ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th December 2023

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has a Question! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's. Great things are brewing. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Oh, for God's sake, Vaughan. This is not an ASMR. I've got a hydrate, guys. I had such a bright wee before. Did you see it? That urinal wasn't draining. I was worried you were going to spy it.

No. So I was in the cubicle because there's only two urinals. You can't urinate next to someone. And he knew I was coming in hot on his tail. I've always seen this because once Fletch took me into the men's toilet so I could see it. His penis? No, the toilet itself. No, she was like, I really want... You're the first person who's dragged into the men's box.

Okay. Old shagger over here. Okay. Getting sued. No, because I've, oh, oh. Okay. Old shagger over here. Okay. Old bloody shagger. Getting sued. No, because I've just always get curious. Yeah. And so you took me into it. It's fascinating, isn't it?

Because seeing the other gender's toilets. Yeah. Fascinating. Yeah. Because we've obviously got urinals and then, because I always, I was at the mall at the weekend and the line for the woman's toilet was nuts. It was out the door, around the corner. Whereas the guys have so many urinals they're like, we out.

Yeah, that's why I'll just use the men's at like festivals and stuff. Yeah, 100%. You get a grip. But I did wonder

when, because often we sync up or we wait for certain breaks to go to the toilet and you guys will often go together and I'm always like, I wonder if they

pee at the urinal together. If they just have a peek or they have a little peek. Yeah. Yeah. But you haven't seen each other's members, have you?

No. Strange. Sometimes straight guys Do look at other Straight guys dicks So I find that weird Yeah for sure I can totally get Why a gay guy's like

Nice dick bro But like a straight guy What do you Why do you look Vaughn I don't Yes you do But I don't Not out of my own

Morbid curiosity It's more I don't need to know What somebody else is dealing with when I've got this fucking pathetic face. Aww. It's fine. Don't feel sorry for me.

Hey, you've got a whole lot. Jared, producer Jared doesn't use a urinal. You've told me this. You don't like a urinal. So shy. Real big dick. He's a shy, shy. He doesn't want it dragging on the bottom of the urinal.

I love. There is nothing great It is the highlight of my day If after the show I'm like I'll go to the toilet And as I walk out of the studio I see Jared ahead of me Heading to the toilet I'm like fuck this is going to be good

And then I get in there And I start like loudly talking to him G'day JP And he's just like Leave me alone Leave me alone He hates it You're doing away with me buddy

Would you look Would you look Would you look 100% But wait Are you a straight guy Or are you a girl I'm sometimes a straight guy Okay

And sometimes a Straight girl Right okay Sometimes a little bit of a gay girl But I I would look Even if I'd look at ladies fannies

If we peed with the That's what I was wondering When you were going to the one cubicle. Like, it is funny when you're at a party and you're sharing a toilet because you pull it down and your mound is out. Yeah. So you don't, you won't see the bits and stuff, but you see a mound. It's so weird that you've got your mounds out and you're all in...

Yeah, but you get your tits out and it's not a big deal. I know, especially if you're in a jumpsuit. Yeah, it's just... And then you're peeing with your friends and you're there with your baps out, you're just having a chat. Do you know, you know many moons ago former producer James stood next to the urinal when Harry Styles walked in

at the bar and urinated next to him and he didn't look. I'd be too scared. Criminal? Nah I wouldn't. I'd get my phone out. Flip phone. You'd get your flip phone out and snap his schlong. Yeah right. Why are we talking about this? Just cause I was drinking because I was hydrating.

Oh, that's right. You said you were. You were hydrating because you had a yellow wheeze. Yeah, but I do believe. A little bit of a tangent. There was a question from the producers. Yeah, we were going to Shannon. So we got slightly sidetracked there by urinals and toilets.

Yeah, so you know how Hunger Games is trending again? There's a new movie out. Everyone's kind of talking about the Hunger Games franchise. So look, I've never seen Lord of's kind of talking about the Hunger Games franchise. So look, I've never seen Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, or Hunger Games.

You've got to watch Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter I've never seen. I've seen the first one, but it was really long. I haven't seen any of the ones you mentioned besides Hunger Games. But all I know is that

they're hungry and there's archery. No, it's not a lot to do with hunger. Yeah, I mean, they're starving kids, but that's kind of like a subplot. It's almost false advertising. Okay, wait, so the starving kids don with hunger. Yeah, I mean, they're starving kids, but that's kind of like a subplot. It's almost false advertising. Okay, wait, so the starving kids don't matter?

Yeah. So basically, to sum it up, the films, every year, 24 kids go into an arena and fight to death. In these movies, we're following this girl called Katniss. I'm talking about the OG movies. It's Deva Deans. Yes, yes, yes. I know that. Deva Deans.

So in the movie Her sister who's 12 Gets told she's going into the games And Katniss is 16 And she's like No way I volunteer As a tribute So

My question for you No Liam Hemsworth's in it too Yes he is Would you volunteer for your sibling? No Would you fight to death? And sub-question

Would your sibling volunteer for you? No. My brother would volunteer for me. I text my brother and he said he would. Yeah. 100%. My brother... Easier to say you would.

Harder to do it. I don't know if I would for him. No, you wouldn't. I don't know. I just really don't want to go into the arena. I wouldn't. Noodles has got this. Noodles. That's my brother's nickname. Oh wouldn't. Noodles has got this. Noodles.

That's my brother's nickname. Oh, yeah, cute. So you've got more faith in your brother's ability to survive the Hunger Games than your own. Or you just don't give a shit. I reckon I'd be better. Yeah. But he doesn't want to take the risk. I don't want to take the risk.

Yeah, that's fair enough. Do you think your mum would be disappointed, though, if you've got a better shot that you let your brother go in? Nah. Nah, she's probably no no she's probably want me to do it though do you think she would i think your mother would be less upset about your brother dying than you do you think so yeah i should be morbidly upset at both but i think you know because i am the favorite what you're saying is i am the favourite. What you're saying is I am the favourite. Yeah. You are the favourite. I think you bring more to the table. Whereas Hayley, you're the second favourite. So you're kind of expendable for the family, really.

No, but my brother is always like, ever since I was a kid, my brother wouldn't even let me walk on like sore shells or like hot sand at the beach. He'd like carry me and he'd do it himself. Oh my God. I mean, he did smack me in the face with a golf club and break my face. He's constantly been trying to make up for it.

So genuinely, I think that's why. I think he's felt so bad about it. What is that feeling? Guilt. Guilt. Is that a guilt from a six-year-old? It could be. Is that a harrowing guilt?

It could be. Is that trauma? It could be. Are we touching on trauma here? It's a former of trauma. Oh, that's a former of trauma. Do you think if you could volunteer for each other? No.

Fucking hell, I'm aughn I reckon Vaughn I'm a woman Vaughn I reckon Vaughn should go step up for me yeah one of you has to go

from the three of you who are you sending what the best way to get Vaughn to do it is to tell him he couldn't you couldn't win the Hunger Games

you couldn't win the Hunger Games you're useless you neck the hell out of Vaughn you lugging that fat fucking body of yours around

you useless piece of shit sorry I went too far. I went far. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll fucking show you. I'm sorry. And then you do it, yeah.

Also, you're really good with a gun. You're really good at aiming. You don't get guns. You don't automatically get guns. You've got to work for them. What do you get, a panini? I don't know. I haven't seen The Hungry Games.

What the fuck are you going to do with a panini? Well, I don't know. You're hungry. You'd eat it? Yeah, true. But we're all bringing different skills. Like, Fletch is the fittest. He could run the fastest.

Vaughn, you'd have the best survival skills because you're good outdoors, and I'm incredibly entertaining and charming. I'd be good on Wipeout. That would be my game. People wouldn't want to kill me because I'm so charming. No, you'd get all the sponsors. You'd be given lots of things. Yeah, and people would be like, Because I'm so charming. No, you'd get all the sponsors. You'd be given lots of things.

Yeah, and people would be like, Shazza, Ray, Shazza, you're an incredible rack. And send you some food and stuff. They can't talk to you, but yeah. I feel like Fletch, everyone would be so hating on Fletch and trying to kill him that he'd be able to kill them. Yes. Do you know what I mean? He'd be distracted.

They'd be hunting him. Wait, how do they kill each other in the Hunger Games? With archery. It's all hand-to-hand kind of weapons. So there be hunting you. Wait, how do they kill each other in the Hunger Games? With archery? It's all hand-to-hand kind of weapons. So there's like swords. Slaps. Bow and arrows. Bow and arrows.

Slaps. I'm really good at slaps. They just get in there and they slap. But then the environment's trying to kill you as well. Oh, okay. Yeah, they say like most people die from like infection and stuff. But yeah, they had like knives, swords, arrows. Monkeys.

It's very like... Monkeys. Swords. Who had a sword in the Hunger Games? Yeah, and they had a trident. Okay. There was a hot guy. Finnick. Finnick. Monkeys. It's very like... Monkeys. Swords? Who had a sword in The Hunger Games? Yeah, and they had a trident. Okay. There was a hot guy. Finnick.

Finnick. Finnick. He's played by the hot guy who was in that sad movie with the girl and they never married. Oh, yeah. Why didn't they marry? Explain this movie. Love Rosie. Love Rosie.

He's from Love Rosie. Don't worry. Right. Okay. It sounds like a real shit trash movie. Love Rosie sounds like a piece of shit. The author and the movie did fit it dirty. They just, like, he was a character throughout the whole thing

and then he was just gone like that. Oh. Did he not sign on for the, did he not, he won more money? His agent pulled over. No, no, the books were written before the movie started. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Well, there you go. Just to summarize. None of us are volunteering this tribute for our siblings. I'm wildly surprised there hasn't been a reality TV show based on Hunger Games. Like they have for Squid Game. You wouldn't die, but you'd be eliminated. And it was literally like in a controlled condition, you've got to take each other out somehow.

Yeah, right. I'm so surprised there hasn't been. And maybe after this movie there will be. I don't know. Hey, that's a sort of an idea. You could pitch that to one of our great networks and see what money they could scrounge up to make it happen.

New Zealand, they'd be like, okay, we're going to hire a campground. You missed the point. It's not quite Hunger Games level, is it?