ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th November, 2025

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's had a silly dilly incident!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and another trip away for Haley, Jane Sprough, and another Dilly incident. Dilly, silly, dilly incident. And this time not at airport security. No. Surprise, surprise. But a bit of a disaster.

And maybe I'll just do a little preface that I'm going to have to sort of get into some detail. So maybe we'll just say not for Little Ears, this little bit of pot. Okay, so just see you later if you're young, can't handle it. So, you know, I'm traveling a lot at the moment for work and whatnot. So I've been traveling with a small kite of, you know, enjoyable... That's Maldi for a small package of toys. Toys, yeah. They'd like to culturally distance themselves from what's in that container.

What's in your kittai? I will say, so I've got this little, like, black case where I just keep. things. So they're just not rattling around in my suitcase Willie Nilly. Dilly. Dilly nilly. That would have been way better. Yeah, way better. Yeah. It would have been cleaner if I'd have just said dilly nilly right out there. So they're not rattling around in my suitcase, Dilly

Nilly. And the other day I was I found a self-same of spare, you know, put a time on my hands and I thought, what better way to love thyself than to... In a hotel room. In a hotel room then to indulge and

we do in hotel. Man, when you check into a hotel room, you don't really think about what's gone and on in there before there. So much self-pleasure. It's like, oh. And I was in a motel, okay? I'm going to say I was a motel. So it feels like there was more self-pleasure.

We're on a bit of a budget production here. I want a fucking budget. I am on a budget production. The TV industry used to spring for five-star hotels now we're down to motels. I'm in a motel and I'm doing my own hair and you can tell. Well, you know, the good thing about a motel of cinderblock wall will mute most

um choirs and a and a ranch slider straight out to my car you know I love that

and I love that for easy checkout so I do I visit the kit and I just notice a sort of sparkling through the kit

like a sort of shimmering like almost like glitter and I was like well ain't nothing in here glittery and that's when I realize

it's not glitter it's tiny small shards of glass that have actually spread themselves through all of my adult fun toys and what has occurred is that I have two glass friends now this blows my mind no they're so good they're so good it's really late to give them a mr muscle afterwards or uh oh you don't miss a muscle then little streaky because you don't want streaks what are you cleaning what normal toy cleaner just like a gentle soap you're not putting mr muscle and then putting

that anywhere near your genitals have worn. I thought you might miss the muscle and then give it a wits. That might be why you've been so sick. You could have missed a musseling. I've got toxic shock. What has happened is that the two glass guys in the process of travel have smashed together

and one of them shattered the end off and shards of glass off through my kit. Oh my God. Importantly, you need the end on these toys. So the end that stops it from going anywhere further than You would, you know.

Much like if you're drinking out of glass beer bottles and someone does that tap on the top to get it to over phone. Now, if the end smashes, it's important not to drink it. Yes, yes. Same with a glass dildo. Yeah, there's no saving this because the fled base is the bit that's broken. And you don't want to be losing that thing. How were you packing these things? You should have had some kind of...

It's because I had the two glass ones in the kit and they had smashed together with no... Right. I mean we need to do a co-lab with some sort of suitcase situation with the foam insert. Yes, like a... Like microphone cases and they've got those little... Like on the movies and TV shows when the assassin goes into their garage and opens a secret door

and it's all their weapons are like inset in the foam. Honestly, some kind... I could do it with wild... I could put together some kind of foam thing, right? And then you say, here are the five toys I travel with frequently. I don't know if, like, an adult toy company

like Wild Secrets would... I don't know, is there any market in this? Like how many people travel with as many... Do you know what I mean? is the spice of life and you don't want to get somewhere and you're like, I'm in the mood for this and all I brought was that. So I travel heavy. I pick heavy.

Most people just go away for one night and use their hand, Haley. I was away for one night. I know. One night. Anyway, so literally my faves are all covered in shards of glass and I've given them a big soak and a clean, but I don't, I trust not. No, because they're tiny. You don't want those.

Tiny. Okay, so you've got to throw everything out. No, I'm not going to throw it. It's just going to be a real deep process of cleaning. Okay, maybe the mist of muscle will be good. And there's nothing like thinking that you're going in for an assistant, assisted, you know, fun experience and then having to go fully manual. You know, you're just disappointing.

Yeah, okay. Anyway. So word to the wise, if you are travelling with multiple glass friends, individually, maybe wrap them in a soft sock. Okay.