ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th May 2026

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch is looking for an apology he'll never get...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You're got to make a complaint, and I actually think it's in lieu of a, oh, what a nice gesture. Thank you so much. It's fucked. Well, I'm pretty sure I did pay you back, so I'm allowed to make a complaint. So, yeah, I did you a favor, a kindness, an act of kindness. During the show today, Haley's like, because we're very busy today, and after the show, you've got to do things.

You're getting ready for your show. I haven't been meal prepping or anything like that. So I'm often hungry and I Uber Eats. Yeah. And so we were like, well, let's get delicious Uber Eats toasted Sammy. From our favorite place. And I offered everyone. Vaughn, you have your frittatas these days.

You did, yeah, you offered. You been a good boy. Tell the listener about your frittata making. It's been a journey. Well, I was on oats for ages and then I just got fucking sick of it. It was yuck. It was dry and it was stodgy. It was going to be a bit of a gut sake.

So I want to start. Sunday I make a week's worth of, well just four days with a frittata. Day four, it's a bit like... Yes, well, day... You can see the eggs turning grey and you're a bit like... It gets a bit spongy in your own. Day one this week I had the leftover tuna from the day before, so I used that in lieu of a Monday breakfast. Right, okay.

But for the rest of the week, she's a frittata. Basically, all I do. I agree is a tray. Let's get frittarded. Let's get frittarded in here. You're allowed to say it for. Is that the last time I work with morning. I don't know. It could be.

Stop saying that. I said frittarded. So I get a bachelor's handbag. Well, why didn't you say let's get frittata in here? To be safe. Because to make a frittata is to be frittarded. Oh, I apologize. That's a frittata.

I apologize. And I'm getting it. Okay. Therefore I'm being frittated. I went through a phase of doing this and we started breakfast radio. Yeah, I've been through phases of it. It's great. It's annoying.

I just prefer oats. It's easier. No, so I'm so sick of them. So I tear up a whole bachelor's handbag. Oh, yeah. And put it in the base. You've got chicken in there. Yeah, chicken.

All the other choices is like bacon or ham. And I was just like, I'll just get a bit of chicken. Are you regretting me asking him to go into the details of the frittata? No, because it opened up the world to let's get frittarded. So you said no to the toastie because you've got your frittata. Yeah. And I said, and you were like, you know what? Yes.

I'll treat myself today. No, I'll treat you today. Well, I'm making the order. And so I order this. toasted sandwich for you and for me. Yeah. And then you say how long until it's here? And I'm like, it's like 45 minutes away.

And you're like, it's just up the road. And I was like, yeah, but we're not the first stop. And I was like, what? Because I never Uber Eats. Like, I live in the city and. Yeah, why would you? When I see people overates into the building and it's like Maccas, it's like 150 meters away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or like anything in the city, it's walkable. Wow. have legs. They might not have legs. Well, it's wheelable. Is this the last time we worked with Fletch? It's wheelable and walkable. Yeah, and then you, you, basically the attackers that I didn't pay the $2.99 priority fee, therefore making our Uber what you called an Uber Eats pull. Because he had to stop like four.

It is the shuttle. It took the pass. It's the shuttle. It's Uber Eats shuttle. It's like, oh my God, it's so cheap. Yeah, but usually it's like one stop and then it's fine. I'm not paying $2.99. This guy, yes, happened to shut up.

it and stop at 9 million different places and they came back with soggy cold sandwiches. I don't do airport shuttles because I went through a phase of using them and I was always the last person off and it shits me every time. And you're like, start, stop. What day am I going to be first? Get the suitcase out. Start, stop.

Get the suitcase out. Well, I just think it's very ungrateful behaviour from you. Was it a nice toastie? It was actually cold and that's why I complained. It was cold. They were cold as by the time. How cold? Like.

The cheese had gone hard again, Robert. very cold. Wait, so when you order, you don't, it's not just you unless you pay the fee. That's, I've got you. That's cheeky. What do you pay a priority?

Yeah. Otherwise you end up in bloody, depending on peak time, it could be $5.99. This toasty was in fucking Rickerton. We're in fucking Auckland. Wow. That's how it went on the ferry.

It took hours to get here. I counted it made literally 79 stops before it came from fucking Rickerton to Auckland. Well, I apologize. Next time I'll pay priority. Thank you. Or there's another option.

Get his own fucking Toasty. Yeah, mate, your own fucking frittata. Or I could get frittarded in here. Let's get frittarded in here. Yep. And the weekends is running, running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running. Let's get frittarded. Let's get frittarded.

And that's our new song called Let's Get Frittarted. I should do a hilarious version of that actually. I don't know. about that. I'm scared.