ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; explicit language warning Producer Shannon has become the most elite member of the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, I've been buff. Gold elite you are. I've been down to, I'm down now, I'm gold. I lost gold, dropped down to silver. And Vaughan's been a jade for a lifelong jade. A lifelong jade. Vaughan has been a lifelong jade. He's a man of the people. He's a man of the people.

He's a man of the people. Karwin's got absolutely fucking nothing. And that's what having kids does to you. Jade, Jade for life. Karwin, you've got nothing. Hey,

you've got nothing to talk about to show for yourself. This is hurtful. My partner and I have linked out your points. No, that's disgusting. No, because I benefited from this. Oh,

okay. Okay. Good for you. You get that money. But you don't have a status. Are you going to sign a prenup, an AirPoints prenup? It's too late. You've got to do this.

A postnup. You can do it after the fact. Here's the shocking thing. Shannon is now at the top with Elite. Do you want to see my gold little car? How did that happen? This is a technicality and this is what we call in the industry

a NEPO frequent flyer. She is a partner. A NEPO gold elite. Because your partner is a gold elite, you get to gift a free partner. Do you? Yeah. When you become gold elite? Yeah. Who got your gold elite? I just gave mine to our friend

James because he travels so much. What a cunt. Why do you guys need it? You don't need it though. I'm not even silver. He's not even silver. But you don't travel. I know I don't.

It's obvious I don't travel because I'm always just in a jade. He'd travel more if he knew he had such wonderful privileges. So Shannon is now top of the bloody leaderboard here at work. I mean, I hate to say and I say this with love and respect of all people. Shannon.

It's great. So it goes Shannon, gold elite, Fletch, gold, Hayley, silver, Vaughn, jade. Lifelong jade. Lifelong jade.

Carwin. Nada. Nothing. Well, she's jade because that's default. She's an earth jade. No, jade Well, she's Jade because that's default. She's an Earth. The Jade. No, Jade is by default the least, the last setting.

I was born in the Jade. She simply adopted the Jade. Right. Okay. Yeah. How many air points do you have, Karwin? You might be closer to silver than me. Imagine that on bottom of the fucking heap.

Well, I did go on three flights yesterday. How do I see this? You're going to Jade. You're still Jade. Have you got AirPoints dollars? Oh, SharePoints. Status points. Just below SharePoints.

Yeah. But that means that Shannon's going to get like priority seating over us. Yeah, babe. I sort of liked it when we all flew together and we were at the front and they were at the back. It just sort of made me feel right in the world. Now we're going to be at the back and she's going to be at the front.

And the best part is, is he's got enough points to get him through the next two and a half years at least. So he started booking more on Qantas and he's just got elite on them as well now. For God's sake. So I don't know if they gift on Qantas. So you're just a Nepo all round. Yeah, baby. Near points Nepo, baby. It's real good stuff. And I

fly, what, once a year? Yeah, but that flight is going to be sick. It's so good. Oh man, congratulations. All I've got to do to hit silver is earn 143 more points. Oh, I need 225, I think. Yes, I know. Oh, no, no, no.

I need 37. To get to silver? I think so. So she's above you. That's alright, I'm above you. Oh, no. I think 37. I think 37. To get a silver. I think so. Yes, so she's above you. Oh, man. Oh, she's going to. That's all right. I'm just an everyday guy. I'm just an everyday guy.

Man of the people, Vaughan Smith. Man of the people, Jade. Woman on top. Always. Always. I don't know if you, yeah. It's just a better angle for us. Yeah.

Yeah, girl. You know, it's just a better angle. Yeah, it is nice. Every now and then when you get on top, don't be afraid to put in a little bit of effort. Yeah. girl. You know, it's just a bad angle. Yeah, it is nice. Every now and then when you get on top, don't be afraid to put in a little bit of effort. Yeah. Wow.

How dare you? Fucking starfish. Pillow princess.