ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th June 2023

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to Little Bit Pod. Little Bit Pod. Little Bit of Pod. It's just a little bit in there. Today after the show, I'll be going to the physio therapy.

Okay. Do you guys have real problem spelling psycho and physio? You have to say the Y, where the Y goes. Psy, physio. So you want the PH, but Psy is P-S-Y. I still struggle. Even as a grown man, psychotherapy, physiotherapy, those words all the time. You did receive quite a cheap and rubbish education for most of your life.

It's not on you. I was public school, yes, Hayley. Although you were private school and sometimes that's, you're showing up. Yeah, I am showing up a bit. I've slacked. But today I'm going to the physiotherapy because I've had a little groin, little groin pull. Spread too wide over the weekend, eh? Spread too wide. You've had a little pull in your groin? Just a little pullin pull. Spread too wide over the weekend, eh? Spread too wide.

You've had a little pull on your groin? Just a little pull. What's happened? How'd you do that? I don't really know. I just went to the gym and did a day yesterday of exercise. Bra, bra. And bra, bra, bra.

Were you doing that machine where you sit down and you go, No, I don't do that machine. But I think maybe this could be another reminder that it would be a good idea to do some kind of Pilates or yoga. Oh, get out. I'm so bad at stretching. Yeah. Do you guys bother?

At the end, I just do a quick one. Just my back, because if I don't do my back, it gets sore. Yeah, right. Yesterday, I treated myself to literally an entire day of PlayStation. Oh, wow. Absolute bliss treated myself to literally an entire day of PlayStation. Oh, wow. Absolute bliss. How did you close your rings? Oh, I still had to go into the paddock and stuff.

There was a temporary, you know, a little bit of exercise, and I would stand up every hour and shake to try to get my watch to close the rings. Could you give your watch to one of your kids and just say, run around? Could do, but they move less than I do. And it's hard to tell your kids and just say run around? Could do. That'd be good. They move less than I do. And it's hard to tell your kids to get outside and do something when you've declared that today you will be doing nothing but playing PlayStation. I wish I'd done that because then I wouldn't have a groin.

At the end of the day, my whole body was like, we didn't like today not moving much. We're going to move a little bit more. So here's my problem with the groin. It's very close to the D&B. Yep. Have you ever had a groin. It's very close to the D&B. Yep. Like, have you ever had a groin,

a physio, in that close to your genitals? No, but I've had a Thailand massage, so... They got very close to the balls.

A rogue finger stroking the ball. Yeah, very close, and you're like, whoop, they're going to touch it. It's a tender muscle.

It's a very, like, tender muscle, and I guess you're very open when they go on the inside of the leg. Yeah. And they push in there, and you're like, ooh. But it's kind of like, ooh, they're close. And I don't know if it's the proximity to the sacred space that gets you a little bit, or there is that muscle.

Have you been listening to the Sex.Life podcast? He has. Where it's like sacred space. He has. The sacred space. Yeah, I have been. And I'm entering my slut era too. Yeah, welcome to your slut era.

It's great to be here. Yeah, it's great to be here. I was wondering what the cleavage was about this morning. Straight into my slut era. No, I think you're supposed to. I looked it up because I was like, I heard it so much the weekend. Yeah.

I thought, how are people using this? I want to know the origins of it. And apparently you're supposed to use it ironically. Yeah, so for example, your Saturday would have been absolute slut error. My all-day PlayStation was full slut error. Right. Speaking of Thai massage,

I got a Thai massage on Sunday. Two hours. Delicious. Two hours. I know. And she told me that it was, that I was really flexible at the end. You know how they do the stretchy bits in the Thai massage?

Yeah, I don't like those bits. Oh, I love those bits, and she was stretching my groin and stuff. Oh, no, I always feel like they're going to break my neck off. Oh, I love it. Break it, babe, break it. She was like, oh, you're really flexible, you could go anywhere I wanted to go, and I was like, yeah. That's nice. I am, I am.

Thank you for saying so. Yeah, I've got to stretch your groin. Maybe yours is too tight. Maybe you need to pop down to Golden Fingers. Maybe I need to get to Golden Fingers. I think you better. Golden Fingers, it's my massage place of choice. Okay.

Yeah, right. Fans massage. I see that one. That's a sign I see around as well. Well, I'm sure I'll get some stretches today. Oh, 100%. And you'll do it Until you're not sore

And then completely Stuck on stretches again Yeah I might have to go home first And put on some Really tight knickers What have you got Some loose slacks

I've just got loose I mean they're fitted But they're loose loose Right I might go extra tight Yeah because you don't want A slippy ball No

No