ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th June 2024

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's shirt was a conversation starterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Went to the pub for dinner last night My parents were up Yum And that's what you do, you go to the pub

Yeah Now I was Did you go to the fancy pub or the not fancy pub? The not fancy pub Yes, I love that one I love the tab It's a great tab So I went up and I said what does everybody want to drink

And I went up and got them, what does everybody want to drink? And I went up and got them. And I was wearing my T-shirt that I got when I was in the States. Hellfire Club. It's from Stranger Things. It's their Dungeons and Dragons Club. Yes. To explain it, it says Hellfire and then club underneath.

And then there's like a horned skeletal creature in the middle and some like swords and some dice and stuff. Very Metallica-esque. Anybody that's seen our in-studio videos will be well aware of this t-shirt. It's a classic. Very much so. It's one of the five. It's one of the five. It's one of the five.

Today we've got the Land Rover one on. I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so sorry. I know. Jeep came out. It's not a Jeep. It's a Land Rover. My dude, I'm so sorry.

Please accept my sincere apology. This once. This once you get it. So I'm wearing this t-shirt and the lady who's, she's there all the time, Hayley. You all know exactly who I'm talking about. She's a classic fixture at our local tab. Okay. She says to me, I like your t-shirt.

I said, oh, thanks. And she said, is it for that sex club in Melbourne? Oh, there's a sex club in Melbourne. I don't know. In fact, I haven't even Googled it. Well, it sounds like you do know. It sounds like you do know. It sounds like you do know. I wonder if the work Wi-Fi will let us do it.

Hellfire Club in Melbourne. Hellfire Resurrection? Hellfire Club in Melbourne. Submission, Hellfire Club in Melbourne. Oh, that's Melbourne. Yeah, Hellfire Resurrection is a sex club. So she obviously knows about this. Fetish culture Tattooing

Body piercing Industrial And house music Oh okay so it is The Hellfire Club in Melbourne is It's a sex club And a dance club And so she thinks

You're a sex fiend She must And I said What? And she's like Is it the sex club in Melbourne? I said no I said it's

From a TV show called Stranger Things And it's their Dungeons and Dragons Club. It's a different sort of dungeon. It's completely the opposite kind of dungeon. Very little sex being had by people that are involved in Dungeons and Dragons. Or a lot, because you know nerds, they're a bit horny, aren't they? There's a real crossover of nerd to porn ratio. So I didn't know that.

And she was like, oh, yeah. And then she wanted to change the subject, obviously. No, it wasn't in front of your parents. No, he was up doing the drinks. I went and got the drinks. So they were back at the table. God, imagine that. Yeah.

And then she obviously kind of wanted to change the subject. And she was like, oh, Dungeons and Dragons. I remember everybody was freaking out about their kids talking to the bloody devil. Yeah, because that's what it was like in the 80s. Satanic panic. And she said, oh, everything goes around in circles, and it's like, see that shit coming up again now? These bloody idiots thinking they're talking to the devil.

God, she was really getting into it. Yeah, she was really getting into it. And then the whole time you're just imagining her tied up in a dungeon. At the dungeon, at the Hellfire. Yeah. With an Australian dominatrix, absolutely just. Yeah, going to town. Goodness.

Burning her. But I also- I've changed pubs now. I couldn't look at her the same. I can't change the pub. No, you can't. Because A, it's a great pub. Yeah.

I signed up for the Guinness thing where you drink 100 pints to get your name on the board. Oh, fuck off. Don't be one of those people. No, Aaron signed up for it too. You're not one of these people. You, Aaron signed up for it too. You're not one of these people. You and Aaron should race. To 100? Yeah. I'd say that we probably go there the same amount of frequency and Aaron will exclusively drink Gwyneth at this pub.

Yeah, it used to be Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. It used to be Lion Red Super Cold. That was the rule. If you went to the tab, you had to really drink Lion Red Super Cold. This place sounds just absolute class, doesn't it? It is legitimately one of the best places in town. It was like a weeknight when we went and my dad was like

because my parents were up to watch my daughter play hockey. We went after hockey and dad said it won't be that busy in here. It's a bloody weeknight. And we walked in and it was humming and dad's like, where are all these people getting pissed off the way up for? I'm like, who are these people? They hate their jobs.

They've got to make it tolerable. They hate their jobs. They hate their houses. They hate their partners. So they don't want to go home. No. They want to go have a couple of Guinness. So yeah, now I'm also trying to get on the Guinness 100.

Okay. Because I've always wondered about it. Is there a time limit? Just for the rest of your life. You wouldn't knock that off in 30 years. No, you just register them each time. Yeah. And it makes it cheaper.

Does it? Between five and seven, which is quality Guinness drinking time, $3.50 cheaper a pint. That's great. Outside of that, $1.50 cheaper per pint. Oh, yeah, Aaron needs more encouragement to go to the pub and drink Guinness. Well, technically, he's making money now. Oh, fuck off with your girl, man. Your Guinness, man.

See what it's like to be on the other side of girl, man? Yeah, wow, it's ridiculous.