ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -7th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; just between us, some of you are questionable friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod just between us Just between us a question just between us and the pod our big pod and the live show is back on July 21 after our midwinter break. Oh shit the question we asked you just between us just between us and the pod obviously What's the worst thing you've done to a friend? Oh Fuck me Okay, how many people have slept with their best friend's boyfriend or someone they liked yeah I haven't I can beat it with some of these responses, okay?

What's the worst thing you've done to her friend? He says was in a wedding party and fell asleep before the speeches, left an empty seat at the table for all the photos. Oh no. Too many. Oh no. Bubbles in the sun. Yeah. Prosecchies in the sun, eh?

And you know why? Because people don't drink if they're in the wedding party or getting, they don't drink. Yeah. I mean, they don't eat, sorry. So that when they do have one or two bubbles, they go right through you. Oh, you're in the sunshine. Yep.

Stress of the day. We've been up since, like, crack of dawn. Yeah. Pissed on a mate's pillow when he got with a girl I liked. Oh that's gross. Pissed on her? That's gross. That's gross.

That's gross. Anonymous please, drunkenly kissed a mate's girlfriend in front of him at his request. Lots of drama. Wait, his request? His request, he wanted this mate to kiss his girlfriend so he did and then it caused a whole lot of drama but he requested it.

I wonder if he was like trying to leave the girlfriend, trying to get an excuse to leave. Yeah. Just say, just say communication. Yeah. You know it's really the... Worst thing I did to a friend, told her we didn't want a flat with her so four of us bought a flat and she had no one. We've made up since but she wasn't very nice to live with.

Oh dear. Oh right, okay. Honesty, that's, you know. Yeah, just say how I don't think we live well together. Worst thing you've done to a friend, someone said ex-friend because I dobbed them into wins for multiple benefit fraud. Oh! Oh yeah. Wow.

Wow. Um. Cheapus. A friend stopped me talking because I refused to hold her hair while friend stopped talking to me because I refused to hold her hair while she threw up. Well, that's what friends do. Yeah. Yeah. That is what they do. Hold it back. Um, worse than- You don't have to hold our hair back when we-

And that's why you're two of my closest friends. This is a reply from someone I know personally. Fawn! Okay, do I know them? Heated his washing basket while drunk in the middle of the night. Sorry, Matt. Yeah, you'd know? He peed in his washing basket while drunk in the middle of the night. Sorry, Matt. Yeah, you'd know them. Far out! How good?

A mistake. Sorry about that, Matt. Left her 25th birthday early for a booty call. She'd been through a rough breakup and the booty call was not worth it and then they used the emoji that signifies a little bit. On the punch. Little punch. Always run a check.

Always run a check. Yeah, yeah. Always get verification. Uh, threw out a single shoe of hers, cause it was ugly, ten plus years ago I still feel stink about it cause she really liked those shoes. Aww, and so what, she was of the opinion that it must be somewhere. Like, oh no, where's my shoe? Now I can't wear them. So the shoe in it would have driven her nuts.

Years ago I borrowed his Grand Theft Auto San Andreas game and accidentally scratched the CD. He gave it back to him. Do I ever scratch in that disc? I mean the scratch was there for all to see. It's not something that can be denied. You had to get one of those scratch remover. Remember those? The scratch remover thingy.

Did they remove? CD cleaners? CD cleaners? Oh they didn't do shit. Friend A's boyfriend was cheating with Friend B and I told Friend A when and where to find them she caught them in the middle of it all Oh, but then that's not a bad thing cuz you were doing a good thing for another friend. Yeah All right, but it's juicy anonymous. I gave her dad a blowjob while he was still married to her mom and she never found out Oh my god

Imagine if you'd found out that someone Gobbled off your dad someone go up your dad while your dad was still married to my maybe you've got a hot dad I know but your friend you're like suck off your friends father If your friends with George Clooney's kids, you don't suck off George Clooney, but what? Shiloh pit I'd still suck off George Clooney. But what if your dad- Oh yes you do suck off George Clooney. Okay wait, friends of Shiloh Pitt I'd still suck off Brad. What? Yes exactly. Okay well.

Brad's getting it. Wait so imagine we went to the farm and your dad looks like George Clooney. Yeah. You would be upset if Hailey sucked him off. Yeah, cause he's with my mum. Shouldn't be sucking him off. Yeah but if your dad looks like George Clooney,

I'm sorry I'm sucking him up. And then he made a Haley an espresso. Yeah and then he made me a bloody good coffee afterwards. From a pod, but it was good. Here's another one. And we know that dad did not look like George Clooney. No one looks like George Clooney. We don't know.

We don't know. Here's another one. Fucked her dad. Jesus Christ! That is from a man! Oh, okay. Wait, was the dad there? Maybe his dad already gay?

Was dad the bottom or the top? The indication that he fucked the dad indicates that the dad was the bottom. The bottom. Could be verse though. And was dad out as a homosexual or was dad a closet homosexual? Perhaps not. In which case get it dad. Wait and whilst you're at it we're gonna need more follow up on these.

How did you fuck the dad and did dad like it? Shagged two of her brothers. Safe to say we're not friends anymore. I had a couple of friends shag my brother. I need to know which... wait she fucked both brothers. Two brothers. She said four. We need to know which one was better.

Old or a younger. Old or a younger. That didn't even get a look in. Yeah cause the third one. You brothers. She said four. Okay, we need to know which one was better. Yeah, and is there a third brother that didn't even get a look in? Yeah, because the third one. No, you probably got to get all three. Yeah. You can't have three hot brothers, there's always a minger. Hooked up with their brother,

they still don't know to this day. Oh, we're all just, all just dead. That's not really something you say, eh? Nah, I think you just leave it. Sleep with her ex-boyfriend, logged into her Facebook to delete messages, logged into his to delete her messages to him. Sad times. That's a lot going on there. That's a web of lies we've struck here. Yeah. That's a lot. Logged into her Facebook to delete messages, logged into his to delete her messages to him.

Sad times. That's a lot going on there. That's a web of lies we've struck here. That's a lot. That's not good. And that's, that's, that's, I'd save the shaky one for last. Hey, just between us though. And the pod.

Are we sucking off George Clooney, eh? Is that what we want? If it's Vaughn's dad that looks like George Clooney, yes. Yeah, if Vaughn's dad was to, if Ian, I'm gonna say Vaughan's dad was to look like George Clooney, he's getting psyched off. With Christine's permission. No, she will not grant permission! Stop it, I hate it! One less job for her.

You've made it too personal.