ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th December 2023

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan is manky!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now I make noises right like I do burps and stuff I thought this was you I know

Now You were almost looking me in the eye as well Vaughn It was so oh what the fuck was that Now after the show to set the scene after the show You were almost looking me in the eye as well, Vaughn. It was so, oh, what the fuck was that? Now, after the show, to set the scene, after the show, we might have to record like a little podcast ad or an ad lib, so that little ad's playing on the radio. And then we'll normally do a little bit of pod,

and then we'll have a meeting about what's coming up and yada, yada, yada. Well, just as we're about to record an ad. Yeah. Oh, you were fucking around. Hayley was reading the first part of the ad, which she just said she likes going at the end. And I said, that's why I've given it for you. It's time to upskill.

Well, I was reading some details about this ad on my screen, and that's why I was confused initially. I thought it was Hayley. But this is what happened, dear listener. And then I guess we'll play the aftermath as well. This is what happened in studio uh and then i guess we'll play the aftermath as well this is what happened uh in studio just moments ago and i do apologize um in advance in advance i'm the end oh hayley that was hayley that wasn't it was one oh my i'm sorry hayley i thought that was Hayley no it wasn't

it was Warren oh my I'm sorry Hayley I thought that was you oh oh my god that's

that was fucking dead oh that was the fucking Jared just said your D&D character is effing dead

that this came from the pits of your soul it was disgusting. Oh, my God. Four. One. Now, we'll leave the kerfuffle.

You can't hear listener head producer Jared screaming in the headphones. His D&D character will pay for that. Yeah. Jared, everybody in the producers both ag gassed as well at that disgusting noise. Yeah, look, I was wearing my headphones full blast. Yeah, same. It was disgusting. Because sometimes we forget, right,

and we'll start talking like this and we forget the mics are in front of us and I'll be all like, eh, and then Jared will be like, hey, a little away from the mic, please. What is wrong with you? What happened? I think it was the cheese scone I had earlier

That just all But it's like fermenting I just belted it around Yeah I felt it I felt it coming up Probably not as bad Do you want to put That was good though

It sounded like If you were putting a burp In like a game Or like a movie No it was too gurgly That was too gurgly Maybe if a mermaid was burping Because that was the wettest burp

It was a wet It was a wet burp Man that was wet as Bounced off my dangly thing Yeah what is that thing? A uvula Uvula Uvula

Uvula Uvula Yeah Isn't that in the vagina? No That's uterus And your vulva Vulva

Yeah that's what I was thinking Similar though if you've got a dangler What's a viola? A viola's a tiny violin No it's a bigger violin Is it a bigger violin? It's an actress Viola Davis

Viola Davis is an actress Yeah Isn't that Uvula Davis? What's a Volvo? Yeah that's Uvula That's a car It's a Swedish car It's a Swedish car

I believe It's a Volvo and Volvo There we go dear listener A peek behind the curtain I'm sorry it was yuck But it also like I don't know It was satisfying

It needs to come out