ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th March 2026

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's probably going to banned from this store...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I did a late-night Kmart on Saturday night. Oh. How fun, I. What a raging Saturday night for you. Went to the movies, cried on Wuthering Heights, and then went to Kmart. It was good fun because, you know, a lot of Kmart's close at midnight.

So me and this complete stranger to me, went to Kmart after the film. Soft launch. It's getting pretty semi-hard. Oh, and we don't say semi-hard on the show. Okay, sorry. Shaghy, I'd be honest, I think it's, um, you've been posting a lot of this fellow. I think it's almost a hard launch. It's almost a stiff.

It's almost just like, just say it's your boyfriend, no reckon. Nah. Not quite there yet. Oh, I don't know. You've got to be sure. You've got to be sure these days. Oh, I don't know. If you saw us a good Charlotte, you'd be like, God, are they pregnant?

Anyway, um, anyway, so we saw this moment. Anyway, so we saw this movie, then we went and did a little late night Kama, and they've got, like, quite a good amount of, like, T-shirts and shorts and stuff for guys and stuff, like real good and real cheap prices. And we look up at this mannequin, and he's wearing a nice pair of just, like, beige linen shorts.

Oh, yeah, lovely. Well, like, lovely, great, nice and cheap pair, you know, wear them out, they're not too expensive. So we go looking for these shorts, snaking around the aisles, no shorts to be found. Look again, look again, look again, look again, we couldn't find them. And then I look at the mannequin's size he's wearing.

Perfect. I hate when this happens. Perfect. Because it's like normally a medium? Yeah. Or a small? Yeah. This was a large.

Okay. Yeah. And but we were like, we need those. And so the only solution was, and you know, the in Kmart, if you know, the mannequins are up really tall that like the toes are at eye level. You know, they're up on those high shelves, up on the high walls. Oh, you didn't. So we each grab a.

short leg and we downtrail the mannaker How'd you get the shorts over the stand? We didn't We had to abandon him Crotch out

Because that was the thing The feet were then Screwed into the stand And so he's at He's at ankles And we don't know how to get them off At this point Downtrailed this poor model

Yeah yeah Yeah And he's just He's left crotch out I'll show you Because I obviously videoed it I was laughing very hard On shorts

You can't get up Over the head like a skirt. Yeah, see, there he is there. He's just wearing a white saying like there's his little mound. Yeah, wow. And the pants at the bottom.

We've all flattered with that guy. Yeah, we have. In the middle of the night going to the toilet only wearing a t-shirt, balls hanging out the bottom of the t-shirt. Yeah, for Winnie the poo. So we didn't end up getting the shorts. Why don't you ask the staff

to get them off the mannequin? Do you know why? Because the staff was a fucking robot. They've got a robot. What do you mean they've got a robot? What was the name of the robot? Do they take a photo? No.

They've got a robot that stock take. And she was this little like tower going around the shop. Oh, I don't like that. And it said, hi, my name is whatever. I'm doing a stock take, like just ignore me. What, so it like uses an AI camera or something to count how many candles are left. Yeah. Yeah.

And then there was a over the intercom announcement saying, hello shoppers. You may have seen Sarah or whatever her name was. But please don't obstruct her job. She's busy at work. What because people mess with her? Yeah, turn her around. Like a rubber vacuum cleaner, putting a couple of wheels off the ground.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the third bit of this, exciting. Camard Adventure. 1026 on a Saturday night Kmart trip. Wow, she's changed, isn't she? Old Hayley. 1026. Yeah, yeah.

Saturday had to be mild. So at one point, we walked past a double door. I get to see the backstage of Kmart. Look at it. Look at it. Backstage. Backstage. I do you think they call it backstage.

Boxes on boxes on boxes and blankets on blankets. I just think they call it the back room on storage. Backstage. Oh my God. It was just endless pots and plants and all sorts. I was like, whoa. So what a rager of a Saturday night for you. Fourth exciting moment from Kmart and this is the final one.

I found a hair clip that is bok choy. Bok choy hairclips. bachoy hair clip. So run don't walk. Yes, run don't walk to Kmart because I've got fruit hair clips, oranges, strawberries and one of them is a boc choy.