ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th October 2024

Episode Date: October 5, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon got peer pressured into a big haircut...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I want to talk to Shannon, but first, it's actually, no one's even said anything that I dyed my hair. It's all brown. Oh yeah.

I did notice. God, it's been a whole week. Yeah. Yeah. It looks great. You've said nothing. Now we're going to have to redo the photos for the station. the station because remember when we did do the photos for the station i had my pink hair and i did say to ross is it okay to have my pink hair because i'm probably not going to keep it for that

long and they said they didn't mind okay and now it's dark brown but anyway so we'll just um photoshop a hat onto you yeah yeah like a beret or a hat show well you're you're you're a beanie boy born about to transition back into cap land. But beanie boy, you're always cap fletch come rain or shine. Yep. So I could be either a fedora or a beret. Fedora. Maybe a fedora for summer.

I like the fedora idea. We could do that. Okay. But speaking of hair changes, Shannon, you've had a bit of a change. Yeah, just a little one. But under pressure. Yeah, not really my choice. So what did you go to the hairdresser for? changes shannon you've had a bit of a change yeah just a little one but under pressure yeah not really my choice so what did you go to the hairdresser for i just wanted to get a cheap

trim trim so i went to a cheap place walk-in mall walk-in yeah lover yeah and she's like i was the only person in there super empty not a great sign not a great sign yeah it's like going to an asian restaurant there's no asians in there you're like, this is terrible, we must leave. So I check in, sit down, and she's like, what are we doing? I was like, just a little clean up, want it to feel a bit healthier, maybe two inches, you know. And she's like... Because you've got long hair. If you've never seen Shannon in the flesh or on an online photograph,

you've got long blonde hair. Yeah. And she looks at me and she's like, we're not doing two inches. I was like, oh, okay. She's like, you need way more than that, hon. Oh, no. She didn't call me hon, she said something else. Batch. You need way more than that, bitch.

And she's like touching my hair, actually like, oh, and she's like, it's very oily at the top and very dry at the ends. Oh, God. Oh, my God. It sounds like you need to get some Pantene or something. I know. Is that what people are using? Definitely ends. Oh, God. Oh, my God. It sounds like you need to get some Pantene or something. I know. Is that what people are using?

Definitely not. Yeah, famous. Yeah, famous. And I didn't want to, like... It's been a long time since I've shampooed. Washed hair, yeah. That's fine. I had gone out the day before,

so there was still, like, residual, like, hairspray and, you know, product in my hair. And I just took it. I said, yes, I need your help. But we need a trim. I don't wash my hair to get a trim. I'm just like, you're just getting a trim. It doesn't matter. You don't need to style it

just cut the dead bits off and let's go exactly so I was sitting there and she's like we're doing five inches and I was like okay cool

yep oh I don't like that she's like that's not good yeah and so she's like chopping my hair and she just kept being like

oh get rid of that get rid of that she's like commentating and like at the end I said it looks really good. Like it looks healthier. Like she, you know, it was good for the cut.

And she's like, yeah, it wasn't going to look worse though, was it? I was like, what? I was just getting roasted. I've not once ever looked at your hair and been like, Jesus, Shannon's hair is rough. Yeah. And then because she said to me, she's like, oh, when did you last dye it?

And I said, oh, it's actually natural still. I don't dye my hair. And she's like, oh, when did you last dye it? And I said, oh, it's actually natural still. I don't dye my hair. And she's like, oh, Phil's dyed. Oh, my God. It feels like you absolutely scorched it with bleach. Yeah, and I was like, oh, no, it's, you know, natural still. Was she having a bad day? I feel like she was envious of your beautiful, natural, long locks,

and so she wanted to hack at them and tell you that it was rough and shitty. I think you've also answered the question why was no one else in the hairdressers? And why were you able to get an appointment so quickly? Yeah, I was the only one there and it was first thing in the morning. Like I would have 100% been the first person there. Are you going to go back? You know what? It was

cheap. Jesus. This is the thing. She loves being negged maybe. I've uncovered something. Oh yeah, we could do that you piece of shit. Oh no, I'm quite sensitive. No, I know. This is the thing. She loves being negged, maybe. Oh, I've uncovered something. Oh, yeah, we could do that, you piece of shit. Oh, no, I'm quite sensitive. No, I know. I know she does.

I can't handle that. But, yeah, you know, it feels better. It looks better. She was right. But it hurt a little bit. You don't say that to people. Yeah. She was going about it in a better manner. Was she a boomer?

Because, you know, sometimes boomers are, oh, yeah, they are. Oh, she's a boomer. I think she's too young. You should have said that from the start. That makes total sense. Yeah, I've got it. a boomer because you know sometimes boomers oh yeah and also when she said five inches i think she's been nice to the men in her past i think she took a lot wow nothing wrong with five yeah we do have an inch though we do add we round up yeah yeah of course or two or three yeah three yeah double double what's double yeah double double two is four the average penis i was reading a study and i was not appropriate for radio the average penis from flaccid to erecto

increases by 43 percent that's the average increase some Some guys are growers not showers But some guys are showers not growers Yeah but on average 43% They're almost doubles No 100% would be doubled Oh yeah fuck It's half again Oh no that's not how percentages work Hayley You're right

So you went to a private school and you don't know anything about dicks This is why you've got to go to girls only. It was all girls. Vagina, vagina, vagina. You went to an all boys school. Cockapedia over here. Oh my God. I know.

Immediately. I don't know why I go with dickopedia because that actually rhymes with Wikipedia. Cockapedia. No, cockapedia is fun. Cockapedia was funner to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

They don't teach it at private school. No. Enough about Schlongs Anyway I thought That was just a nice stat To add into the story Lovely stat Yeah