ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th September 2024

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley got her nunga's out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to Little Bit of Pod So last night I hosted this awards ceremony gala thing And it finished late I got home at midnight last night And I was wearing a velvet jumpsuit for the gala.

I had some gold heels on and a black velvet jumpsuit and looking all nice. Yeah, thank you. The only issue is, two issues. I had to ask three strangers, no, six strangers to unzip me in the bathroom. And I was like hosting this thing. Every time you went to the bathroom? Every time I went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom three times in the evening.

I had to get unzipped, and then I had to pee, and then come back and get zipped back up in the jumpsuit. And then everyone knows when you wear a jumpsuit when you're a girl, you sit there peeing with your boobs out like... I'm naked. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you peel it down. Yeah.

And then the second thing was, not boobs, I had a bra on. Okay. I know, you hate thinking about my breast flinch. He just can't do it. He just can't do it. He can't look. Anyway, so afterwards I walked to my car, which by the way, I was at the museum, the Auckland War Memorial Museum.

And then when I came out it was pitch black and there's no lights there. I could not find my car. I was like circling the whole bloody Auckland domain. Oh, you'd left it somewhere in the domain. I parked it off in some kind of rogue park in the domain and I was like circling the whole bloody Auckland domain. Oh, you'd left it somewhere in the domain. Yeah, I'd left it. I'd parked it off in some kind of rogue park in the domain and I was walking around in high heels looking

for it. Found it. I was clicking my key. Yeah. Found it. And then when I sat down to drive home, there's two options. I'd either be comfortable in the groin area in the jumpsuit, but it would choke my throat. Or I'd put in the jumpsuit, but it would choke my throat. Oh. Or I'd put, you know, in the right context.

It was sort of gagging me like this, and I was like, oh, God, that's going to be uncomfortable to drive. Or I could pull it forward from the neck, but then it would get on the cooch a little bit. So it was just, like, all wrong. So if you saw a mad woman in a Mazda 3 last night driving in a bra, that was me. I got out of the car.

Hayley, on the motorway at midnight. And you know my car is such a mess at all times. It's got half a bloody wardrobe in it. Not this time. I was like, surely there's a jumper here or a t-shirt or a gym shirt. Anything. Couldn't find anything. And so I got out of the car, managed to wrangle the

zip down, pulled the top half down and just drove home with my jumpsuits. A woman in jumpsuits? You put this fucking thing to wear ever. But when you meet a woman like so many people come up to me, they're like, I love your dress oh my god, it's a jumpsuit! We love jumpsuits. But you hate them. I know

but we hate them. Because they're so silly. Yeah. Carwin's done that. Both the girls have done this. Shannon and Carwin have done this. You've got to pick one right? Choke or Choke or poke. And like a bra will look like a bikini.

It's fine. No at midnight in winter. No I was wearing like a black kind of lace but no it was definitely a bra. Oh, wow. It's just a cute crop top. I wish that you'd been pulled over. I've done this and I locked eyes with a cop one time and I remember thinking like, is

this legal? But then I was like, no, girls drive in bikinis all the time. Yeah, you're covered up. Yeah, but I did it with like a dress that just like wasn't, it was too short and I was like, it's just like, make that a skirt and just like wasn't it wasn't too short and I was like it's just like make that a skirt and just flip the heels out I reckon

at like the breathalyser or the checkpoints they see some things they see people in pyjamas bras all kinds I would have just been like

hello officer I mean you're getting off the ticket if you're in a bra right oh I don't know depends depends on the officer I tell you what

take it personally if you don't yeah he's like are ugh, yuck. Are you allowed to drive naked in New Zealand? I've just Googled it. You find the only gay motorway cop. He's like, ooh, yuck, get those things away. Yuck.

Yuck. Oh, yuck. Ooh. Yuck. Anyway, so if you did see a madwoman driving along the Auckland motorway. It was you. At midnight last night in just a bra. C'est moi.