ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th March 2024

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley left a saucy stain!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod So, you know we went to Matchbox 20 Yeah In Christchurch, great concert And then you went again in New Plymouth

Yeah, well don't forget the Goo Goo Dolls And the Goo Goo Dolls Oh, so good I was, do you know I was sitting next to I messaged Fleshborn a photo I was sitting like a seat behind the guy from the Goo Goo Dolls I know Johnny Resnick

Opposite Yeah Pretty great Pretty great If this plane goes down What a way to go What a way to go Get him to sing

Yeah And I'd give up forever I mean that would be A beautiful song to go down to I would have Reached over Tapped him and said Just the verse

Come on just die The song that I lost My virginity to You die to How about that Full circle That's poetry That's full circle Yeah it really is Anyway after the Just the verse. The song that I lost my virginity to, you die to. How about that? Full circle. That's poetry. That's full circle.

Yeah, it really is. Anyway, after the concert, we got in the Uber, and I'd say we were heading towards needing to go to bed. And we had quite a few GMTs for sure. And we did the classic thing where we were driving, and then we saw a non-old's. We were like, stop this car! Yeah. And we made the classic thing where we were driving and then we saw a Nonald's where we're like, stop this car! Yeah.

And we made him pull over, but we stopped at one of the McDonald's that wasn't a 24 hours and it was closed. And you know when you get in your head like, hey, we're in the thing. We were like, great, this is great. We're about to have nuggets. Yeah. And this is going to fix everything. We can go to bed and we'll feel all right in the morning. Closed.

And we were just devastated. And we were like two blocks from the hotel, two or three. So now not only are we McDonald's-less, but now we're on foot because we let the Uber go. And so we were walking along and then you were like, you know what, I'm just going to do it. I'm going to order Uber Eats from a 24-hour McDonald's. And we all got nuggets and burgers.

And I got a filet of fish on the side. Now, it arrived in the lobby and we were all like, no, let's just go to our rooms and individually eat this and go to bed. I woke up in the morning and I had like scoffed mine. I like put the TV on, scoffing, dipping nuggies, hooning the burgers. I woke up in the morning and we went to work and I came back and we were resetting our rooms to like check out. There was like two ginormous patches of nuggy sauce in the sheets. And it's that kind of light brown colour.

Almost looks like a golden piss really, doesn't it? It's either a thick piss or a light poop, you know. I didn't realise because I was like a bit boo or a light poop you know and i didn't realize because i was like a bit boozed and i was like hooning the nugs i didn't realize i'd like slopped it oh and you slept in that yeah and i had to leave it and then like housekeeping would have come and seen these two like light brown sort of wet sludge stains did you do that thing where because i've done this with chocolate as well in a hotel bed have you did you do that thing where because I've done this with chocolate as well in a hotel bed did you do that thing

where you when you check out you take the sheets off and just leave them in a pile no I didn't do that nah they know what that is they know what that is

if you're stripping the sheets off a hotel with a minute of housekeeping steps in they're like someone shit themselves someone shit themselves and done something terrible

in here or just slept in nugget sauce all night no the only time I've ever done it before is I was eating chocolate mousse in bed and I got it on the sheets and I left a note saying this is mousse and then I thought about it this time but I was like we had to go

so I apologise to the hotel in Christchurch that would have seen a brown stained sheet I swear it was some innocent drunken nugs in bed just nugs sauce did you shower before we went to work? No.

No. Okay. No. Didn't shower for a couple of days actually during that whole trip. Drizzled with sauce. Marinated. Marinated in sweet and sour sauce. Delish.