ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley fell on her ass...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I asked over, and no one saw. You asked over? I asked over. I thought you said I asked over someone. I asked over someone to my house. That's what Calvin said.

I asked you yesterday. Took a fall. I took a fall. I took a fall. Yeah. And you know what? It would have been fine, but no one saw it, and so I'm so embarrassed. Do you know what I mean?

Like if my friends had have caught it and gone, ha ha, ha, oh, you okay? It would have been less embarrassing than me falling, looking around no one noticing. It's more embarrassing when people see you. So I was leaving my friend's house, and it was absolutely raining. I had an open bottle of Prosecco in my hands

because I had like one glass, and they're like, take it, we're not going to drink it. And so I was like, okay. So an open prosceco in this hand, something else in the other hand, and I was running in the rain on their pavers. And I just went, slidoof and like hit both arms and knees and everything the champagne like went boof on the grass

and went all over me and I was like this is very humorous and I turned to get my friend's reaction and they literally just clicked the door shut and missed the whole thing and I was like now I'm on the ground covenant bubbles when most of the time people fall over they feel a sense of shame and embarrassment you were just hoping to get some attention and answer entertainment for it like did you catch that you know what I mean security camera on their driveway oh my god I haven't even asked them oh my god they might have a hilarious million like view videos yes ready get it to america's funniest home videos yeah because I i splayed like legs went everywhere oh legs akimbo yeah elbows on the ground bottle of wine it was oh god it was quite funny but yeah I found

embarrassed that no one saw it it's like if a tree fell in the wood and you know would it make a noise yes yep but how do you know okay recording device because no one's recording device But no one's there to hear it No but people have seen trees fall down And they know they make a noise Yeah but if no one's there to hear it The deer in the hours

Yeah But no one is there to hear it No one's there to hear it No one's there to hear it No one's there makes a noise No but they are included in the no one In this scenario Why are you saying

Dairs aren't alive It's not that they're alive In this forest Birds aren't real and Dairs are made up In this forest there's no one around Yeah it's still like a noise If a woman falls on a driveway and no one's there to see it.

Yeah. Is it still funny? Yes. What you've told me sounds funny. So yeah, I guess you get it anyway. I'm like covered in bruises and like sort of little scratches. And also now, rather than just your two friends seeing you for, which they didn't, all of our podcast listeners have visualised you taking a spill. That's quite good.

Thus making it funny again. Funny and entertaining. And you're getting attention. And I'm getting attention. Yeah. Thank you.