ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th August 2023

Episode Date: August 5, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley got caught on camera, doing something a smidge  embarrassing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Yesterday, I feel like I'm almost certainly going to get a speeding ticket. We come from, we're kind of close to where you live, Warren. And you come and you turn off left to get to my area. Yeah.

And it goes from 80k to 60k, I think. Yeah. Like that. Right. Almost no warning. Right. Apart from that giant sign on both sides of the road. The red one?

Yeah. I thought it was like... And generally, speed zones do change like that. They don't say, here's a 100 zone, here's a 95 zone, here's a 90 zone. We are working our way to 80, but just for now it's 85. That'd be good though, that'd make more sense. Well, this one, round the corner, off an 80, straight into a 60. And obviously, and it's kind of going up a hill, so you never want to slow down,

because then you won't get up the bloody hill. So I often like, who'd round that corner? In your steam-powered car. Pure were in your steam-powered car yeah and so often i mean people must be hooning up there so there's been a van parked for about a month a speed camera van speed camera van and it's there it's not there all the time but a lot of the time and so aaron and i've been going like hey remember that van yep don't have money to spare this is why you need Waze, the navigation app, because it tells you about spare cameras. Waze one day refused to tell me about a road closure,

and then I spent two hours in the car weaving my way home, and I will never Waze again. You've never forgiven it. Never forgiven it. Right. So I go around this corner, and I'm occupied because I've got a bit of a hupe, like a little buggy up my nose, and I was having a good dig.

Like dry dig. What did you call it? Hupe. We used to always call it that as kids. Hupe. You've got a hupe up your nose. Kira ro. Yeah, there's a hand on your hips in Maori, isn't it?

No, hupe. Hupe. Oh, okay. Hupe. What did you call it? I mean, it's probably a badly pronounced version of that. Hupe. That's what we used to do

when you'd like run up beside someone and like hip bang them. Knock to knock them over. Oh, okay. Bogeys. The hip version of a charley horse. I don't even know how to spell it.

When was the last time you were charleyed? When was the last time you were charleyed? A long time, like when I was a teenager. We were fighting, Charlene and I were play fighting the other day and I was tickling her and she charleyed me and like the, I can swear here,ene and I were play fighting the other day. And I was tickling her. And she charlied me.

And like the. I can swear here can't I? This is a safe zone. Yeah. Fuck me. Fucking fucking fuck. Wow. Like as an adult.

Being charlied. It hurt. So much. So much. Oh yeah. I wanted to cry. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Anyways. Digging out my hooper. You can call it that now. Your booger. Yeah. I was driving along. Absolutely like. Like finger deep. Getting a good pick. Little finger. You can call it that now. And I was driving along absolutely like,

like finger deep. Getting a good pick. Little finger. You're going deep. If you're using your little finger. If you're little. No, no, no. I change.

It depends. Sometimes just the thumb for the edge. The thumbs for the rim. Sometimes the middle. You know, the index for a good. Correct. And the pinky. I'm getting up high.

It's your deep drill. Skinnier. The tunnel narrows. Yeah. So I drive past the speed camera, I think 14 kilometers over the limit. Oh, okay. Because I was distracted. Now, those are the speed cameras that take a photo of you.

And I am really hoping, I will pay the $120 or whatever it ends up being to get a good photo of me. You know when you're like like if you've ever had a speed photo taken of you before your face your face isn't performing for a camera no it's just like it just looks so bad but i'll have a finger deep in my nose and if it happens i want to put it on socials i want to see that photo what how much do you have to pay for the photo no you can request request it for free because if you own a car with your partner and you're arguing oh you've got car share you need to know who was speeding right yeah you can say like i wasn't driving at my friend

yeah that's why i always wear a disguise always dress up like my friend whose car i'm borrowing you've got that nose yeah i've got the nose and the mustache yeah yeah well stay tuned for that photo