ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th November 2023

Episode Date: November 4, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared joined a Gang?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You may notice a certain air of intimidation coming from the producers of this day because we believe that there's been an initiation into a gang. I didn't see this coming. I didn't either.

I honestly didn't. Like, especially not from our smallest member. Producer Jared, you and the Vits are now in what, the mongrel mob? Headhunters? I believe they're headhunters. Oh! Congratulations. So how did you become part of the headhunters?

I just left work yesterday. I was driving home on the motorway, and then all of a sudden I hear this rumbling, and I thought there might be like 200 dudes on bikes, about 100. Okay. They just took up a lane. They were right next to me, just vroom, vroom, vroom the whole way.

It was crazy. So you were sort of swarmed into this or caught up in the... I was caught up in the hub hub. The hub, that's what they call it too. Our gang members are like, guys, get on the bikes. We're going for a hub hub. We're going for a hub hub. That's what they call it too. Our gang members are like, guys, get on the bikes, we're going for a hub hub.

We're going for a hub hub. And this was fine because they weren't getting in the way until it came to my motorway exit. Oh no. How am I supposed to weave into 100 motorbikes? You indicate. The headhunters honour the indication system.

I believe they do, yeah. They didn't. Oh, okay. Well, throwing accusations there at a throwing accusations they're not part of this i'm not wow um so i had to slow down to a crawl indicate i waited for the last motorbike to go past then a car went past and i was like yeah sweet that's done i can hop in and go home yeah i noticed the car in front of me as their hazard lights on and they're slowing down and i was like oh yeah cool they're probably they're stuck as well by the bloody motorcycles.

No, I think they were like the tail end of it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And then I noticed the car behind me also has their hazards going. What the shit? So they've got like a two-car tail escort. Oh, so you're in.

You're being escorted. And I'm just part of it now. Yeah, okay. And like the dude behind me is waving at me and I chuck my hand up. I'm like, thanks for letting me in, mate. And we're just toddling down the now. Yeah, okay. And, like, the dude behind me is waving at me, and I took my hand off. I'm like, thanks for letting me in, mate. And we're just toddling down the road. Yeah, okay. You do have a red vit, so they may have thought you were a representative of the Bloods.

Well, I wasn't sure what their colour was. But wait, why were they in cars? Because I thought in the gangs they all had motorcycles. I don't know. Maybe someone's bike was getting a wharf. What kind of cars were they? Were they nice? Yeah, they had four wheels.

One was black, one was orange. Orange? Great description. I want to say they look like a Commodore. Oh, yeah, Commodores. Yeah, okay. Commodore-esque. Beautiful gang car.

Beautiful gang car. Commodores love an orange, eh? So the girls play this game in the car called Rainbow, and when you're on a road trip, you've got to get all the colours of the rainbow in a specific order and if you spot it that's your colour

and then somebody else is going to now when it gets to orange you're pretty poked apart from Commodores Commodores yeah that ghastly

if Holden wants to see when it started going bad for them and when they started going out of business I'd say it was when they released the purple Commodore they had a green one

our friend Mike had one the very aggressive was when they released the purple Commodore. They had a green one. Our friend Mike had one. The very aggressive green Commodore and the orange Commodore. Yeah. Not many pink cars on the road. Yuck colors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yuck colors. They went a bit wild there.

So what are you and the gang up to this weekend? Probably a few burnouts. Yeah. I don't really know what they're doing. Yeah. I don't know what they're doing. I think they're going to regret your membership. Making sandwiches for their community, man. Yeah. That's what they're doing. Definitely. I don't know what they're doing. I think they're going to regret your membership. Making sandwiches for their community, man.

Yeah. That's what they're doing. Definitely not a high up role. Probably I get the coffee. Yeah, I think you're definitely in catering in the gang. Cleaning, cleaning, catering. You'll be saying a lot of this when you're boys want a cuppa. Is there anything scarier as a kid?

You're in the car and you're kind of daydreaming and then a motorbike roars through between lanes. Oh, yeah. They come from nowhere and it's just always so loud and so scary. You're always scary. So scary. Oh, my congratulations.

I can't wait to see your fight because don't they beat you up to get into a game? Yeah, and I think you've got to murder someone. Maybe. According to movies and TV shows. Bags not be murdered. Shotgun? Oh!

God's highly, God's highly. Oh, well. Hopefully you won't see it coming. It'll be quick. Can up! Oh! Guts, Hayley. Guts, Hayley. Oh, well. Hopefully you won't see it coming. It'll be quick. Can you throw me a nice funeral? No promises. No promises.