ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th February 2025

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan saw something that he cannot stop thinking (or talking) about...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was doing the weekly supermarket shop, which is a task I've kind of taken on over the last few weeks that I quite like. Okay. Put the headphones on. Real kind of taken on over the last few weeks that I quite like. Okay. Put the headphones on. Real alpha move to take over the household shop. Big alpha move. Well, it started when Sade was sick, but now it's a little bit of an excursion. Okay.

Out. You look forward to it. Yeah, I pick my produce very carefully. I feel like you'd be buying the wrong toilet paper. You'd be buying that. I actually got told off for buying the wrong toilet paper. I thought so. What's wrong about it?

It's not the usual stuff less she claimed it was two ply but i said and i went and got it and pulled it out and i said no look it says three ply and she said it doesn't feel like three ply and i said well i mean she's put a finger through hasn't she yeah your issue is with whoever makes the toilet paper not with the guy who purchased do you do a long roll yeah okay i did long rolls for a bit but our uh toilet roll holder is quite dainty and the tiny little screw on it kept coming loose off the tile yeah too much weight oh really long rolls we've gone back to normal roll that's good thinking actually to preserve the screw and save the tile so i was on the way to the um supermarket shop i took a slightly different way because ways the traffic app told me this was the quicker way a I took a slightly different way because Waze, the traffic app, told me

this was the quicker way. Bit of a back road. Oh, you love Waze. I went along the road and I was in the car by myself listening to a podcast when I saw a horse that was so impressive. I said out loud to myself, fuck me. That is one hell of a horse. Wow.

That's what I said out loud to nobody. What made it impressive? Huge. It was massive. It was white. Yeah. And it was like really muscular. Like it had a jacked.

It had a jacked rump. Yeah. Like it was really round. Yeah. I was just like, how tall are you? You seem like you're far away, but you look like a big. Oh, now he's talking to the horse. Yeah.

You've got to be careful. He went from talking to himself directly to the horse. To the horse. Because not only did you're far away, but you look like a big... Oh, now he's talking to the horse. Yeah, you've got to be careful. He went from talking to himself directly to the horse. Because not only did you talk to yourself, you also felt the need to message us. I just thought this massive fucking horse. No, I messaged you later because I immediately voice noted the lads' chat, just being like, guys, I've just seen a horse. Yeah.

Fuck me, this thing was like maybe the best horse I've ever seen, and I've seen some horses. Yeah. It was white, and it was massive and it just had a real fucking come at me vibe did you stop to no i keep going because i wish i had stopped i thought about it the entire supermarket shop right and um they're just like send us a video of this horse i said i'm still at the supermarket and i hurry up like we want to see this horse everyone's different chats saying we've got different yeah we've got really different chats i'm grateful you have that chat outside of ours when i learned my friend's second favorite

animal is horses what's his first dogs okay dogs then horses i love horses yeah i wish i could ride a horse but i don't want to have to pay for a horse and they're a little bit scary really hurts your ass bone yeah horse thing but get really good at riding a horse and they're a little bit scary. It really hurts your arse bone, the horse thing. If you get really good at riding a horse, it'd be cool. So I'm all about this horse. Guys get excited, I'm about to go past the horse. On the way back, gone. Where's the horse?

Well, it's either been put away or in a stables or they've taken it in to give it a brush and a feed and whatever. Or it's just like, actually actually i don't need to respect this fence i am the largest white horse you've ever seen he could be out there he could be out there living in the world sign of mental illness and you're imagining that also crossed my mind could have been a dream i think when you say horse you mean unicorn did have a horn on his forehead a big just one singular horn is there a rainbow behind his tail was rainbow did it look at you and talk to you and say, Vaughn, hello?

Yes, it did. When I said, wow, you're so big. And he said. That's a hallucination, huh? Do you think so? Let's call the people. Right. Call the people.

Exhaust pipe leak straight into the car. Get the jacket. Get the jacket. Call the people. Get a padded room free. We're going to need it in 20. It was all it took. It was all it took.

And he saw a horse. And then he lived the rest of his time in an institution. Only ever talking about or to the horse. You've got to get me out of here, horse. You're the reason I'm in here. I saw you, and I believed in you. Okay, give me a boost. Let me jump on the back.

We can break through. You have such a big horse. We can break through these padded walls. Because being a heavier guy, if we've ever gone horse riding, they always pick me the biggest horse. But I still think this horse would easily carry me. Oh yeah, he'd be like... It would be his pleasure. Anyway, I'm going to go home the long way again today to try and get a picture of the horse. I don't need to see pictures in group chats of the horse. I'm keen for an update. It's a big white horse. When I got home and I said to my daughter who loves horses,

I said, you know the place with the new fence down the road? Because we've stopped and talked about the fencing before, before. Great fencing. And then I said, have you seen the horse there? And she's like, no. And I said, there's a massive white horse. And she said, we simply must see it. So she wants to see the horse as well.

It's going to be embarrassing when he just sends us a photo of an empty paddock and he's like, look at the horse. Look at the horse. And we're like, oh my God. Call the people. Oh my God. Call the people. Get the jacket.

Get the jacket. Call the people. Call the people.