ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th June 2024

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has his own personal Mt Everest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Guys, I don't know, you probably haven't noticed I've got the world's largest pimple I have noticed Fuck, it's so big, eh?

Look at it I thought it might have been a turnip for me It's eight levels deep Yeah, man It's eight levels deep That looks sore It goes through to this other side of my neck You're like Frankenstein's bolts.

Yeah. Because we've got a fancy dressing this week, but I'm pretty sure my shirt will just go like this. It'll cover it. It'll cover it. It's a college shirt. Oh, my God. It was just this big pimple.

But it's not like I've tried to squeeze it last night. You've got to be timely, because I'm in the middle of a real hormonal breakout at the moment. And your period is imminent. I'm 300 days without. I don't want to. Oh, no. It's not a competition.

It's not a competition. You're longer than me. But that's a long time. I know, but I win. Yeah, right. Yeah. But you've got to, like, time when you get rid of them, when you squeeze them. I think you've gone too early.

You've irritated that. I think it's not. It's never a squeezable. I think it's an ingrown sitch. Yes, because it's on your neck, which is like. Oh,

does it have a heartbeat? You know, sometimes when you, if you've got a really bad pimple and you hang upside down, it goes like. But like, it's that I feel my neck

like I've strained my neck. Like it feels like I've strained my neck. You get a hot compress on that. I was going to say cold compress. Oh. I'd say hot to open it up, like steam almost. I was going to say cold to reduce the irritation.

I actually genuinely have a clay mask you should use. I feel like it's too late. No, it's not. It sucks. It draws out the impurities. Does it? Okay, maybe I will do that. I'll bring it in tomorrow.

Bring it in tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's too late now, isn't it? Yeah. Seriously, it looks like a mountain. But we can put it on during the in tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's too late now, isn't it? Yeah. Seriously, it looks like a mountain. But we could put it on during the show tomorrow. Oh, yeah.

And it would work then. Then you just wipe it off with a hot cloth. It'll really help. And then I've got a great ointment for you. I'm going to sort this out for you. What ointment? What ointment? It's an expensive blemish control ointment.

And it just dries it up. Okay. Quickens up that healing process. Why not just use alcohol? Are you putting just raw alcohol on it? No. Why don't you just burn off your skin? What's in there if it's not pus?

You're in your 40s, you can't do that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. Is it just inflamed soft tissue? Yeah, maybe. I know it's so annoying when it doesn't get to a head. I know, it's like, go. Where are you?

That's why I was just like, I just want to squeeze it so it just starts healing. Yeah, I know, but then it's like a boil. I know, it's horrible. Do you know, last night at dinner, my daughter out of nowhere said to me, can you get heart cancer? What? She said, can you get heart cancer? I was like, what a fascinating question.

I actually don't know the answer to that. Extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely rare. Blood cancer is the cancer of the area. But you can get, you know, sarcomas, which are cancers of the soft tissue. Are you saying I've got a cancer? No, because that's what I said. If it's not past what's in there and I said it's inflammation,

I was going to say it's inflammation of the soft tissue. And then that got me thinking about sarcomas, which I don't believe it is. Why doesn't cancer like the heart? I don't know. It's too busy too busy yeah maybe the liver and the bowels and the cervix yeah yeah and it's like i'm not taking on the toughest muscle in the body yeah i'll settle into one of these weak ones like a bowel or a also like the

cancer's like i need this bitch to survive so i can keep growing and surviving so it knows that the heart is the key. Is the key. That's a good thought. I don't think it works that way because the cancer eventually of course kills its host. And it does go to the brain. If cancer just wanted to survive it would just I don't know. Tiny child

asking this question. Do you remember being a kid and having those big questions and then you start thinking about dying. She'll start getting upset that you're going to die soon. She'll start thinking that you're really old. I remember that. That you thought your parents were really old. My parents are going to die. They're like, we're all right.

We're all right. And here they are, 20-odd years later, still kicking. Still kicking, mate. Kicking even harder than ever before. How old were you when you were having these dark thoughts? Probably about the same age. Like 10 to 11. Okay.

No, I haven't asked any of that. But yeah, I can't remember what we were talking about that led on to that. Grim. Grim. Grim chat. But I think you were right. Just stop squeezing it. Yeah, stop squeezing it and I'll bring you some ointments.

It's hard. Thank you.