ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th August 2023

Episode Date: August 6, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley made a costly mistake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This weekend, busy weekend as you'll hear, but this weekend on Friday night, we took our friend out for his birthday dinner. Oh, lovely.

Now, it's usually, it's our couple's friends. You know, we always had a Tim Thai. Hayley has. But our friend Thai, the girl, had camp in the back there. Cat what? She had what? A cap full of,

she had a cap full of Bacta. I've had this. It's a bad one. This is what I had when I was in Europe and I was busing to find a toilet. And if you've ever been in Europe, you'll know public toilets aren't a thing. Yeah, they're not. They're just not a thing.

That's why people shit on the side of the road. And so I was like, well, my hotel's 10 minutes away, five minutes via Lime Scooter. Yeah. But the cobblestones on the Lime Scooter of the city of Prague made me shit myself because I had Campylobacter. Campylobacter. It's horrible. And it lasts. That was on the Herald, by the way, that story.

Oh, good. Great. Great. Great. Because usually tummy bugs last like 24 hours, but she was on day two. Yeah, I think this lingered for me. Of shatting herself. Yeah. Anyway, so we just took our friend Tim out for his birthday.

Wait, so she stayed at home? Yeah, she stayed at home. Because she had to camp a little bit back there. Yeah, we went to pick him up. And then I said, can I use the toilet? He was like, no. Don't go anywhere near her. No, no, no.

You can't. I was like, okay, all good. Understood. Picked him up and with this group of friends, we always buy each other a food voucher. We never get each other like stuff. Okay. We're sorted. Yeah.

Always food vouchers for our favorite place. Like if it's a birthday or something. If it's a birthday. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting because I, like Vaughn and I haven't ever had a food voucher from you. I know, but we haven't like established that as our language of love.

Our love language in this quartet of friends. We've had a few birthdays. There's been a few birthdays. There hasn't been a single voucher. For your birthday, all of us spent hundreds. You've made a great point. You've made a good, that's, wow. To spend our birthday with you.

That's like when mum puts you in your place, eh? Yeah, exactly. You know when you're just like Being an absolute brat Where's my prison This prison sucks Every day I see hundreds on you I regret fucking having you

Yeah yeah yeah I do Every day I look at you and think What a mistake Anyway So I went online Because I was a little bit behind Usually I'd go into a place

But it was like the morning And I went into And I couldn't get into the place That I wanted It was a noodle place Oh okay In Auckland and they do a voucher called Aego okay Aego and I was like this will be perfect none of us have tried it and the deal is where you spend the voucher on the group oh wait I'll say so you're buying your friends a present that they're then doing spending and then dinner's cheaper okay great it's not it hasn't always

happened but like that's sort of the vibe is that girl mass it's a little bit of girl it's 50 off yeah so we're always it's always like 100 bucks we're always pretty generous we get a hundred dollar food voucher for an awesome restaurant and then we'll have a nice night out so i got a hundred dollars and i went on but it's owned by like a mother group oh yeah you know so it's like they owns like a few places yeah number of companies so i went on the website for this place, Ago, and then it took me to a place to book, and I bought it, $100 voucher, and I said, hey, Tim, have some noodles.

We love you, buddy. Hails and ass. Got it, and then it arrived in my inbox. It was like, I'll send it to me, and then I'll print it off and put it in his card. And then I opened it, and I was like, what the fuck is this? And it's for the candy shop, which is not. So here's my thing.

How did you book a voucher for a restaurant but it ended up being for a candy shop? I know. I don't know. And then I was in a panic and I was like, shit. So I had to go back, buy a voucher for A, the place I wanted to get it for. So now I spend $200. Oh my God.

I've got $100 for him and I've got $100 to spend on lollies. And I was like. How did you book $100 for lollies? Because the mother company owns lollies and a restaurant. Because the mother company owns the candy shop. Well, can't they just change it? Well, I was coming into work today and I was like, you know what? I'm just going to have $100 worth of lollies

Like why not? I love lollies We're in a recession We've got the lockers here You can't afford this You're telling me I've got $100 worth of lollies here Did you ring them up and say I've tried to book for the

Well as I was looking to see How to get a hold of them To say like hey you can see I've made a mistake immediately after I bought the right one with the same card. I found out that the candy shop was the name of a cafe in Auckland. Okay, so you don't have $100 worth of lollies. I've looked at their menu and it's only open to four, you know, we can't take anyone out to dinner.

Yeah, right. I looked at their menu and there's like a couple of meals I'll eat. So maybe I'll just sit on it. And just have a couple of brunches there and just slowly chip away at that $100. You do like five brunches, chip away at the Hyundai. It'll feel like it's free. God, but I seriously thought I had $100 worth of lollies.

And now I'm disappointed that I don't. Now you've got no lollies. Now do I need to go get a $100 voucher for an actual candy shop? No, you don't. Do I not? The girlies are nodding yes. No, there's no girl math here. Do I not? The girlies are nodding yes. No.

There's no girl math here. Shall I fill up the lockers? Shall I fill up the lockers and lollies? Yes.