ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th August 2024

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; The show has stumbled upon a Tiktok Trend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Vaughan and I have fucked our algorithm again. Yeah. Dude, I didn't realise that, because I didn't even mention it,

that I was getting this content. Because I was like, that's so dark. And then you brought it up and I was like, oh my God, I've been getting this for weeks. You know that online trend that's like, cute little dress and a tight little bobble. Some shit. Cute top and a ponytail.

Cute top and a ponytail. And they do that. No, I don't know. Jesus. Oh, it sucks. And you're not missing anything. Yeah. But I stumbled across this weird, people are doing it, but for the darkest reasons.

It's always about the outfit you're wearing. Okay. Cute little dress and a summer frock or whatever. Yeah. Tight little ponytail and a summer dress. Yeah. I got one the other day and it was these kids at grief camp and it was like white crop top and a dead dad.

What? White crop top and a dead dad. My brother died and a red jumper. My brother died and a red jumper. My brother died and a red jumper. Oh, my God. Do you know what? And I was just like, this is so dark. And then I read the comments and all these people who deal with, like, grief counseling

was like, this is so great. I was just like, is it? Do you know what? Fucking hell. I think because I watched a couple of these, my algorithm was like, you like that, bitch? Yeah. You're going to love this. Yeah, you like that bitch? Yeah. You gonna love this. Yeah, you like this? So it did that

for ages. Dead dad in a ponytail. And now it's turned into the other trend, which is the lolly fruit salad. You know when they're like, hi, I'm Hayley and I bought the squirms. I'm Vaughn and I bought the Macintosh.

And you pour your lollies into a bowl. Oh my God. And it's like lolly salad trauma edition. And it's like, I'm Hayley. When I was young, my dad murdered my neighbor and I saw it. And I bought fizzy worms. And it goes to the guy like, I'm Daniel. My mother died when I was seven.

And then I had to find her body. And I called the ambulance. And I bought gummy bears. What the fuck? Trauma talk. Like, I'm just like, I don't know what we've done, Vaughn, to deserve this. You've got to be. I'm very lucky to have never experienced anything terribly traumatic in my life.

But I'm also just not used to seeing people deal with it in such a fashion yeah it's quite a it's quite forward isn't it quite it's really in your face the the internet does seem to have taken a dark turn and not like a dark turn like like every other i mean it's always been dark i know i'm trying like god we don't even know dark like every other reel on instagram is some guy driving a motorbike off a cliff. Oh, no, that's not my algorithm. Off a cliff. Some guy's driving a car and a deer runs out and the deer just gets hit and the deer goes,

Oh, God. What is your algorithm? It's casually so dark. Mine's trauma and Jesus. Do you think Russia and a lot of trauma and Jesus Do you think Russia and China Are trying to Like depress the rest of the world

Maybe Maybe But they're just kind of Desensitising us to Okay now I've just got Huge tits on my Instagram Well give us a look Oh so it is quite dark

Holy That's ridiculous Boing That's ridiculous How's she going for a run Oh dear That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. How's she going for a run? Oh dear. That's ridiculous.

Wow. It's back to usual. Okay, so this woman who is in cosplay as Wonder Woman is just deep throating entire hot dogs in this next one. And then it cuts to,

right, watch this. Mine's Olympics now. Watch this. Oh, it sounds like Vaughn's algorithm is back to normal. Yeah, that sort of feels like it's reset itself. Fuel. Oh, here's an unmanned boat with explosives going to attack a container ship.

Are they going to shoot that? Because that's going to blow up the container ship if they don't. Oh, my God, are they going to shoot it? Is that, where is it? Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. It's unmanned.

Talk it out. Hold on. What happened? It's coming close Shoot it. It's unmanaged. Talk it out. Hold on. It's coming close. Okay. It's getting close. Oh, yeah, they exploded it. Watch. Oh, yeah.

Boom. They rocket launched that. Yikes. Amazing. I don't know how they took that out, but they definitely took it out. Right. Okay. Well, be careful online, guys.

Be safe online. You've got to be careful online, guys. Be safe online. You've got to be careful. I mean, deal with your trauma however you want to deal with it, but, you know. Get up. And a murder father. Sometimes I'm served up an Instagram reel, and I'm like, what? And then I go to the comments, and that's why I've been served. Like, the comments.

Oh, yeah, right.