ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th July 2023

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play the Fake Word Game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The big pod and the show is back July 17. But right now, producer Carwin joins us for a game. Hello. Hello.

You have found, we've played Word Association. Yep, we have. The same website that randomly generates words, randomly generates fake words. Fake words, which is going to be fun because I'm going to have to try and figure out how it's said. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, okay, right. You're going to generate a word. Pronunciation's up for grabs.

You're going to generate a word. Tell us what that word is and we've got to tell you what it would mean. Yeah. Okay. First word. Tell us what that word is, and we've got to tell you what it would mean. Yeah. Okay. First word. Diagmated. Diagmated. Diagmated is where you get a diagnosis of something that,

from animated instructions. I'm going to Diagmate it. Oh. I was thinking. I'm going to Diagmate the drill press. Could it be slang for two diagrams Which have mated To make a bigger diagram The combination

Of two diagrams The combination Of two diagrams I like that Yes I thought it was Something to do with The way a cervix

Stretches The diagination Of the cervix I thought maybe Like if your Cervix isn't dilating They can diagmate it Where they just

Sort of get in there And Hoon it open Hoon there and hoon it open. Hoon it open. Okay. Diagmate. I was about to say, what does it really mean? But of course, I don't know. Next word.

Okay. Oh. Nataminopathy. Let me spell it. N-A-T-E-A-R-P-N-O-T-Y Natemiop... Natemiopathy. Natemiopathy.

It's something you do to blood. It's something you do to blood when you take the blood out. We'll run that through the anemidopropathy lab. I think there's already a name for that. They've got a blood thingy. Yeah, but this does a different centrifuge. Oh, okay. I think before you centrifuge it,

you've got to put it through the machine. The Natemiopter. Natemiopter is going to be on the top of all baby name lists for 2025. Natemiopter Jane Sproul. It's Greek. Yeah. Beautiful Greek name. Beautiful name.

Could it be some kind of yogurt maybe going on the Greek? Oh, yeah. Beautiful Natemiopter. It's a bacteria. It's got cyphalus yeah no you don't want that in your yogurt no yeah greeks very you know ancient greek greece riddled with syphilis yeah but uh the brain yeah no not great for the brain is that the one the koalas get chlamydia oh that's chlamydia it's a bacterial infection that can

be cleaned up bloody jabbing them get rid of of it. Yeah, they're going to start vaccinating them. My favourite animals. I look forward to the Parliament protests. A lot of koalas have their pretty cute protests until they start throwing bricks and such. My furry body, my life. That kind of thing, yeah.

I can imagine the signs now. My furry body! I love it. Next fake word. Bud worry. B-U-D-W-O-R-Y. This is when you worry your buds aren't up to quality. Yeah, bud worry.

Bud worry. It's a moth that... Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's a caterpillar that later turns into a thing. But it feasts mostly on the buds of the marijuana plant. Oh, yeah, right. Yes.

Bud worry is actually the feeling you get when you go over to your friend's house and you've got a lot going on in your life and you leave and you go, oh, my God, I have not asked them how they were. I'm worried about my bud. I'm just worried that, you know, I'm a bud worry. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Of course, I've not asked them how they were. I'm worried about my bud. I'm just worried that, you know, I'm a bud worry. Oh, yeah, that's good.

Yeah. Of course, I've got some feelings of bud worry because I just, you know, didn't even ask how Jess was. Okay, next. He's so selfish sometimes. I really am. I love to offload. Yeah. But not upload.

Next fake word. Hegelink. H-E-J-E-L-I-N-K. Hegelink is a type of skin disorder. Oh, yeah? It turns up as like a pink rash to start, but then gets quite cracky and flaky. And then just when you think it's about to clear,

it turns into pus. Ooh. A terrible, like, hazelink rash. And I tell you what, that'll clear out with some hydrocortisone cream. It clears up everything. I love giving that out truly steroids eh yep uh how does your how does your zinc how's your link is a traditional

sausage uh from helsinki it's a very famous finnish sausage okay is it a big fat one it's a big fat one and it curls around a little bit like you know the borscht walk that does the big except it only goes around one and a half times because it's that fat. Yeah, it's a fat, a big fat sausage, and it's primarily reindeer. Oh, yum. Yeah, that's the fat. It's good for you because it's so cold there, you see. Okay.

All right. Our next fake word. Looncan. L-O-O-N-C-A-N. Looncan. Looncan. Looncan. Looncan. Looncan. It is a mental illness triggered by the moon.

Oh, yeah. Was you now everything? Looncan. Luna. Like people going loony. That's to do with the moon. You know that, eh? Yeah.

Like people go loony on a full moon. Yeah. So that's to do with Luna. So it's a mental illness triggered by the moon to me lunkin lunkin is actually a a new brand of um moon cup for menstruation the lunkin who can lunkin yeah there you go it's gonna take me one day and seven hours to get from auckland to helsinki by the way have you been helsinki no? No, I'd love to, though. Jeez, because I just Googled Helsinki to make sure it was Finland because I get the Scandinavian countries confused.

Right next door to Mother Russia. Oh, the Mother Russia. Right next door to Mother Russia. Oh, yeah, because it was Contended Harbour, wasn't it? Yeah. On that side because it was the only one of Russia's that was not permanently iced. But you could before the war.

Helsinki looks amazing. Before the war, you could get a little 72-hour, I think it was a 72-hour visa if you went in via that side, via Helsinki, I think. Oh. That's the one on the border, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you didn't have to apply for like a Russian visa. Helsinki, Finland. Yeah. Yeah, it's right over. Yeah, the St. Petersburg Harbour. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, it looks beautiful. Shit, they are close when it all goes tits up, aren't they?

Yeah. Very, very close. Okay. Also, why does Russia want Ukraine so badly? Belarus is on their side already, right? Belarus is kind of like Russian. The evil dictator is, yes. Latvia and Lithuania and Estonia, are they kind of in the...

They've all got access to the ocean and the Baltic Sea. Surely Russia wants a bit of that. Oh, Baltic Sea Surely Russia wants a bit of that Russia wants everything They truly want the whole world Greedy guts It's what they call them at the UN Greedy guts Here come greedy guts Russia

Hello One more word Or are we done with the words We're done with the words we're done we're done with the words yep we've got things

to do one more word and that's the new way of saying goodbye can you generate another word if it's too hard

to say just do the next one okay below below hey come and take it from our cold dead hands

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