ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th May 2024

Episode Date: May 4, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley caught someone still using BeReal!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now remind me, there was a period last year Towards the end, but you know, not November, December Maybe September, October, where we all deleted B-Real Right? We were fucking done with it, we got into it for like six months or something, if that.

And then we went, everyone stopped using it. Yeah. Literally yesterday, I was hanging out with comedian, I'm going to out her. Okay. I was hanging out with comedian Melanie Bracewell.

Haven't seen each other for a while. She lives in Australia now. She was over. And she says to me, do you want to be my B-real? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? No one's still using it. And I said, oh my God, how embarrassing.

Are you still using be real? And she was like, yeah, I just like to see what people are doing. I was like, wait, other people are using be real. Updated April, 2024. Be real currently has over 25 million daily users. I thought we all just went. No. Yeah. B-Real currently has over 25 million daily users. What? I thought we all just went, no. Yeah.

I think it's streak addicts who are still using it. Oh, yeah. They love streaks. They love a streak. Because I think my daughter and her friends use it because they're streaks. Yeah. What are these streaks? Because I don't use Snapchat. Snapchat's just, if you send somebody On your Snapchat contacts One photo

I think it has to be a photo It can't be text Every day Eventually after three days A little flame comes up With a number beside it Telling you how long Your streak is

And they're all addicted To streaks It's like gamifying it Right It's like logging in Every day And I guess that's what Is keeping people on

B-real as well They like that They've got a streak Yeah wow That is nuts I just I found it really embarrassing for her, but maybe I,

we should be embarrassed that millions of people are still using it. Cause I thought it was going to be one of those companies that everyone was like, Oh my God, it's the new Instagram. It's being real. Yeah. Watch out. And then we're like,

nah, Instagram's still better. I thought, um, it was brave of her. And if she did ask in the same tone that you sort of recreated it, she was obviously a little bit like shyly asking. Yeah.

And then you just roast her. Oh, yeah, I did. She's like, Hayley, do you want to be my burial? Like, I want to post something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, some sort of substance. What I'm doing. You fucking loser.

Ew, God, grow up, you child. What are you doing? What are you, a cold child? As long as you give me today's Bebo love. Yeah, God. And being your top eight friends. Oh, look, if MySpace came back in the way that it was. As simple as it was?

As simple as it was. Blog posts, pictures, top eight. No more than 25 photos because that was taking up too much space. Would Vaughn and I be in your top eight? Yep. I'll put my top eight. I don't know, that wasn't convincing. That was quick.

It was either you are like, we're top five or top three because that's how quick you say yeah or you're not really. Because I used to get into like coding

and I'd code my profile so that you could get out of the shape of that and you could do all sorts of different coding and there was a code so you could have like a top 12 or like top 20 and stuff.

So you'd be in my top 15. Top 17. Wow. The number's getting, okay, it's just getting bigger. It feels like we'd 12 or like top 20 and stuff. So you'd be in my top 15. Top 17. Wow. The number's getting, okay, it's just getting bigger. It feels like we'd be 16, 17. Top 34. That's not even a square number.

You'll be in my 37. Okay. 37, we're going to have not, weird, isn't that a prime number? Divisible by what? It's going to be like seven rows and then a blogger? A little half one?

Rick D's in the weekly top 40. You're in my Rick D's weekly top 40. Okay.