ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th April 2026

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. The following little bit of pod may contain coarse language, sexual themes and content inappropriate for young listeners. Listener discretion is advised. Do you need to gulp the water halfway dream of the goal? Do we hear the gulp? I heard the gulp on the fucking moon, Vaughn. Yuck. Right.

Today's a little bit of pod. While we're on Easter break, Monday the 13th of April is when the big pod and the little bit of pod are both back and we're resume regular scheduling. Today the question, Oh, you've talked over my slow. We don't want to hear it.

Now today, here's the wildest place you've had adult fun times. Where you've been fucking is what we're asking. I know, but sometimes you need to spell it out to people, don't you? Okay, here we go. Middle of the road. I got time. Mac rash and it was real bad.

Middle of the road. What? Please. We've had a majority location. Yeah. Somebody. Well,

they're saying that because we might hear some. Yeah. Are these going to be throughout or some of them were included? I didn't include because there was one response

that came through overwhelmingly and it was the inter-islander bathroom. Yeah. Really? We had so many people be like inter-alander bathroom. You don't have seen.

The bathrooms are inter-islander. You know why? Like, unless it's a beautiful still day, like the marlborough sounds beautiful. It might be some dolphins. Otherwise, it's the most boring three hours of your fucking life. So, of course you're going to. Everyone's spewing. Smell like spew.

I want to know what the toilets are like, though, because I can't, I've been on the inter-wander a couple times. Well, that's why you need to do Bluebridge and get the cabin. Get the cabin. Get the truck driver cabin. Yeah, get the truck driver cabins. Get the little. Yeah. So that was the majority.

And most of them have been left out because you've heard it once. You've heard it before. Interesting. There's toilets on all floors, so I'm wondering which toilets. Well, I don't think it matters. I think any toilet. The best toilet for this situation. Oh, okay.

Anonymous plays, of course. Cardio Cinema at Les Males Extreme, 2013 era. The cardio. What's the cardio cinema? Les Males Extreme is the Wellington one. And it had different, it's got different floors, eh? And the cardio cinema was kind of like the one of the spin class things. How would they be having sexual intercourse in there?

Good Lord. In an adult club in front of strangers. Is that from Haley? Shut the fuck. Overseas. I don't know. But they did do this face, like hands over the face, peaking through the eyes. Well, that's what the clubs are for.

Wow. In an adult club in front of strangers. We asked you, where the wildest places you've had adult fun times. The ninth hole on a nine hole golf course. Even took home the little T marker as a souvenir. Would that technically make it the tenth hole? In the 11th hole? And 11th?

And 12th. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Is it your daylight? How are you getting away with that in the bushes or something? I would think it was night time. Yeah. Personally.

Because if you're on the ninth hole in the ninth green, like you're right by the clubhouse. Or by the start of the end of it, you know? Okay. Sunbed. Oh, get out. No. They made one on a sunbed.

Good Lord. We're not doing sunbets anymore. Or another place, Tuck a Pramuna Promenade. Somebody's had... What? The same person has had sex in a sex on a subbed and the Takapunna Propanana. Surely, but the Takapuna Promenade... Surely on the Takapuna Promenade, they were out late at night, middle of the night.

It's very busy. It's busy all times, even at night time. I've had sex on a grave. Oh, what? No, that's not good. No, I don't know that. That's creepy. Yeah, I don't know that. I don't like that.

I don't know that. I don't know that. I think that's a little teen golf. A little teen got situation. Yeah, probably. I used to hang out there, but I would. Never do that. Stop to give him a blowjob about every 30 minutes on a hike.

Then took a blowjob video at the lookout. In nature. Goodness, Lee. Big a pardon. I just love all these messages. Blow job of the trick. It's insane. I love it.

Maybe he was winging and he did a little bit of encouragement to keep going on the hike. Yeah, once we get to X amount of elevation on the watch or half a minute. Put it in my mouth for a little bit and you just keep walking there, you know. Keep on hikers. Nobody wants a sweaty tramping dick in there now. That's my only issue with this is like hiking dick. You're too good for sweaty tramp and dick? I'm way too good for sweaty hiking dick.

She's not, but okay. Give it a baby one. Have we got a moist towel in? But baby whaps. Baby whips. I've had sex and a fire engine. Oh, fun. Wee.

We can imagine it. At climax And you're like, oh my God, I must have bumped something And she's like, No, nah. You've hit the siren. This is me. As soon as I may.

Woo! I had sex at a swingers club in the swing set with four other people. Good Lord. Congrats. Goodness me. Big day out in the stadium, stadium, stadium stadium seating. Oh. What?

In the stadium How would you? How would you? I don't remember that. There was footage going around of some baseball game and way up high in the nosebleeds. They were like, you know, there's no one here. And they were like, what's this guy up to? Are they zoomed running?

Some girl was jumping on him. I reckon it's a little sit back on the lap. Yeah. Bounce along to To Tool or the Killers or who was playing that year? Slipping it in. Yeah, right. The blink what I do or something. I mean, if you're going to get a $40 ticket to a concert and you can't see it,

You've got to pass the time somehow, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a hospital bed just after my girlfriend had had surgery. She wakes up horny. She needs to give her some time for recovery. Yeah, goodness. We must heal. I'll be ripping open some stitches.

Mind you, you know, I'm a big fan of the missionary position and she was in the recovery position. Yes. Yeah. Not as sexy, though. Not as sexy. Oh, I've clicked the wrong arrow. Going this way. The Basin Reserve International cricket pitch in Wellington.

On the pitch. Oh, that's hard. That would be very hard. But at least the outfield will be cropped up. You get grassy burns. Yeah. Get grassy burns on that. On the next day they, they're bloody go out to play the test, and they're like, oh, there's a wet patch on the bloody.

We're going to get some spin out of that. The same as we had it in that. Provided some deviation for the fast bowlers. Huge problem. Yeah. Um, on a jet ski, I'm like Wanaka. My goodness. Oh. How do you have sex on a jet ski?

How do you have sex on a jet ski? A jet ski. How does it logistically work? Boop. Which hole does it go? Which bed goes in there? How do you have sex on a jet ski? Okay, this is how I'd have sex on a jet ski.

If I was stationary floating, I'd be sitting at the back of the jet ski seat and they'd be sitting like facing me. Hands on handles. Yeah, up like that. That's how I'd had sex on a jet ski. But if you were moving, I'd have them in front of me kind of hold them on as well.

Park up at the lake house and take them inside. Arch slightly. Arch slightly for maximum angular. How would you have sex on a jet ski? I'd park up at the lakehouse on the jetty and just take them inside. Oh, boring. Oh, you're so boring. You're so vanilla.

You're boring boy. Bondi Beach. Oh, okay. This is where I learned that water is not a lubricant. It is not. No, not salty water either. No. That's actually an abrasive.

You yourself really cleaned out. And the security office at my last job. Bonus, we could see the cameras so we would know if anybody was coming. Yes, good. Good from you. One eye on the cameras. Security office. Yeah.

Goodness, man. And a squeaky little wheel, a squeaky little chair. Squeaky little... On a plane somewhere between Singapore and Sydney. My goodness. This person's got down to it. Okay. Never join the mile high club.

No, neither. Every time I go in there, I think about it. Like, how do people do this? Yes. My knees are... I'm taking up all of the space. If I was traveling with a companion... Yes.

Of the sexual nature. And I found myself in business class. I'd do my darndist. Oh, okay. I'm not doing it an economy. And no, those toilets are the same size. No, I'd be doing it in my seat.

Ah, I don't think you can, they're quite open. No, old business. Old business. Bring the 747 out of retirement. I need to go old business. Old business class. On a jet boat, I've got the most horrific carpet burn. Yeah, I bet you did.

Because that carpet that they've got in boats is... Marine carpet. It's nylon. It's full... Marine-grade carpet is... Heavy duty. Oh, marine carpet is not to be... not to be tangoed on at all.

I was just going to look up some marine carpet and make some gags. Do that. Do Marine carpet Googling on your own time, please. Fletch has hurried me along. Oh, this one's had an error, so I'm just going to have to download this file. It says preview not available. Let me click on that one. Oh, no, it seems that we've got to the end of our journey.

We have. We have at the end of our journey. It thinks there's another file there. There's no other file there. No, it's dreaming. So we asked you, where the freakest places that you've got down to adult fun times? Well, you've heard them.