ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th October 2024

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has received some explicit targeted advertising... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I haven't been targeted any advertising recently that has offended me greatly. You know sometimes for a while there it was like, hey you ugly cuck. Spend your money here, you piece of shit. There's a t-shirt that makes fat men look more fat.

Oh, yeah. You bought that. You bought that t-shirt. My husband looks so thin in this t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. It makes his big fat arms look like biceps. I hate when you're scrolling through something and something catches your eye,

but only just for a second, and then you realise it's of zero interest to you, but you're like, shit, I'm lingering. I linger. It's got me. Fuck, I don't want to see anything more like this on my feed. What's my one at the moment? My whole algorithm went one direction last night. It's reset, so thank God. One direction?

No, not one direction. It was on one thing. Oh, right. Not one direction. No, I've never really been into the lads in that way. Anyway, I was scrolling through and I endlessly started getting targeted an at-home anal bleaching product. And I was like, you know the conspiracy theories around the fact that our cameras are actually spying on us.

I was like, maybe it's seen my arsehole. How are you showing your arsehole to the camera? Is that your password? You know, some people got a fingerprint. Yours is a retina scan except it's a rectal scan. A rectal scan. You turn around

and show your arsehole and it's like, hello, welcome back, Ailey Sproul. No, never, but I'm just like, where did this come from? Usually advertising things

I can go, oh, I can trace that back to I looked up this thing so it's gone in that direction. You didn't make a joke to a friend about anal bleaching?

No, I have not ever once considered it. It'll 100% just be based on the fact that you're a woman in her late 40s and you've got a dark early 30s and that's when people start thinking about the is that when your anus goes dark? It's when they'll target you for all sorts of things that women

should, no need to be insecure about but they know it's an insecurity and they can sell you a product. Well I haven't looked at my butthole for a long time. I actually haven't thought about it. Can I ask, is that something you would do in the safety of your home yourself? I wouldn't. I would think that would be right up there with a Brazilian. Oh, I thought you meant looking at it.

I was like, where else are you going to look at it? No, but an at-home kit, it's like- Don't put bleach around the anus. Once I used that Veet stuff on my back before I got my back lasered and I left it on too long. Jesus Christ. Fuck yeah, that's- It's like bleach around the anus once i use that veet stuff on my back before i got my back laser and i left it on too long jesus christ it was like agent orange yeah that's us horrible it's just everything from the ground to the ground yeah i would not be taking my anus into my own hands and i also feel like that's a job that needs eyes on it. Expertise. Expertise, and you need to be there spreading the cheek, and they need to be doing the thing.

I don't think I could at home anal bleach. I've never understood why people care about the colour of their anus. I really, I've never seen an anus and been like, how embarrassingly dark. No, never, never. Never thought, oh my goodness gracious me. Is it this, I am asking this from a pure curiosity point. Okay, well, go ahead.

I'm not trying to be vile. Okay. No, we're not. Does it get browner because of the poos? No, I think it's just like a tough area of skin. So it just browns? Yeah. With age, it gets browner?

It's like your genitals. They're different colours and they're darker. What? What have you got, like, differentitals They're different colours and they're darker What? What have you got like different coloured flaps? A purple and a green flap Not a purple and a green flap I think you need to go to the doctor my dude It's not the same colour as my forearm

Neither is your schlong It's a different colour Your balls are a different colour Penises have farmer's tans Don't they penises? They're always a little bit browner Yeah yeah exactly Yeah here it is here

I've just found it Well now I've gone on the website For this anal bleach bundle Don't they, pears? They're always a little bit browner. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, here it is here. I've just found it. Well, now I've gone on the website for this anal bleach bundle. Up to three shades lighter. Oh, wow. Works on anus, labia, inner thighs, underarms, nipples, bra strap area, and scrotum. Don't, don't. What are you doing with your nipples?

Don't bleach your nipples. No, you want them to be lighter. Beautiful brown nipples. We love all nipples on this show We are the show for nipples We love nipples You're putting a chemical You shouldn't be putting it in there either It's a delicate balance

This is genius marketing from them This is their thing The anal bleach bundle Here's the tagline, change your ringtone I like that Round of applause I like that Really good

Buy me a bundle Buy me a bundle A gentle gel Formulated to light And brighten Hyperpigmentation And intimate areas To align discolouration

To your true tone So what do you Put it on Leave it tanned And then rinse it off How long do you Leave it on for I don't know

Ingredients I want to see If there's bleach In this thing There must be What else A bit of ginola A bit of ginola Aqua A bit of ginola?

Aqua, acrylate, sodium, vitamin C. Oh, great. Good to know your asshole's not going to get scurvy. Sodium hydroxide, but no sodium peroxide. Oh. So it is a more gentle bleach. Could you just chuck on a bit of Colgate whitening? Yeah, you could.

Imagine going to a tooth whitening place and be like, go on. What, are you putting it on with a toothbrush? You wouldn't want to be that confused. Get a fresh egg. I'd probably get a new one for my mouth and just take my mouth toothbrush to be my anus. I'm just reading some of the reviews. Someone said, I hope it works. Fingers crossed.

I do need a lighter dot. Fuck off off What? It's literally something No one else sees Maybe your partner and then do they care? No They're just delighted to be down there Wow

Now that you've opened that ad up And you've delved more into it You're only going to hear about it Now you're just going to get... Absolutely only going to hear about it. No, I was going to be like, now you're just going to have to be not interested, click on the ad, but you obviously may be buying it all. I definitely haven't added this to my cart and I'm exiting now with it in my cart.

If you use Fletch 10, you get a 10% discount. I knew it. Yeah, I'm an ambassador. Notoriously. Yeah. As a very light but... I'm a ringtone ambassador. Ooh, the white stripes.

That's what his ringtone is. Someone said the headline of the review is a tad runny. If the textural consistency could be a little thicker, it just runs everywhere and gets everywhere else all bleached. That's a good call, though. If you don't want gel, I don't want gel like. I want gel. Yeah, now you've got like run marks on your skin.

Yeah. Oh, no thanks. Anyway.