ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Sexologist Morgan Penn joins us, and she has gifts for the boys...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod and today special guest on little bit of pod and a reminder that the new season of Sex.life is out with our very own Haley Sprow and Morgan Penn Wow I'm very very excited. I thought that was your orgasm noise No, do you want to hear it? No, absolutely not. I've got you girl to pretend they're not here Has it happened? No, yeah good. Yeah good. I didn't I managed to not hear that La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la in the making because we go back to when I was 13 and got my first horn on. I know, and honestly, something you'll hear us say in the podcast quite a lot is unwell,

like how unwell Morgan was. She's fucking weirdo, man, like just big, weird energy. What was it like, what was your, like you say at 13, getting your horn on, what was your sexual education like growing up from home? Bodies were really normalised. Yep, that's good. I remember when I had my first discharge,

and it was like white with my undies, and I remember telling mum, and mum said to me, do you want to just talk about it, or would you like to have a mirror, and have a look at what's going on down there? Oh, good mum. Yeah, I know. Great work, yes. Oh, we love mumm mama cares. We've talked about mama cares a lot. Yeah, that's right

Yeah, so I think that kind of openness really shaped me in terms of like nothing was off the table Yeah, it was happening with the body which I guess is why it's so easy for me to talk about sex and bodies Yeah, what did you pick? Just a talk Yeah, right, yeah What did you pick? Just a talk, I was a bit shy. I didn't want my mum seeing all up in my grill. Oh really? Yeah. Right. But I went and had a gawk later with the hand mirror

because I thought that's quite a good idea, but I didn't want mum looking. Okay. Which is still a great idea, you gotta have a gaze. Yeah. Have a gaze. So much going on down there. There's a lot, you could use your phone these days.

I know, I took a lovely shot the other day, just have a gaze. The one that you showed me? Very pretty. Oh no, oh yeah. I know, I took a lovely shot the other day, just have a gaze. The one that you showed me? Very pretty. Oh no, oh yeah. Oh no, not that one. You're getting quite handy with your phone these days. Tell you what.

Oh my gosh. Well when these two leave the studio, boy oh boy Morgan, the things I have to show you. Oh, yuck. Don't get me horny already. Oh god, I'm warming my mouth. I know, I know. Be hive.

Now, did you bring something in? Yeah, I did because obviously in Sex.Life, we do home play. We do. Where I give you quite a few toys. Yeah. To. I had to upgrade the size of the cat.

What, that you hold them in? The bedside up and I'm reinforcing the bedside table drawer. He had to eat. Is this why your circus the other day was 24 kgs? What? We're at the fucking airport. The limit is 23 kgs.

She's my queen. This is for a weekends trip. This is for three nights in Melbourne. And I pick up this suitcase to put it on the scales and I was like UGH. You know when I'm in a hotel room I can't, I have no control over my behaviour and I don't want to be caught short wanting something that I didn't bring with. And this is why we wouldn't let a speed through the airport. my behaviour and I don't want to be caught short wanting something that I didn't bring with. And this is why we wouldn't let her speed through the airport, we had to wait at the

baggage carousel because old bloody... Because old Sue wanks a lot. Yeah. She's over there bloody bringing every device he's got in the medieval kingdom. I celebrate it. So she gets a lot of treats. So I do the mahi and we get the treats. She does.

But I wanted to bring you two, my little vanilla friends, some things to excite their lives. Oh really? Wow. So first up for vanilla Vaughan, I have got something where I think you can still be discreet, but add something new to your sex life. You can add this to your shower. Oh, what's this?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I saw you. Oh my god. Oh, what's this? Oh my fucking god! My god! Yes, yes, okay. So it's an undercover shampoo bottle, but you fuck it. Yeah, you fuck it. I thought you were trying to be coy! I think it was like, it's an undercover shampoo bottle,

but you fuck it! It's like a flashlight shampoo bottle. How did, did you put this on your story a few weeks ago? Yes, I did. Oh my god. I had a penis owner review it with me in the shower. Okay, so, oh my god, that actually does look like a shampoo bottle, doesn't it?

Oh, so that's a suction thing, so you can actually attach it to the shower, and you can- It looks like a GoPro attachment. You don't have to hold it. It does look like a GoPro attachment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, that actually looks like a bottle of shampoo.

And it looks like a bottle of body wash. And it even opens! Yeah, so don't jizz in there, because then that like a bottle of champagne. And a bottle of body wash. And it even opens. Yeah, so don't jizz in there, because then that could come out the top. Oh, more again. I'm sorry, where's it gonna jizz? Wow. Yeah, pull it out a bit more, Dal.

She's a bit contained at the top. Oh, god, yeah, okay. Wow, goodness. That's pretty full noise. So, oh yeah, I see what you mean. I see what you mean, it was trapped there. That looks more like it. There she goes. That looks more like it. Now, huh. Thank you very much.

You are welcome. Does that... I've just got questions. I've never had one of these before. Okay, what's your question? I'm quite uncomfortable. Does this need lubricant? Yes, lots of it. Oh god, yes. Absolutely. But put your finger in because I mean, I know you're not a virgin. I know you've felt a vagina before tell me if it feels familiar

It'll be cold though Yeah, oh my god Hahahaha Hahahaha Holy shit Is that how you do it? Like Stoked to be putting a finger in one

Is that your reaction? Oh my gosh. It's good. But I was like, that's what it feels like. Is this being videoed? That's funny. Good lord. That's funny as fuck.

Oh my god. Phil. That's not how I do it, Fletch. Do you want to play it by play? No, I don't. I don't know. I don't. Oh, boy.

And then. Oh, yeah. Munchkin, munchkin, munchkin. Munchkin, munchkin, munchkin. And then here we go. I laid it there. And then a bit of pressure here. Oh much king. Much head, much head. And then here we go ladies, that and then a bit of pressure here. Oh no! A bit of pressure here. He knows the trick!

He's a six guard! And we've got to get behind him. He's a six guard! We've got to get behind. No! No! Okay. Well, lovely.

We've all got a bit excited. Thank you for coming in Morgan. No, no, no, no, no. I've got a present for you. I actually, I'm sorry but I actually. This is just like an amazing moment. My church no. I've got a present for you. I actually, I'm sorry, but I actually, This is just like an amazing morning. My church told me I'm not allowed to accept this.

Yes, it's very important. And it's a part of your body that I know sometimes you feel shy about. He does feel shy about this part of his body. My eyebrows? No. Something small. Smaller.

And sometimes you want it to get bigger. Oh my gosh. A nipple, rotating nipple suckers. So it's like a pump for your nipples to make them bigger. Make them a bit more swollen and puffy. What does it say on the box? Size matters. Size matters, wow.

Premium silicone, rechargeable. Rechargeable. Oh my god, you've got to do cupping with that. Wait, but won't this get me little man titties? No, no, no, no, no, no. A little nut. They'll reform. Just bring them out a bit.

It'll be like cupping. You could actually probably use it for... Yeah, like cupping. Yeah, puff them up. When you get your sore back. Cause that's how you do it with the fake lip filler ones for women. That's right.

Oh my god. Yeah. Well, put it on. What the hell? No, you gotta go... No, it needs to recharge it. It needs to be charged. Oh, yeah, cause it's sucky sucky wuckies

No, sorry, I should have charged them up. I just didn't want me. Oh my god Okay, born suspect too tall you put it way too tall and this is lovely. Thank you so much. You're so welcome Wow, this is lovely. What a lovely guy I'm ever gonna be able to use this. Why? Because I was raised Catholic. I'm not, no I just. That's a lot, but yes.

I was also raised Catholic and I've done a few things. You've done a couple of things. Yeah. I was raised a heathen, that's just sort of how I've continued to live. That is just lovely. Thank you for the treats. Really good.

And you can listen to the latest season, the first step is out now, Sex.Life, the podcast, and season one and two as well. The biggest treat of all. Yeah. Biggest treat of all, love you, Morgzies. I love you, I'm so excited that we've got our new season out together.

Me too. I love you. Oh my god. Fingers, fingers, fingers. Let's do it. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Can't wait for big titties. They're gonna look great on you.