ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th September 2024

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has a browser issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Bit of an update on something we talked about in a previous podcast A Little Bit of Pod You know how my phone Safari was holding a thumbnail of a particular website? Yes

Pornography Yeah, pornography Youporn's your... You porn's my hub of choice. I'm a porn hub man. And we got to the bottom of it. What are you? We're all sharing our favourites.

Yeah. That one? Yeah, all the hubs. Do you not have a favourite? No, not really. I say people who don't stick to the same petrol station. Blows my mind.

Surely you... No, I'll... You always just go to the same petrol station. I'll go to any petrol station. I don't care. I'm willy-nilly with petrol stations. You're willy-nilly with petrol stations. I have my mind. Surely you always just go to the same petrol station. I'll go to any petrol station. I don't care. I'm willy-nilly with petrol stations. You're willy-nilly with petrol stations. I have no allegiance to petrol.

Like, I don't have a car, but if I did, I would have. Or maybe, I don't know, maybe I'd go to the one with the air points. But no, because I don't care, because I'll just go to whatever's cheaper. Yeah, yeah. Or if I've got a docket, I'll use that. Yeah. Or if you're running low, just like, that's there. I'm here, I'm there. Yeah. I once're running low Just like That's there I'm here I'm there

Yeah I once worked At a petrol station And this was a big thing Because it was proven That people pick a petrol station And they stick with them Really

Yep And if you did something That cost that petrol station The customer You They worked out Over that customer's lifetime How much you'd just cost

The petrol station Oh my god And then they were paying you They were paying me Five dollars an hour before tax to shoulder that sort of guilt. And how old were you? Like 17?

Yeah, 17. Yeah, wow. Being told I could be costing the Shell Petrol Corporation, which has since changed its name, I personally could be costing it something in the vicinity of $120,000 every time I...

Wow. ...fucked up the store. That's a lot. And that was old school petrol prices when petrol was a dollar a litre. Yeah, that's a lot to put on a 17-year-old, isn't it? A lot to put on a 17-year-old. It's a lot And that was old school petrol prices When petrol was a dollar a litre Yeah that's a lot To put on a 17 year old

A lot to put on a 17 year old That's a lot So anyway Well anyway So Youporn is my Hub of choice So we managed to figure it out So that it was gone

From a frequently visited Every time you went in It's haunting me now Oh god It's back It's come back And I keep doing the same thing Hold the thing

And close it But it's worse Because How much How much masturbation do you do? It's so much worse Because last time All it said was

You Paul And then You'd be able to sort of Figure it out from there Now it's not only doing that It's got the YP thumbnail And then it's got some keywords Oh yeah go on

Can I have a look at them? We don't have to say them out loud Can I have a look at them? Please? Oh, no. What do you mean? The girls in the production would know how to turn it off completely.

I'm looking forward to these keywords. Oh, this is like when you have to turn off your mum's something or other or your dad's something or other. I can only say two words. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that acronym mean? Oh, my God.

This is... You're kidding me. No, no, no, no, no. I just learned a new one. I didn't know that was a porn acronym. Yeah, there's a porn acronym. Wow. Do you want the producer girlies to help you fix this?

Because they apparently know how to do this. So I hold it like this, right, and then I go delete that, and then it goes for the day. And then it'll come back, and it'll just pick a different page that at some point in my history I have visited, and it keeps putting these keywords. Yesterday was even more shocking, Vaughan. Goodness me.

It's stressing me out. In public, opening your phone, just, yeah, right. Just being like, oh, like people, yeah, right. Just being like, oh. Like, people, I met a few people being like, oh, have you looked up this comedian? I'd open my tab and be like. We can't see that in the acronyms. No. Oh, God.

You need to have multiple browsers. Safari for your shenanigans. Yeah, that's a good idea. Chrome or Firefox. Oh, yeah. Or Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator. Yeah. For Mozilla.

For Mozilla for your everyday. Well, look, I'm just going to have to keep deleting them and see if it sort of just filters its way through my history. Right, okay. Or maybe you could visit another site more. Do you think it's going back in your history? Well, it's been a while since I've watched that particular video. Do you producers want to help out Hayley here?

How do I scrub the slate? How do I clean the slate? So when you're looking at the page where you haven't opened anything, like the screenshot I've just sent you, there's an edit button. You go on to edit and you can stop frequently from showing. Okay, hang on. So you can choose whatever shows. Dudes are in charge of programming these days.

Oh, yeah, well, actually, I turned this off ages ago. Yeah, so mine just says favorites because I don't need neither. No, I've got favorites shared with you, privacy report, and then no edit. Or you could just be a gentleman and turn on private mode. Yeah, I know. Or the discrete ones. Use your laptop like a grown-up. There's an edit button. Yeah, I don't have that. What do you mean you don't have that? I don't have that You use your laptop Like a grown up Yeah There's an edit button

Yeah I don't have that What do you mean You don't have that I don't have that Under your favourites Yeah Under my favourites It's just shared with you

Or it should be Underneath everything In that screenshot It's just favourites Because I only have favourites No it's not I don't have it Oh no

The people I'm going to have to Turn it into a Character trait Or something like that That I'm just Super loose and cool and liberal. Okay, well good luck with that.

Yeah, thanks.