ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th January 2024

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Another edition of Naughty Lil Poll! Today, we want to hear about the secrets you've kept from your partner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod And today it's an anonymous question that we asked you on Instagram It gets spicy, it gets spicy Like hot spicy Indian spicy

So if your mum's in the car and she can't handle white pepper This might not be for her. Or maybe she can listen to it by herself. Definitely not for little ears. No. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty, naughty, naughty.

Naughty. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty little pole Oh guys I was a bit out of time

On that one You did You fell off We started good though Yeah Better than Better than other times You know

Today's Naughty little pole We asked you on Instagram It's podcast only It's completely anonymous Even the names have been Trimmed By Shannon Trim

We can't even Accidentally say it Naughty little pole Anonymous podcast only edition Today Are you picking up Even the names have been trimmed by Shannon Trim. We can't even accidentally say it. Naughty Little Pole, anonymous podcast only edition. Today. Are you picking up? He just said that. Yeah, but I don't think you, like, her name's Shannon Trim and she trimmed the names out. Are you picking up on the wordplay here?

What wordplay? So, producer Shannon, her last name is Trim. Okay. And when she's trimmed the images, we call it, she's Shannon Trimmed them. Do you see? Because I'm using trim as both a dual word and a naming word. Can we go back to step one and walk me through this one more time? So Shannon is the other blonde one.

I don't think. She's the newer blonde one. I don't think that's going to work. Her mum was Miss Legs Australia. Right. Today's naughty. If Jared had done it, you'd say he picked, cropped it. That sucks.

Yeah, that sucks. I have sucked. Walk me through why Shannon trimmed it. No, get out of it. Don't worry about it. Today's naughty little poll. Are you keeping a major secret from your partner? Now, the overwhelming one is no.

87% of people said no, I'm not keeping a major secret. Boring. That 13%. Did they give a... Are you keeping a major secret. Boring. But that 13%. Did they give a story to tell? Are you keeping a major secret? Apart from your shopping purchases? Yeah, shopping purchases.

Got a bag of minty sticks in my handbag. Nah. Nah? Nah. You're an open book. We've been together for 13 years. I couldn't sit on a secret like that for too long. Yeah.

Well, let's get into the ones that I have. Other than I had sex with all of his other brothers. Oh, my God. We're on the podcast. Oh, my God. But he would win that. Yeah. That would be a thing you'd be like, and I won.

And you've had all of them. Yeah. You've had sex with your wife's brother. Hot. Yeah. I plan to again. You've had sex with your wife's brother. Hot.

I'll tell you, I was the envy of A lot of men that day Yeah Lead singer of 48 May Yep Best sex of your life That's good stuff Well it's not major Says our first anonymous

Messenger But I have been getting Botox in my face And technically He's paying for it As I'm a stay at home mum And my after pay

Is connected to his card Oh YOLO Wow Now was she happy or sad When she was writing that You can't tell I'm mum and my after pay is connected to his card. YOLO. Wow. Now, was she happy or sad when she was writing that? You can't tell. I can't tell. Have a little closer look.

I can't tell. In the profile picture? In the tiny little profile picture because the names have all been trimmed off. Okay, next one. Shannon trimmed off. My secret is I was... He doesn't get it. He just doesn't get it.

I'm not following. Move on. Okay. Is it because her name's Shannon? No. Just carry on'm not following Move on Okay Is it because her name's Shannon? No Yeah Just carry on Yeah it is It's because her name's Shannon

My secret is I was a sex worker for 23 years Stopped just before I got married To my husband in August The reason I haven't told him Is because my ex-husband knew And used it against me When our marriage ended

No but if you're marrying this man Your new husband You need to trust him enough That he won't treat you that way. So the new husband doesn't know, because my question was going to be, did she meet him at work? No, he doesn't know that she was a sex worker. She said she stopped just before she got married to her husband in August. So she must have known him.

Maybe she was sex working during their relationship. Must have been. I feel like you've got to tell your partner that, not that you can't do it. That's a massive one. Yeah, what would you tell your partner you're doing? Just have been. Huh. I feel like you've got to tell your partner that, not that you can't do it. That's a massive one. Yeah, what would you tell your partner you're doing? Just night shift. Maybe. Or just like at a bar.

Yeah, right. Yeah. My ex-husband used it against me. He told everyone who had listened that I lost a lot of friends. That's pretty shitty. He forgot to tell them the part where I'd financially supported him in a lifestyle

he was not accustomed to before he met me. Needless to say, I learnt my lesson and I will never tell another man ever. Oh my God, well that sucks. There's no shame in doing that. No. You were right to do it.

If you were still actively doing it, you might have to tell the partner. I think you should. It's one of the oldest professions in the world. And acting. And fro-yo stores.

And fro-yos. Acting, sex work, and owning a fro-yo. Do you remember when they found the fro-yo store of Pompeii yeah

a bear beneath the lava yeah someone was frozen in the exact moment they were pouring the lollies onto the top of the fro-yo oh yeah it's actually beautiful

to see art and life like that the look on their face like it's fucking how much for all these lollies 14 fucking dollars you're thinking you're thinking of the other one with a guy like this

his arms out of the counter being like what 14 dollars for a cup of yoga and a couple of lollies frozen yogurt You're thinking of the other one, with a guy like this, his arms out at the counter being like, what? $14 for a cup of yogurt and a couple of lollies. Frozen yogurt and some fucking sour snakes. Jesus. Wet. My partner doesn't know just how wealthy we really are.

We live a modest life, average house and drive average cars. My partner dreams about winning Lotto and talks of all of these grand plans, which we could very easily afford to do now, but that lifestyle isn't for me. I was flying under the radar, plus every gold-digging twink out there would be fishing around for a thruple. Oh, this is a gay! This is the gays. So he's a rich gay.

I'm a rich gay! I'm a rich gay! I love more than the gays. Is this an oldie gay with a twink gay? Or are they both twinks? Now, did the... Because that's what makes you think it's an older gay. They've done well for themselves.

And the twink doesn't know. Because they've had time to get the money. Or is it inherited? That's what it looks like. It might be old money. But like they say, that's not their lifestyle. Because I'm a bit of like... Like if you've got the money, like have fun

because you're alive and you're able to. Or give it away. Give it away. If you're not going to use it, give it away. You know, you hear of those,

you know, those people that die and they've got like all this money but they lived like they were, you know, earning $10 a week. You're like,

you've got to have a happy ballot. Are you talking specifically about my father-in-law or just the sort of The man who You always hear of that And they're like oh my god

We never knew that guy That we all thought was homeless He never travelled He was saving up to travel Died a couple of million bucks in the bank Yeah Is that rain? Sort of

Isn't that the one? Why did you do that? It was so odd What about rain? What about rain? When? why did you do that? It was so odd. What about rain? What about rain? When? When is it raining?

It's just so straightforward. Why did you do that? Because there's the line in Ironic. Not familiar. He bought a ticket and died the next day. Packed a suitcase, kisses, goodbye.

They never mentioned that man's wealth. He waited his whole damn life. They never mentioned that man's wealth. A lot of us never said all that man could have been. He waited his whole damn life. Because he couldn't afford it because he was so poor. Yeah. To take that flight. And then the plane crashed down.

The crane. That's nice. The crane. The crane. Well, the crane crashed down because the plane crashed into a crane. Yeah, right. Because it didn't have one of those flashing red lights on it to say hello on the crane. That made me laugh the way you looked at me.

Why did you do that? Why? I always find it so satisfying when you laugh like that. So good. What are we talking about? The gold digging twinks. That's right. Things you're keeping from your partner.

I get Botox every four months. He has no idea and I'm not telling him because of the cost of it. Did we have a photo of the gold digging twink? No, no, there is no gold digging twink. He was saying he keeps it on the down low because every other gold digging twink would want a thruple. Right. Okay. Yeah.

Fair call. Do you have to have a prenup before a threesome? How long before a... Small paperwork. Yes. Oh, that's actually a good question. I don't know the de facto status of a thruple. You'd have to be at a two-year-long consecutive threesome. And that's actually a good question I don't know the de facto status of a thruple

you'd have to be in a two year long consecutive threesome and that's not happening nah no thruples staying longer no you gays have a very short

attention span yeah oh god yeah couple hours max they're the tiktok of sexualities they are they are they are

next next next next next next you go to bed and you're like

I'm going straight to bed and then you churn through 50 of them. And then before you know it, China and Grindr have got all your photos, your dick pics. Yeah. China Grindr should call themselves China. Do they still own Grindr, China? Did China own Grindr? A big company, I think so.

A big Chinese company. I think it's on the stock market now, actually. They bought it. But I think it used to be. They used to be owned by China. Very conservative, China. They know how big your dick is it used to be. They used to be owned by China. Yeah, and everyone was like, oh, watch out, Gaze. They know how big your dick is. They're going to come and kill you.

Yeah. Do you know what? Do Gaze put their dicks on the grinder? My own grinder. Chinese only is Beijing Kunlong... Kunlongus Tech. It's Kunborn. They bought 60% of Grindr in 2016 and completed the buyout early last year.

This is Jared. He didn't even need to Google this. He just loves homosexual tech. The US government has decided the transaction is a threat to US national security. Kunalon is expected to sell Grindr at auction. And I believe it went on the stock market earlier this year or sometime this year. There's a safe investment. I've got a couple of bucks in shares.

I've got a couple of shares in Grindr. Yeah, right. I get Botox every four months. He's got no idea. I'm not telling him because of the cost of it. Yeah, it's expensive. Do you know, do you? Do you know, do you?

No. But I'm very upset with you. I can't tell. Somebody said, the secret I'm keeping from my partner is that I think the church she goes to might be a cult. It's highly likely. Oh, to speak up. Yeah. You probably want to mention that before you lose your partner.

And all your money. Seeing this as an easy way out, you know? Yeah, especially if they're giving 10% of their money. If you've got separate accounts and you're kind of like, well. Yeah. I mean, if someone wants to be religious, good on them. But don't give your money to these people that go on business flights and cruises. Yeah, no.

Leather jackets and hair gel. Yeah. I'm keeping the secret that I plan on leaving him. I'm waiting for the mortgage interest rates to come down first. You could be a few more years away. Yeah. You could be a turn in it. I'd take a lover.

I'd get something else brewing on the go. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Need a bit of a crossover. Yep, yep. Have a bit of a crossover. Start, have a bit of a crossover. Start siphoning any money that he could get away as well. I have a secret bank account where my mum puts money to spend on me. Not groceries, not household shit, not him, me.

Oh, yeah, good. So she's got a little secret bank account and my mummy's giving her a little bit of spending cash. On the show this year about secret bank accounts, a lot of people do it. A lot of people. Yeah, I don't. I wish I did. You need the money to start a secret account. Yeah.

If you start a secret account, do they give you some money to put in it? Sort of like a Kickstarter? That's the secret. Yeah, the bank's like, hey, you're keeping secrets. Here's a thousand bucks. Yeah, have fun. Go crazy.