ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th May 2023

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk Queenstown/Wanaka!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Hello, welcome to A Little Bitter Pod. It's me, Hayley. And I'm starting this because the boys are in Wanaka at the moment. Are you guys making a cup of tea?

No, we're cleaning up. I was just packing up. We're cleaning up. Oh, right. All right. The lovely people here in Wanaka at Radio Wanaka have let us use their studio today for the big pod for the show. Do you know what you missed out on?

Because we wanted to, because, you know, you're in beautiful Wanaka. Great food, great vistas, and I felt a little bit left out. So us on the team here in the office, we had shandies. I'll tell you what they don't have in Wanaka. That is a McCafe. And the little bit of pie I bought you by McCafe. Great things are brewing one cup at a time. And it's already in the intro.

It says that. We don't need to say that. We don't need that. Fuck, I thought I was saving the day. No, they can have that one for free, babe. No, but you've over-delivered there, which is what we love to do for clients here. I'm going to promise over-deliver. Yes, exactly.

I'm actually going to leave work soon and head to McCafe and get myself a delicious barista-made cup of coffee on the go. Okay, we don't need to kiss their ass. Well, I think we do, actually. I think that's how this works. Right, okay. Okay, we'll keep going. So, are you just going to pack out while we're doing the podcast?

No, no, no, I pulled the laptop out to see the McCafe liner. Which apparently I didn't need to do because it's in the intro. So, now we get ready for the wedding after breakfast. No, no, no, I pulled the laptop out to see the cafe liner, which apparently I didn't need to do because it's in the intro. No, I'm telling you. So now we get ready for the wedding after breakfast. It's controversial to have a wedding on a Friday, isn't it? No, it's more and more popular. I've been going to Thursday and Friday weddings.

Thursday? Yeah, because the venue high is cheap. Oh, is that why? Because I don't mind a Friday wedding, but a Thursday wedding is the controversial. The controversial. Well, it's like when they have a work event on a Thursday. It's to keep the bar tab lower, isn't it? Because everybody can't get too shuffled.

Also, the venue's cheaper. Venue's cheaper. But then everyone gets shuffled anyway, and then you turn up to work, and the work gets done. And then the productivity on the... Exactly. The productivity cost then exceeds what you saved on the venue. Correct. Yeah.

I mean, what? Are we writing the book on business here? Get on the venue. Correct. Yeah, I mean, what? Are we writing the book on business here? Get on board. We should. The three of us should write a book. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Business Strategies. Guys, I'd be all about moving the show to Wanaka, to be honest, because these autumnal colours.

See, autumnal colours. Autumnal colours, Hayley. If you could only see. Did you just say autumnal colours? Yeah, the autumnal colours. The autumnal. Very seasonalley. Did you just say the autumnal comers? Yeah, the autumnal comers. The autumnal. Very seasonal jizzes, aren't they? The autumnal comers.

Oh, please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The autumnal colours are just, the drive from Queen Santa Monica, it's beautiful. Tomorrow on the way back over the Crown Range, we're thinking of nipping into Arrowtown. Oh, don't, because I want to live there in the future. Yeah, it's beautiful, and you know, the autumnal colours will be popping up.

I don't know if I could live there because of all the tourists would constantly be going through. I don't know if I could live there because I don't have $4 million to buy a tiny cottage. Yes, yeah, that too, that too. I would live there, and I would come walking out of a cave dressed like an 1800s gold prospector, being like,

What's going on out here? I just walked through a blue light down that cave. What year is it? I will say, when I was in Arrowtown last time, I went to the Goldmine Museum. Yep. Tis a must see. It's actually a really awesome museum. It's insane.

And it's good to know that New Zealand's had racism at its core from the get-go. From the get-go. Well, no, not the get-go. From the get-go. Well, no, not the get-go. From the get-go. From the arrival. From the arrival, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chinatown and the Irish town and anybody who doesn't look like me town.

Yeah. You know, it had it all in central Otago during the gold rush. Well, I hope you guys have a bloody lovely day. We've missed you dearly, but as I say, we've had fun with the shandies and whatnot. Yeah, shandies. A little bit jealous of the shandies. All right, I've got to go see if I can squeeze into the suit.

I've got to go squeeze out a poo so then I can squeeze into the suit. Oh, but guys. Boy. It needs to happen. So the building we're in shares, the Radio Wanaka building shares the building with Mons Royale. Which I've actually got a pair of their undergarments, their Merido thermals.

They're so good. They're a great brand. If you were a snowboarder and you had Mons Royale, your parents were very rich. Yes. 100%. And you may have done a winter in France. Yes.

And everybody was like, oh, Mons Royale. And they were very high quality gear. And they're very cool kids. I ran into one of them earlier and he said hello, he's so friendly. And I was like, he's so cool. And I've needed to poo from when we got here, but I can't do a poo in the cool kids' toilet. No, you can't. It would be so embarrassing.

What if it gets put on the cool internet that I did it? You, yeah. Because we're on the loser internet. We're on loser internet. And there are all the cool kids are talking about it and then it spreads like wildfire and i was hoping to like kind of we'd get a friendship going with them i want and then we get a like a staff discount on yeah i do how good would a staff oh yeah i'd take a little 40 off yeah that's nice that's nice i was thinking more just like gst or something, but yeah, 40% shirt for the stars. Yeah. Why not some freebies?

Anyway, have a lovely weekend. Can I have some photos, please, when you guys look all nice? Yes. All right. Yes, Mum. Yes, Mum. Yes, Mum. All right.

Be careful. Look after each other, please. We will. Thanks, Mum. Don't drink too much, boys. Didn't hear that last bit. Bye, Mum. Okay, bye.

Bye, darlings.