ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th October, 2025
Episode Date: October 5, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's services have been requested...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchpawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
I'm lucky to have friends like you, both of you.
You serve different purposes in my life.
Thank you.
And I love you.
I love you both very much.
What?
What do you want?
What are you?
I love you both very much.
Thank you.
I love you, too.
Thank you.
I love you too.
Look at me.
Love you too.
I can't look at people in the eyes.
I can't look at people in the eyes.
I require.
are the services of V-Smith Landscaping.
Oh.
Okay, what about...
What about me?
Your services can be used in a different way.
Anything? Okay.
I basically have a long list.
I need a working bee, and Vaughan, you are the most capable man in my life.
This is like what is kind of a spring cleaning bee.
Yeah, yeah, I've got a mouldy, it's sort of weird, a mouldy roof.
Kind of weird considering you just renovated that.
Yeah, it's so weird.
It's outside.
The roof's outside, but it's kind of.
Got a weird kind of thing on it.
I need to clean the roof.
Okay.
We're going to use some wet and forget?
Yeah, but we can't water blast it.
Fresh paint.
I know, I'm sorry.
I've got a housebrush.
I've got a housebrush with a long handle.
I need to water blast my concrete because my deck has bled.
Oh, I can do that and then I can write my name in it.
Yep.
No, please.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Waterblaster that is going to take out the bleeding deck.
Well, how do I get rid of the bleeding deck?
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe chemical peel.
Okay, we do a chemical wash.
Chemical Peel.
We'll have a check.
Hit up Casey for a chemical peel.
Yeah.
So we're washing the roof.
We're water blasting in the concrete.
Easy.
We're installing a washing line.
Piece of cake.
We need to do that.
We need to trim the hedge, the tops.
Easy.
And can you take all my rotten fruit for your pigs?
Yes.
This sounds like a lot of work for Vaughn.
What does he get out of this?
Well, this is the here we're up for it.
Here's the exchange.
Fletch from you.
Yeah, you can get on the water blaster and do the thing
and you can make some cocktails.
You know?
Provide light entertainment.
Yeah, I've never seen him drink his vest year, but I've never seen him make them.
No, he always makes us make them.
Yeah, I'm terrible at it.
Yeah, no, you're terrible at it because you're not trying.
No, I'm not trying.
No, I'll make it.
Excuse me, I will make, I know, I do.
He does have, he has cocktail, weaponise and competence.
I have weaponised my cocktail making.
No, I'll make a great apparel.
Brilliant.
And now that James, our friend James has moved to London, I have to make all the cocktails.
No, I took over.
Yeah, because you're, you're really good at the espresso and martini.
I don't know how to do that.
Again, weaponise my incompetence.
Help, help.
I need energy and a headache tomorrow.
So, Vaughan, what would you like?
I just like helping.
I know you do, and it's your love language acts of service.
Well, I am going, because you peruse and you've got a great eye for detail,
so I will be calling on you in the future for Irish pub.
Yeah, design.
Desire.
Desire and design.
And acquisition.
Sprouse and terriers.
Yeah, sprows and terriers.
Actually, Patsy.
My mum is an incredible.
designer. Do you want these women
spending all your money? No, that's the thing.
It's got to be on a shrillard. I'm going to, I used
to have very eclectic home.
Opshot. We'll do that. It'll all
come out in the wash, as you guys famously say.
Well, this is why, as we want to do.
Unlike that round video.
Fuck off, I bought it the other day.
And Father Tess.
He did. He bought his round.
I bought the round back.
By the way, for those keeping Tally Vaughan has
finally paid us back for the round.
But then, who's like the second round?
Fletch did.
So you didn't get a round.
typical fucking sprow
coming in for a free drink
and then pissing off
without getting around
I know
I know she fucked us
unbelievable
did I get
yeah you did
you didn't get around
because we didn't have time
to go
to get it in
so
I mean it's gonna be easy
it's gonna be easier
getting around out of me
than it is with Vaughn
because you name it
and I'll be there for a drink
I'll come run him
Thank you.