ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th October 2023

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well it's fiancé Aaron's birthday today. Happy birthday Aaron. 42. Greg Grover from Nova.

Greg Grover from Nova turns 42 today. Not much planned, hanging out with the parents, going out for dinner. And then my birthday On Sunday 34 Yeah A bit of an age gap there Yeah Hot A Hot A

That's hot A Well it's hot now But it wasn't hot When he was 18 That was hard to explain To local authorities Yeah we talk about it Yeah we do talk about

That that was probably Not appropriate I'm kidding I jest Because how old were you When you met him I was 21 He was 29

Yeah right Yeah Right I think you would have Known better by that age What me Because how old were you when you met him? I was 21, he was 29. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right. I think you would have known better by that age. What, me? Or him? No one would have known better than to get into cohorts with the likes of you.

Oh. Yeah. How dare you? I was wondering why you didn't take immediate offense to that. Yeah, I thought he was going to marry me. Took a second. It all worked out quite well. But anyway, in the day between, the 7th, which actually happens to be my brother's birthday,

but that's besides the fact, we're going to all congregate at the pub near our house. You two are invited. A joint birthday shindig. Joint birthday shindig, but we're keeping it very small. Not all my friends are invited because I'm trying to mix the right friends. Oh, there's an art to this.

Because, you know, Fletch, you and Vaughn obviously have your own special long relationship. But a lot of your friends are one group. You know, and like each weekend it's like they're all getting together. Well, we make it easy for ourselves, don't we? I know. I've got so many different groups of friends that it's so strange to try to get the right mix together. Because there's you guys. There's you guys as just my work colleagues.

Just colleagues, not friends. Purely professional acquaintances. I just want a professional presence there. We're really trying to force this friendship. Yeah. So that's you guys. But then you split off into your own groups because Fletch with you, the gays are coming. Yep. split off into your own groups because with you the gays are coming yep and so they've become my

friends through you and then vaughn through you our um cabinet makers are coming who have become our friends looking forward to seeing jake a very heterosexual carpenter with james quiet quiet he's very quiet okay but like very like a great listener yeah when he does speak Funny man Yep Interacting with The loud Giggly Giggly gays Yes But that's why

I'm trying to create bridges Right Cause like you guys Are a bridge To the gays We're a bridge To Terabithia And the gays

Vaughn you're a bridge Over the river For our friend Jake Into the gays Cause you're also Part of the gays group Yeah And then Aaron's there

Sort of as a bridge He's with the gays That's what I'm about I gays group. Yeah. And then Aaron's there sort of as a bridge. He's with the gays. That's what's bad about it. I haven't had to touch a single cock. Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. Yeah, you haven't touched any. I mean, mine's been touched a bunch.

Yeah, but mine, it's a one-way street. I haven't had to do too much. And Sade will love, I feel like she's due to cut loose. So Sade, but Sade bridges between her family and you and I, Fletch. Yes. Because she's more of a you and I than she is a Vaughan in terms of how she likes to party. Yeah. Oh no her daughters

have very well told her that she shunned her. This one is I I'm not this week I'm trying to cut back because I believe my lower back pain could be kidney cancer but which I didn't even know was a symptom until I watched god damn John Oliver this week,

and that apparently is a symptom of kidney cancer. No, it'll just be inflammation. Hey, all right. It'll be fine. So I haven't been drinking this week. But I'll have a drink most nights, but Sade won't. But in the girls' minds, Sade drinks far more than I do. Because she gets every now and then once in a blue moon,

she'll get plaster. Yeah. So those are the sort of bridges and then I've got my comedian friends I've only invited one comedian friend okay

is it the funniest one Justine Smith arguably up there for sure and now so she and her husband Dan they're coming and Dan sort of knows

I've never hung out with them but I know that they are also Disney Star Wars people Dan so Dan has a room in his house that is just Star Wars oh well there you go.

He can sit with Vaughn. Yeah, and Aaron's kind of bridging there. Yeah, and then the cabinet makers with them and then the gays all at the end with Sade. Yeah, and the gays

might want cabinets. I might need some cabinets one day. So there's another bridge is those who are in need of a cabinet. And then there's my friend Leon who you kind of know.

Yes, from the gym. I've got a lot of the rings questions. Yeah, and he's a gay so he could get in with the gays. Yeah, but does he want to hang out with the cabinet makers and the Star Wars nerds? He's an actor, but he's not. Yeah, he's an actor, but we've also got our actor friends, you know, our couple friends, Tim and Ty.

They're the bridge between Leon. So Leon, gay, with the gays, and the actors. So everybody fits into at least two camps. I feel like we do need a seating chart, though. Because what if a gay sits in between the cabinet makers and the Star Wars people? No, this is what you feel like we do need a seating chart though because what if a gay sits in between the cabinet makers and the Star Wars people? No, this is what you're supposed

to do at a party. You're supposed to surround yourself with people who are different. No, ideally for me, I have curated this group so that everyone, so I'm not babysitting anyone and everyone can make,

go within their two bridges. You can see why it's only us invited to a wedding now. Imagine the seating arrangement for all of these people in all of these groups. This is but a mess. Planning seating for a wedding is

a fucking nightmare. I was like, it'll be fine. And then Sade's parents separated and I was like, fuck. Oh no. No, they're great now, but when we got married it wasn't great. They're fantastic now they're like friends again. But you know, it was that

time and I was just like, shit. And then just juggling everybody. It's way harder than i thought and i was inviting everyone that got along it's real art though to inviting people because you invite the wrong couple of people and totally so one of my closest friends i just couldn't find a bridge for him so he's not coming i just didn't invite him yeah right because i couldn't find his bridge i could bridge uh sort of a poverty. No, I'm mad. Fuck that. No, I'm not listening to someone speaking on a mat.

What is that? No marching friends invited. I couldn't find them a bridge. Yeah, good. Fletch does love North Korea, and they are very pro-marching. No, slightly different. No way, you know. Me say tomato, you say potato. I don't know.

What do you say?