ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th December, 2025

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch and Vaughan have a fun new airport game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Vaughan and I discovered a fun new game that you can play. Oh, I love games. In line at Auckland Airport in the security, in the international bit. Yeah, same hate lines. So if you go through, you know where you put your passport in and it scans your face, and then the next bit is always takes ages because people are fucking idiots

and don't realize that when they say take everything out of your pockets, they mean take everything out of your pockets. Or when they say leave everything in the bag and you start pulling at your lap, top of your torture. It's like, fuck and we're done with that shit. Put everything in the big tray and just like fuck off. Yeah, yeah. Take your fucking coat off.

Get through this Narnia door and then put your belt back on on the other side. Are these shoes going to be alright? No, those are steel cap boots, you prick. But they're up to their mid-chin. Unfortunately, Vaughn and I were travelling with everyone on their first day of international travel. Which, what a coincidence. First day on Earth. Yeah.

And traveling internationally. So we were just in the line. And then we noticed that in New Zealand. know if this is the same in crime i've never flown out of christ church internationally but i'm assuming they've got the e passport gates um they've got a whole line of gates and people line up and i think it's most it's all the nationalities that we have an agreement with so there's like 15 countries yeah and so okay he's cheating now why i don't know we had an agreement with 15 countries no it's it's all the countries that can use the e gates when you land yeah same when

you leave otherwise you have to go through the people yeah um and so When people go up to the thing, the game is, where are they from? Oh, fun. And I was, I nailed it. I was like, American. Oh, he was very good. He was like, no, Canadian? This guy stepped up, Fletcher's like, German.

I was like, German. He just looked, you know, German's like, German. And the flag, so it pops up on the back and says, GER, and then it shows the flag, which they need to update the software because the German guy says, it's the Nazi flag. Oh, really? The swastika. Let's run a software update. We can't have the swastika on the little screen.

Customs New Zealand. The flag was correct. No, no, no, it wasn't. It was old. So, yeah, the flag like pops out. And so you're just waiting in line. We were in line for like 10, 15 minutes. We were like, it's such a fun game. Oh, my God, so good. Where do you think people would look at you if they were playing this overseas and assume you were from? Oh, probably an Australian.

Like when you're overseas, everyone just assumes. They don't talk if you don't talk. I don't know. Who do we have an agreement with? Because I was, I was shooting a couple of rogue countries that I don't reckon we've got an agreement with. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those sorts of... Yeah.

So, yeah, I don't know. This is a good way to pass time. It's a good game. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I know that it works in Auckland with the international because of the... It's hard to play this game with people you know. Like, you just said what country would Fletch be from. I don't know.

It's hard. Yeah, I would say like a European... It depends what time of the year. Has he been bronzing? Yeah, has he been on the beach? I've been in the sun. Yeah. I think maybe Norway.

A little Turkish. Norway? Yeah. Middle Eastern. Oh, okay. No, that would be you. Me? When you've got a bushy beard.

No, way to wait. Way to wait. And I'm bored. I don't think you're allowed to be bald in Turkish anymore. No. People would be like Scottish, surely. Yeah, that'd be like some Celtics or English. But yeah, fun game to play.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a good little way to pass the time.