ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has something VERY important to share (it's really not....)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I had a disaster that has now... I feel like calling your 30s a disaster is a little premature. I mean, you're over halfway through, but... Hey, I'm living my best life. I know, I know. I'm living your best life.

I'm living... My best life. No, I had... I'm... ordered something it turned up it was a disaster that sparked an idea and now i have a great and now it's turned into a great thing like it's a real roller coaster because you know like in the in perspective putting it in perspective it's probably really not a disaster i don't know i don't know i'll say it's about a bath mat okay because you know some people have like lost their houses

in a i don't know and an earthquake a flood a war but my struggle is my struggle and i own it and that's mine you know what and we're all struggling with it's all yeah i'm sorry Sorry, I didn't mean to belittle your... And maybe the bath mat was the last, you know, the final thing. And it's really, it's compiled. Okay. Now, what it is is, you know, my parents are about to move in with their youngest. Favorite child.

Yep. And... Also, I feel like favorite daughter's redundant because you are the only daughter. Yeah, yeah, but it's not true. No. It's true, yeah. I almost reckon you could swing for the fences on Favorite Child. All right.

I think they love us differently. I think they love us differently. That's a good way of putting it. have a favourite child, you love them differently? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Oh, that's a pop out for having a favourite child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I love them differently, like, I love that one heaps, and I love that one,

not much. Like, if you're an only child, like Carwin, and your mum said, I love you differently, that, like, you'd be like, wait, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she definitely loves me differently to the cats. But she, you know, oh, yes, no, that's true. Parents that love their pets more than their children. Because you're her least favorite child and her favorite.

It's perfect. You can only disappoint. If your parents said you're my least favourite child and you're like, Mom, I'm your only child. Well, that also makes you my favourite sometimes. That's actually quite funny. So my parents are moving in with their favourite daughter, Haley Sproul. And as part of prepping the house for their arrival,

I did all new towels. Might have got, you know, all bleached, very acidic. You know, so all bleached out. Didn't you find out what was bleaching your sheets? Yes, I've got some of message done. It was my acid minge, yeah. No, it was the product that I use that has a, like a chemical in it on my butt pimples. Because people thought it was pimple related because of that thing that Justin Bieber promoted that I can never remember.

Proactive, yeah, yeah. So why, but why don't you wear that before, or why don't you shower before you bed then? Because my weekly shower happens on Fridays, the rest of the days, yeah. Anyway, so I've all new towns, right? That's probably why she's got the butt pimples in the first place, this weekly showering. She's cleaning my ass more. I think washing that dirty, greasy ass, yours, my house.

So anyway, new sheets. No, no, new towels. And I bought them and I ordered, like, all the same. And then I have to get a different colour one, a complimentary one for my dad, so he knows which towel is his. We'll get confused. Oh, my God, that's a great idea.

Yeah. So Craig. Different colour towels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Craig has his own colour. And then I was like, well, now my bathroom, mat doesn't match so I'll buy a new bath mat this thing turns up and I would say it is like two meters long well like a table runner it looks like a table runner for the table at Christmas

I wish I brought it up it's in the car so like it's literally like one and a half meters long probably like it's so wide and then I put it in front of my shower which is wide the shower but I was like that looks stupid and then when you're hanging up on the bloody tower rail it's just just looks dumb. And I was like, man, I ordered these towels months ago, so I've missed the return thing. They've just been sitting in a box waiting. And then I was like, I want you're doing a lot of anything. And then I was like, this is not a loss. This is a gain. Double towels. I'm dropping this off to a seamstress and I'm turning it into two towel mats. Now I've got two bath mats. Are you always going to see where it's been cut though? Yeah, because it's got

a little edge. You know what I mean? We don't say that word here. I'm so, I'm part of me, border. Thank you. It has a stitched border. Thank you. Around the perimeter. Yeah. Actually, we used to work at a radio station called the perimeter too, so you're not saying that. I'm so sorry. That's okay.

That was our prison radio session. Yeah, the perimeter. Look back, flits on the perimeter. So, yeah, I will, but that's why I'm taking it to a seamstress and not doing it myself. But now I've got two bath mats. No, this is great having two bath mats. I know. I only had one.

I only bought one. Yeah. Oh, my God, this is, I'm literally. Also, how do you accidentally buy the longest bath mat in the world? Did they? Don't know. On the image online, I just looked at it and I was like, love the green goes with the green in my bathroom in the green that's in the towels and dad's green

tower yeah that's the one and uh yeah turns up it's just the longest bath mat I've ever seen in my life it was so stupid but now it's not right in half I'm getting a professional to a great idea it is a great idea and your crisis now has turned into a fortunate event so I will say like that's the bath mat there and that's how I saw it online it's and they have called it a bath runner so I've fucked up oh because it would go next to our Bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good idea.

But do you know what I mean? The colour was right on, so I just saw it as a bath and I went, yeah. But it's truly. Yeah, right. She's been doing her right for herself. Now, did you put in, you could put in my Qantas points number for that? For Adidas. I didn't know.

Oh, no, I didn't. I'm sorry. As I say. Well, I just try to get more points out of her spend. I just saw the logo there. I was like, surely she as a someone who travels trans Tasman so regularly would have a Qantas club. No, I don't.

I'm in New Zealand. I'm in New Zealand. I'll just do anything with his points. Oh, I'm a points slut. You're a whore for points. I'm a whore for points. I'll go air points. I'll go quony points.

I'll go any kind of points. I want all the points. McDonald's points. True rewards. Yeah. All your points. Well, no, those are linked to my, is that the everyday rewards? That's my air points.

Oh, gosh. My attorney's there for his earpoints. Anyway, all the points. But the point of this podcast is to let you know that I started with one long bath runner. And now I have two perfect. shower mats.