ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th April 2024

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; 20 Years of Fletch & Vaughan...And you lot have some questions for them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. On this weekend, our 20th anniversary working together. Yeah, that's right. Now we've asked our audience, well your audience in particular, for some questions or things they wanted to ask you. From over the years. From over the years. Number one thing, and we've sort of addressed this a few times,

but people want the goss on why you haven't fought. Have you, like, what is the biggest, if you had to choose one, what's the biggest blow-up you've had at each other? I would say it would be, and this will be mentioned at the live show. Yeah. I think. It would be we we were very recently started working together

and we were in Christchurch for something to do with work. I can't remember what it was. It was definitely a work, like party or something. Yeah, I feel like it was a promo for something. A promo or something.

And it was the same weekend that my brother was leaving Christchurch to move to Australia. Right. He'd been a pharmacist. He had to work in New Zealand for so long before he could go to Australia. Yes, yeah.

And he was having His leaving day Wouldn't give us anything From the pharmacy Not even a couple Of bloody zoppies Not a couple of zoppies And this was in the Loose day of pharmaceutical

Cough and cold Having pseudo-evidentry Pseudo Wouldn't even give us A fucking lens Jesus Not even a bloody Tube of hydrocortisone

Nothing What a prick Not even a bag Of Irish mouse lollies Not even a precautionary Course of antibiotics You're always Going to have one on hand Just after you go overseas

It's not a bad idea to take one You just don't know You just don't know As long as you take the entire course And we went out And I went to my brother's farewell thing for a while And then left that and went to another party And then was in town

And there'll still be no surprise to anybody Who knew a young one smith but he scored himself a sleepover did he pre pre-shaday can we just say obviously yeah i would say months before certainly i mean you've seen the photos on the studio he was he was a hit with the ladies i bet not even a hot hot mess. Lukewarm room temperature, possibly with a coli or campylobacter mess. And scored a little sleepover.

And then I got this weird text, cost my brother 20 cents to send it, that he was somewhere and he didn't know where he was. And I was just like, he was fucked.

I found him crippled over this sign and his mates had abandoned him. So great mates. And you've got to remember, I don't have the greatest relationship with my brother

and his so called friends had just been like he'll be right and like left him to it so I found this guy like humped over this sign and I was like fuck and I was like

what's your address and he was just like couldn't tell me it was just around the corner from the hotel I was like well I'll just call myself a little

rendezvous with a young lady where's Hottie is she coming with you I was like this is my brother he's a mess oh god how embarrassing for him.

And so I carried him to my hotel room and chucked him in the bed I was going to sleep in, which was a shared room with Fletch. Because back then we shared to keep young company costs. Bert Nooney. Which, by the way, the CEOs and management of this media company, Media Works or Radio Works at the time. Can West. They certainly did not share rooms, did they?

They didn't share rooms. So hang on, but you're sharing a room, but you've scored a honey. What was the plan? You were just hoping he was asleep? You were going back to the honey's room. I was going back to the honey's room. I thought the honey was coming back to your room. Wait, did I score a honey?

I think if you had scored a honey, you weren't sleeping. Classic you, you weren't staying over. Yeah, right. Classic me. Got it done. I may have scored a honey. I can't remember. Okay.

Did you... We can only guess. Were you there when I got back with him? I can't remember if you were in the room. I can't remember. But anyway, I just... Wait, so where's the honey? She's with you still.

She's with me. I put my brother in the bed and I'm like, sleep it off. Don't make a fucking mess. I'm off to this honey's house. So you put your drunk ass blackout brother in a bed next to Fletch. If Fletch was there, I can't remember. But then I got a message from Fletch. Fletch is still with his honey.

What's this? And I said, here we find. And then rendezvous with honey. How was it? Pretty good. Great. Great. Pretty.

Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty good. I'll say there was a yoga ball. There was a Swiss ball. There was a Swiss ball. There was a Swiss ball.

So she was local. You went to her house. Yeah, we went to her house. So this is another little tidbit. Look, he's had a couple of four walls on Irish whiskey. He's going to let it all out. No distinguishing features. No.

And so I thought it was a flat, quite a vocal performance from all involved. Well, thank you very much. My brother. Good for you. Swiss ball was involved. Gymnastics trophy I saw on the... Oh, wow. By the way, I'd forgotten her name in the morning.

I had to look at the trophy and be like... I've done that. I've done that. It's good, eh? It's perfect. Keep a trophy out. There's going to be something in this room. Keep a trophy out.

Keep a trophy out of both of you. Always remember their names. What was your honey's name in Christchurch? What's been what was your honey's name in christ church what's been any of you a honey's name since so uh then in the morning knock knock knock on the door and i'm like who's knocking on the aisle i woke up and i was like what and it was like are you coming to church oh it was a family home it was a family home and her family were off to church and she said oh no where's i'm just gonna go back to. I had a big night and they were like, okay, bye. And I was like, is this your family home? And he bloody flipped

me upside down on a Swiss ball, tell you what. And she was like, yes. Wow. And is that the girl you bought a kebab for the first time ever? Nope, nope. That's romantic though. That was a Nelson, wasn't it? Anyway, so I wake up in the morning and my brother has vomited all through the bed, the floor, and in the bath. Oh, fuck. And is not there. And then just woke up and left. Oh, wait.

He did a run. Did he clean it up? No. So you wake up like, oh, whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? I don't think. I wasn't angry at you. No, no, no, no. You were just like, What the fuck is this I don't think I wasn't angry at you

No no no I was just like You were just like What the fuck is this And I was like I am so sorry This is my bad Are you back from the honey's yet

Or did you go to church I know I think I got a text Yeah right Because I had to get back there And get my stuff Because we had a flight out Yeah Probably about lunch time

Yeah Is that the pterodactyl flight No that was another weekend That was another weekend Jesus A lady asked if I was in. Yeah. Was it a pterodactyl flight? No, that was another weekend. That was another weekend. Jesus. A lady asked if I was in the box and I said a pterodactyl and then we had security come on.

Yeah, post 9-11, you can't, apparently, can't make jokes or chicken. Dinosaur jokes. Yeah. Even dinosaur jokes. Yeah. Well extinct dinosaur jokes.

Did say to her, of course there's not a pterodactyl in there. They are extinct. Yeah. You've taken that too seriously, actually. I didn't like either. Yeah. You've sassed her.

And then I get back and there was like, yeah, I'm really sorry about this. Yeah. Did you clean it up? A little bit. But the hotel people cleaned it up. And then I think that hotel. I said I had food poisoning. Yeah, that hotel.

I was like, I'm so sorry. I called them. I was like, I'm so sorry. I've got food poisoning. Like, I feel terrible. And they were like, oh my my god Don't worry about it We'll run over the bloody The hoover

The hoover The drug doctor Get the dry hoover on And suck it up The hotel drug doctor And then I told my brother I fuck and let my brother have it Did you

Like you piece of shit I fucking carried you up You did this You abandoned it I was like That charges 200 and something bucks Clean it And he's like

I'll transfer you the 200 bucks Didn't They didn't charge you So good Good for them Take that fella clean it and he's like I'll transfer you the $200 they didn't they didn't charge you so good take that take that and I've never liked Vaughn's

brother since I won't give him a single chance you're not giving him the time of your day he had his chance and he fucked it he had his chance

and he fucked it okay quickly let's go I'll give you one or two more questions from listeners when you two

do decide that it's time to hop off air, retire, is the plan that you'll do it together? Or that one of you might want to stay and would still keep on going without the other one? You'll have to because if I leave, you'll have to because you've got an insane mortgage. No, I'll leave.

I'll just sell that house. I'll sell that house and hopefully just come out with a little bit of scratch. And then just buy a house truck And become a school groundskeeper Right Yeah And they'll be like

Is Mr. Smith living in his caravan On school grounds Because we're concerned about that And I'll be like Stop it with my camper But after 20 years I imagine it'll be quite weird Like sitting opposite

I mean the third person's changed before Yeah But like You two have always been there Tell us about that So I'm here now We're out of time Oh that We're out of time Because it wasn't me

But now I'm here And like you guys Love that We are out of time We are out of time Is that on? We are out of time That third mic sometimes can't sound

Can you hear anything It does This is Fletch and Vaughn Signing off Fletch Vaughn and Hayley Just Fletch and Vaughn Signing off I haven't been here for 20 years

But I've been here for like A two and a half Fletch and Vaughn signing off Signing off And Hayley as well Signing off With the boys Because we're doing a joke

With my friends