ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 5, 2025

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From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bitter Pod. Naughty little pole, naughty little pole, naughty little pole. And during our mid winter break, we are bringing you some naughty little poles. Our big pod and the live radio show is back on the 21st of July. I wonder where we all are right now, you know, in the world. Well, you guys, I'll be in New Zealand. Oh, I might be in Australia.

Oh. And I'll break on popping over to Australia. Are you? You are. Yeah, just a be in New Zealand. I might be in Australia. Oh. And I'll break on popping over to Australia. Are you? You are. Just a little sojourn. It's work. Oh, interesting.

I can't be stopped. Yeah, you're all- I've got a work effort. It's what we've always said about Vaughan, great work ethic and workaholic. Can't be stopped. Literally can't be stopped. You gotta tell him, rest, please.

Please slow down. Yeah, please slow down. Today's the only little poll, how many times a week do you get off without your partner knowing? Now this would indicate that you are masturbating. Oh, please watch your language. Please, say jerking off.

Yeah. How many times a week are you wanking? Yes, I love saying wank. I changed years ago. I like how women now say, Having a wank. Having a wank. Rather than men wanking women masturbate You know I you know what is

Good on you ladies. I'm good on you. This is This is so filthy. I claimed it, it's reclaimed. How many times a week are you having a wank without your... Shhh. Born. Oh, we should put a warning at the start of all of these. Obviously they're not for small ears. Hell yeah. Well they're naughty, they're naughty.

Naughty. Alright. The options were none, or zero to one, or two to four, or five plus. I'll start, I'll work my way up. Okay. Five percent of people are getting off five or more times a week without their partner knowing. That's only five percent.

Are they even actually having time to have intimate moments with their partner? If they're constantly. Or do you think the relationship's like just there's just nothing happening so that's what they're doing? You know, maybe it's sort of in the depths of, you know. Headacheville.

Headacheville and it's just easier. Too tired town. It's just bloody too easy. Yeah. It's easier. So the next one is at 24%, people are getting off two to four times a week without their partner knowing.

The next one, 33% none. 33% of responders not getting off without their partner knowing. Now that either means they're only making love with their partner or they're saying to their partner, I'm off to have a wank. Yeah, it's like permission granted. Oh Vaughn Vaughn and number one that most probably won't rub the pud rub the pud

Haley I'm sorry stop it Some of us don't want to hear that smart. I got a funny one one, but it's too gross so I'm gonna send it to our group chat. Um. Don't. Where is it? Where is the group chat? Sometimes it's so hard being a virgin and working with you two.

What about that one? I know, and honestly, we cannot wait for your wedding day. Oh wait, where is it? Let's just come through now. For fuck's sake, fuck off. That's terrible. Vaughn, don't be so vulgar, please. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Ohgar please. Oh. Alright so, and 39% of people are getting off one time. Awake. Just one time. Without their partner. Because you know when you come home, when you're in a relationship and you come home for whatever reason. And they're not there? And they're not there.

And you're like quick. I see it as an opportunity. Oh my God! And not in lieu of sexual contact with them, in addition to. In addition to. Yeah, okay. Some of the high sex drive. Zero to one says Anonymous,

but only because we are open about when and where we masturbate. He'll come home from work and say he had a wank in the work shower. Oh! In the work! Look at,win is disgusted by that! She is upset, she's leaving. Do you use the work shower Karwin, is that why that's so disgusting? I've used the work shower only once at work. No, I'm never gonna use the work shower ever.

I've used the work shower. I hope there's been none of those shenanigans. No, you don't do that at work. You don't do that at work or at the gym. Crying out loud. I would never. You fucking disgusting person. Do you remember James, big hearted James, someone was doing that in the shower next to him. Where? At the gym. Yeah. Go the fuck home. He saw the shower. Just go home. Just go home. Were you going home? Go to your car. Don't do it in the car either. Children on the bus might see. Yucky. I'm not married either! Children on the bus might see! Yucky!

I clicked 2 to 4, but I wouldn't say he necessarily doesn't know. It just slips this way into conversation at times about my daily activities. That is from a female. I love that. To a male. I'll always say that. How was your day? Yeah, good. I went to work, went to the gym, came home, had a shower, had a wank, had a sardine, cooked dinner. Yeah. You disgusting pig. I am a sexual being.

You are a sexual being. You do it. You do you. I will flicketh thy being. Haley! Ha ha ha ha ha! A male has messaged in. I love how I've said that one makes you flit up.

And he said it's five plus, but only because she's pregnant and not feeling it at all. Well that's alright, you better look after yourself. You gotta look after yourself in these trying times. Um, okay there's one here, none. My partner knows every single time I do it because I make sure I tell him. Oh, some sort of revenge? That's some sort of power play. We could have been having fun today but I did it myself.

Yeah you chose not to. Maybe take out the bins next time. Yeah. Bit of a power play there. Yeah, wow. Ha, wow, that's good stuff. Um... Poof!

So we asked how many times a week do you get off of that? Your partner knowing, and 39% of responders to Fletch One Haley's Naughty Little Poll said one time a week.