ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 6th September 2026

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... is Vaughan... attracted to deli meats?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I always carry, for a long-time listeners, you might know this, for relative newcomers, I've made it a thing about, of course, how do I welcome? I always carry a lighter in a knife. You don't smoke and you don't cut a lot of things. You don't kill. But the amount, whenever we get a package at work.

Oh, can I buy a knife from this package? Or we need a light this, or I've got a thread of me. thing can you light it so it doesn't... I just use my big house key to open boxes. Yeah, me too. Rips through cellar tape. Although the other day I did, when I put my key in the... I think I put a bit of cellar tape in the lock.

It's been a bit jiggly. Ah, it's like I think I left a bit of cotton butt in my ear today. You know, it just catches a bit. They should, yeah, they should really stay onto the plastic. To the nib. Handle, shouldn't they? They really should. So you think you've got a bit of cellar tape jammed in your lock?

I may have, yeah, because I, you know, when you're still on there from the box, can't and then it gets caught in there. Oh, no, I don't like that. How would you ever get that out? If you carried a knife. Yeah. True. So I've always got to remember.

In fact, I think... And it's a lovely knife. You crafted this, didn't you? No, no, no, no. No, this knife was purchased from just a knife shop because I lost my last one and I just needed a knife. And I saw this one, I kind of like it. It's like, I can't remember there is a name for this, but it's not spring-loaded. It's just got this lever thing.

It's fun to play with it. It's pretty sharp. I cut myself on it a few times. But the other day I was going through a metal detector, being run by law enforcement. And I completely forgot I had it in my pocket. Now, at the airport I was able to put it in my check-in, yep. But I completely forgot.

And then I had to look at this guy and he was like, carrying any metal? And I was like, mm-hmm. What is it? I said, it's a knife. And he was just, it's just, and he's like, what's it for? And I said, and then I just was like, well, I'm, you know, I live on a farm. Yep. Exaggerate.

Farm-let, right? Lifestyle block at max. I'm a farmer, he said. And it's just used it for cutting things. He's like, what kind of things are cut with that? I was like anything, mate, you know, like if I need to sharpen something or cut some twine and he's like, all right. And he gave me a little raffle ticket. It was real cute.

He put a little raffle thing through the knife. And it was and he's like, you come back and it. It was actually really cool. You come back and see me at the end of the day and grab that. It's so weird, because like I always go off on metal detectors because one of these is cheap or one of my bangles is cheap. Oh, yeah. But I'm always nervous about it that they're going to get all suspicious. But you literally set it off and the one thing they found was a knife.

It's just so not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not great. That are knife. But like, there happens at the airport all the time, and they're like, oh, you can't take these scissors on. And it's just like, yeah, there should be more like punishment, right? Yeah, that's crazy. The whole thing's theatrical, is that?

The people at the airport, they're like, ah, and they'll throw it in the bin, and these guys are like, ah, no, that's cool, man, that's cool. And this was like a law enforcement. They're like, that's cool, just come back and get it later. And then I came back and got her later, and it had shifted, and he was wondering who was coming back for that. Yeah And I was like, thank you very much, Lee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop them in the pocket and away I go, but it's just sort of a timely warning for our pocket knife carrying listeners. Do you get pulled up at the airport because of your lighter and stuff? Because that's always a bit annoying. If you have it,

no, they spot it. It's one of the things that makes your bag go down that other little alleyway where it gets to the fingers because it's just so every now and then you can flick it. Like that. And light things. He did it in the lift the other day

and that felt like we were going to get in trouble in the left. I reckon you need a diagnosis I'm going to say riddle him Yes