ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 5, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has had a doozy of a supermarket mix up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, Shannon, we return to Shannon, who has had a bit of a mix-up, a mix-a-roo. Oh, guys. Now, this involves the supermarket.

Now, I'm just happy that you're getting out of your dairy mince and your dairy chicken. Yeah. They stopped stocking everything I needed, so I went to the Foursquare. That's where I got my mince for my nachos I sent you guys. Yeah. But anyway. Shannon was proud because she was making nachos with mince, not chicken. Yeah, mince, not not chicken and not soupy

Yeah but no so I was doing a food shop and I debated not to Food shop at a four square gosh No they're real bouge now That's what I mean Living in a small seaside town No I just mean Where the petrol's twice the price of everything else The smaller ones are usually more expensive

Sometimes I do it on Uber Eats because it's spend 30, save, oh, spend 40, save 30. But anyway, this mix-up happened because I was using, I was using an online real supermarket, the big one. And I ordered, I needed some feminine vitamins.

I've been told. What do you mean feminine vitamins? I don't know. Feminine vitamins. Your women's daily or your... No, my feminine vitamins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean feminine vitamins? I don't know. Your women's daily or your... No, my feminine vitamins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I getting here?

What am I spelled out for me? Flora. Flora. What's flora? For your pH. You know, for your... Oh, like probiotics. Kind of.

Vaginal. Please call it what it is. It's a pussy probiotic. I need a pussy probiotic. Vaughan, please please if you keep saying the P word I'm gonna have to stab you

with this one and you try to resist and then you give me a big scale and you're like oh Vaughan I needed some yes

probiotics why don't you use chlorine what fucking hell chlorine she's not a fucking family

parable oh my god Just a side step guys Summer number four I made it No thrash No thrash Yay

Summer number four Italian summer number five Here I come We need my celebration playlist You ready This is my Yeah I know Sorry

We're gonna celebrate I love that you told me That you're on flora restore While I'm bragging About not having thrash Yeah Hang on What is this

The sound of my thighs slapping together. This is the celebration song to celebrate Hayley's fourth summer on the trot no

thrush. It sounds like White Lotus. Yeah it does actually. It sounds like the Minions. But anyway so

Shannon wasn't in as beneficial a position. Here it comes. I really revel in how much you guys also celebrate my vagina. But anyway, so you were in need of some flora restore. Yeah, my doctor recommended I buy some and I was like, cool. My doctor or your doctor? Wait, we're sure a doctor.

Please say our doctor. Our doctor. Yeah. Well, that makes it sound like the whole show shares a doctor. No, we Please say our doctor. Our doctor. Yeah. No, that makes it sound like the whole show shares a doctor. No, we're getting some sort of doctor discount.

We've got an inner city doctor. Yeah. Not like you posh outer suburb doctors. What do I name a posh outer suburb doctor? No, he goes to the baby doctor still.

What's the baby doctor? Pediatrics. Yeah, pediatrics. I go to the pediatrics. We only trust his pediatrics. He's got a baby dick. He's got a baby little dick. What did you say that for?

So the doctor knows what he's working with. That's how I get into paediatrics. I go in and the only thing the doctor can see is my dick. And he's like, right this way, paediatrics. Small boy, small boy. Here you come, small boy. And the balls are real big compared. Yeah, and they're like this child has such big balls.

Okay, so Flora Restore, the doctor. Fuck you guys. I need to buy some Flora Restore. And I was doing an online order and I said, chuck it in. So I bought it. Chuck in the Flora Restore. Carry on, Shannon, please. She's in a position.

It's vulnerable. I'm vulnerable. So I ordered it. Very expensive, by the way. 40 bucks. And I was like, that's my rent, you know. That's a lot. And the apartment shows.

My delivery driver, you know how you can track their progress? Yes. Like they'll be like, picked up the broccoli. Yes. Picked up the mince. Cool. He was lurking on the flora for about 20 minutes. Oh, don't flora flora restorer I was like

Can he not find it? Do they not have it in stock? Like, what's happening? I'm tracking him Anyway And I can see it's a guy And he pulls up to my apartment So gingerly

Like, he wouldn't make eye contact with me Yeah, because he knows what's going on downstairs Oh, no So he was all worried Acidic We don't need to put a term on it. Yeah, let's put a term on it. But you're wearing the gloves though, right?

It's either acidic or alkaline, right? Yeah. I don't know what's happening. There needs to be nicer words when referring to the pH of the poo. Yeah, I know. I think so too. Poo's fine. Poo's fine.

Poo's fine. Poo's fine. The guy gives me my stuff. I head upstairs. He's given me gut flora. No. Oh no. We need vaginal flora. And so I'm like, no, my gut's fine, I think. God,'s given me gut flora. No! Oh no. We need vaginal flora.

And so I'm like, no, my gut's fine, I think. God, if only you'd gone yourself. Well, okay. I can't. My car's not working and I can't carry my groceries that far, hence the dairy mints, hence the dairy doesn't have flora, so I came to the online flora restorer.

Should I tell her about backpacks? Yeah, it's one step too far for her to do that. Okay, just enough that you bring up. You don't want to let the back-based carrying system. Yes, you carry it on your back. You carry it on your back. She's got a backpack. I think you should put a flora restorer in there.

But it's full of makeup because I'm a girl. So I can't try anything else. So you could leave that at home. No, okay. Okay, sorry. Well, now she takes all her makeup out of her bag, her apartment will be full. That's true.

There'll be no room on the floor. She'll have to open the door again. Where's she going to sleep if she empties her makeup bag? On the mascara? Are you mad? God, that's uncomfortable. I open up my groceries and I see the gut flora and I say, no, I've got a good gut, I think. Yeah.

So then I was like, I'm going to have to make a complaint because these are $40 and I still don't have the right thing yeah as we know we talk about this Gen Z I hate complaining and I'm not gonna call them up being like my vagina hurts please yeah yeah yeah $40 I need this now so I start talking with an AI chat bot on the system about your flora restore and how your flora's of whack. Oh, that's horny. John. Approximately what pH is your pussy? Four. No, four.

Oh, stop it. Would you say more acidic or more alkaline? 3.2. Jesus Christ, you'll be melting your knickers.

You need floral restore. You would melt We've got to have a talk to our show sponsor, the Shemeshed Warehouse. Oh my goodness. I'm so our show sponsor The Chemist Warehouse Oh my goodness I was so excited

Chemist Warehouse They won't mess this up We need it on our shelf Oh my god Oh my god Because when Yes Flora Restore

Would be such a good thing to have on there The amount of women that work in this workplace Apparently it's really good to just have in general Like as a moment It is good It's gut It's like Fletcher's gut It's all about the probiotics so i start arguing with this chat bot about why vaginas are different from guts okay and that they sent me the wrong thing

very quickly they got me a human they were like okay wait so you're saying that maybe the keywords vagina and acidic could get you straight through to a human. I might try that in the bank. Or trying to change your end New Zealand flight. Say what you would like to discuss with the bank today. Acidic vaginas. And then like, can I get a loan for five grand, please? What's this got to do with that?

There's another vaginal probiotic, gummy, called Lemipur. Oh, the Kardashians ones. Is it? I'm not fucking taking that. Kardashian gummies for my vagina. It'll turn it plastic. What do you do? You just thumb them in?

You thumb them in or you eat them? No, you just take them orally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Who knew that the mouth was connected to the vagina all along? Not me, sir. Not me at all. It's just one big channel. I've got a happy ending to the story. Okay. What happened, sir. Not me at all. Yeah. It's just one big channel.

I've got a happy ending to the story. Okay. What happened? Has your flora been restored? No, not yet. But I got a $40 refund and I get to keep the gut pills

so I took those hoping that it'll just like fix everything. Okay. Use that $40 and get into the show sponsor. Yeah, go and get some actual flora. I definitely will.

Yeah. Okay. And you know what? You've got to start the clock again for the summers because I'm about to hit number five, baby. And you're back to number one.