ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th April 2024

Episode Date: April 6, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch & Vaughan have worked together for 20 years, and we finish off YOUR questions for them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Shall we continue with the 20th birthday celebrations? Yes, the anniversary We've got some more questions that people have Been a long time working together Do you imagine working with someone for 20 years?

Well somebody said, how does it feel knowing that your working friendship would have finished university by now? Or could have? They would have got like a Bachelor of Arts. Oh, yeah. Or they could have been one of those gifted kids that goes to uni at 15

and now they're a doctor. They weren't. But now they're not gifted. But our friendship's not a gifted job. They're not going to university. No. They're doing a six-month course

and the reason they've only just finished it as they turn 20 is because they failed at four times. Or it's still in high school. It's been held back Only because it's good at rowing

It was insane though Seeing people text in on the Friday show Saying oh my god I'm 30 and I've been listening Since I was 8 or something That's mathematically possible 22 years 10

Maybe 30 They've been listening since 10. Okay, here's a hypothetical. Do you think that you two know each other so well after 20 years that you could live a day in each other's body, body swap, and no one would notice? Like you could go about your routine, you could go about yours. You're just swapping the minds like a Freaky Friday.

Freaky Friday. But is it a weekend? Why? What does that change to? Because if I was in his body I'd have to push the buttons At a weekday You could figure it out

Also I'd have to go home And do the lawns And all the shit he does at home I don't want to That's fine That's not a weekend for me Okay It's post 10am

Yep On a Thursday Until that night And then you're going to sleep He's not going to be able to do ceremony. Oh, I'm not going to the gym. I'm not going to the gym. You'll come back to your body and be like,

Oh wait, but you've got my body. Yeah. You'll be fine. I'm having one day off. You've got his lungs and stuff. No, but I've booked the class. You've got to turn up, otherwise I get banned.

Mentally, I'm very fit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, especially if just as I went in, someone was like, you're not going to be able to do this class I'd probably be able to do the class Just because they told me I couldn't

Wait Are we having a wank? I don't know Because that would be weird No that would be weird It would be like jacking off your best mate Do you know what I mean? It would be like that

But you're not though No but you are Because you mentally I reckon I could go one day Without in this situation Yeah same I'd have a look But then you're going to have to go for a wee

I'd have a look Yeah Of course you're having a look Have you not seen each going to have to go for a wee. I'd have a look. Yeah. Of course you're going to look. Have you not seen each other's penis after 20 years? Nope. Well, let's do it now. Come on. I mean, would you see your friend's fanny after 20 years?

Girls are different. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I've seen many of my friend's fannies after much shorter times. Okay. What about, Fletch, you're in Vaughan's body. Do you think you know him well enough as a husband that Sade wouldn't notice that it was you in there?

I'd just be like, what are you shopping for? Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'd go home and be like... Sade would have noticed it was you in there, as in in her. Oh, sorry, no. In the body. Oh, yeah, right, okay. Because I was like, if it was just one random Thursday,

there's zero chance that's ever going to happen anyway. Go home and pick your kids up from school and talk to them. Yeah, that's all you'd have to do, talk to them. No. Play with them. Ask them off today. Good, why are you being weird, Dad? Caterpillars.

Why are you in caterpillars? We're like nearly teenagers. What are you doing? Are you guys having a nice day? Why are you talking to us like that? We're like grown-ups. We're quite old. You'd be in bed before them.

The way you go to bed at 7.30, they're up to bloody 20 past nine now. Ridiculous, eh? You kids put your screens down. I'd be good at telling them off, I reckon. I know, well, there's screen limits. No, you wouldn't. And then they'd be like,

they'd send you a request and you wouldn't know the passcode to unlock more time on their screens. I'd be like, not today. You'd have to deal with them. Look up, kids. There's a whole world out there. I think you're more slack on the discipline than Vaughan,

as we know of your cat. Vaughan has to discipline his kids and your cat. You get to pet my cat. I'm going to come around this afternoon. I'm going to tell it off if I see it doing anything bad. I'm going to throw a sock at it again. Might throw some water at it. Let's ask you one more question from our listeners.

What's the lamest thing you've had to do as part of the job? Like the lamest, most embarrassing, awkward, as part of the job like the lamest most embarrassing or awkward or like oh my god what a ball like um when strangers get married i hated them i hated every radio wedding yeah we didn't one here at zdm that i was like it's it's so silly it's not as intolerable but but I was still just like, I don't know. I feel like your wedding day should just be a day that you enjoy with your loved ones and your close friends. It doesn't need to be broadcast. I had to abseil naked down that building.

What, naked? Yeah, you should actually take an historic HR case up against that company. Yes, I should. You were forced. They forced you. It felt like I was really rubbing miscrotum in all those people on levels one to five that were just

innocently working. From under, I'd be able to see your butthole. Yeah. Good. I know. I'm a witch. Okay, I still don't know.

Wow. Did you see that? She actually called me Vaughn. Yeah, I did. Un-fucking-believable. I don't know. You're both the same same. All right.

Interchangeable. Yeah. White men. Jeez, don't shit yourself too hard.