lady floof here. Who else is in there? Matt Damon's been on there. We've got Hugh Jackman.

Yep. Johnny Depp is back again, really. Ryan Reynolds came in 2010. Yeah, good stuff. Bradley Cooper, no, not for me. Channing Tatum, 2012. I mean, I get it. Where's the gruff?

Adam Levine, 2013, was People's Sexiest Man Alive. That's nine years after Adam Levine peaked. Chris Hemsworth arrives in 2014 as a young Australian boy. Then we've got David Beckham. Now I'm kind of on because he's got the tats and the bad boy attitude. Yeah. Then we've got Dwayne The Rock Johnson, 2016 and 2017, which is the end of this list, and I really apologise.

I should have got a more up-to-date list. Blake Shelton. No. I think I remember that. No. Bizarre. I think I remember that. Really? Yeahizarre. I think I remember that. Really?

Yeah. So Henry Cavill's good looking. Who was 2023's hottest man? Oh, you Googled 2023 hottest and it says year on record. No, don't do that. But it is. Patrick Dempsey. That's right.

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Chris Evans was the year before that. I don't think they've done 2024 yet. We're still working it out. I don't think they didn't do one in the pandemic because we've all got a bit fat in the way. We've all got a bit chunky monkey. Chunky monkey.