ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -7th Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has been secretly cheating...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I don't think that Dr. Shawnee knows in the mornings when he asked me for crossword help that I'm just Googling the answer for him. What are you? What is he doing like the New York Times crossword? He's doing our crossword every morning and sometimes he'll message and say, something down eight letters starts a W.

And I'll be like, there's this website. and literally you put in first word The clue and it will just give you the answer Yeah, I've used it before as well And he's under the impression You're some sort of crossword savant He thinks I'm really smart No, he doesn't

I think this is a double play here He knows what you're doing But it makes him seem more innocent And then he doesn't have to be the bad guy He's cheating by proxy Yeah Thus not cheating at all Hey I'm just doing a crossword with my friend

He knows what you're doing Do you think he does? 100% He's cheating by proxy He's laundering the cheat. Right. But I will say the other day he did put me a skew because it was eight,

I think it was eight letters, and he said starts with W, and it was an old, I forget the Kloa, an old Soviet state. And instantly I thought, Yugoslavia. But it starts with, yeah, but it didn't, he was wrong, and it was Yugoslavia. So it wasn't a W, it was a Y. It was a Y. Oh, so he'd started off wrong. Y, U, G, O, S, L-A-V-I-A, 10.

10. It must have been. I start's what a Y form of it. Is he a numskull? What possible other answer could it possibly have been? Well, I'm sometimes if I'm wrong, I'll just... I know he's a fucking doctor. He's apparently a ficko.

Thicko. If I'm wrong, sometimes I'll just make it work. I'll just be like wukaslavia. Yeah, yeah. And then just lie in the other ones that it comes across as well. Then you're cheating yourself. It's like Sudoku. You get a Sudoku out and sit next to a stranger on a plane and just be like,

and just like putting the numbers in real quick. It doesn't matter. It's going too fast and then flick the page. Do it again, do it again. They're going to get off the plane and they're going to go home. I sit next to this guy on the plane today. This guy was nailing Sadoos. Who's cranking a Sadooku every 30 seconds?

But no one's actually doing it. Adding it up, aren't they? No, next to you. It's too fast. They can't do that. Well, I don't know. It might be awkward when we see him later in the week. I'm straight out.

I don't think we should tell him. Yeah. Occupation of health. Six letters starts with D. And he'll be like, do let me ask flesh. Like some sort of... Driver. Why do you?

Why do you always rile him up? He gets so patsy when you rile him up. And then you keep doing it. Then I sent a message as like, Hi, Dr. Shawnee, here are my vegetables and I'm growing in the garden. I know. I just like him on his toes.

Because I like him. I like him a lot. But I just, I like, I keep him on his toes. You like to keep him grounded as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking doctors. Parmen are all off to nurses and Google and drive home in their Mercedes bins. Oh, my God.

Drive off home in their Mercedes bins. All those GPs and their Mercedes bins. You know they love European cars. European car brand, three letters starts with B. Duh! What is it, bitch?