ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th May 2023

Episode Date: May 6, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Hayley (& Vaughan?) test out Hayleys new bodysuitsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hello everybody. Hi. I wanted you guys to sort of help me out with a fashion decision.

You've just had a... I've had two packages. You've had two packages this morning. I've been waiting for these packages. One came from Guangzhou. Oh yeah. In China. A very productive area waiting for these packages. One came from Guangzhou. Oh, yeah. In China. A very productive area of China.

Is it? Guangzhou. Is it the productive? No, no, no. They've all got their different strengths. Fashion production. Right. Well, I am looking for a kind of slick black bodysuit singlet situation

to go under a blazer and skirt I've got. Cotton on. For my show. Okay. No, I'm not wearing cotton on. And one of them I bought is just your classic bend on. Oh, yeah. Now, I'll show you that one.

This is a bodysuit. So it's a one piece. It's like bike pants with an upper bit. Jesus Christ. That's like a toddler's pair of overalls. It's tiny. So... Does that stretch? Where toddler's pair of overalls. It's tiny. Does that stretch? No offence.

Because I'm very long in the body. You're long in the torso. Mmm, yeah. So that's the boobs would go in there, and then this thing... That's going to be tight on the vagina. I'm going to eat that. The vagina is going to... Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Oh my God, that's... Yeah, right. It's supposed to be really stretchy, and then you get into right. It's supposed to be really stretchy and then you get into it. It's got a low back. The thing I like about this is it's got the shorts built in on it. That's going to be a nightmare to put piss out of. No, look at this.

Oh, there's a little piss hole. There's a little piss hole. It's just panties. Do I want Vaughn to try and put it on? Yeah, pre-stretch it. Pre-stretch it. Because look, there's your crotch, and then you could, it's got a hole in it. Dangle the balls out. That's actually a kink of mine.

You could dangle the balls out. Or just hook it to the side for a wee-wee. Right, okay. Okay, so you guys think that one's quite small. Now, are you wearing this for your comedy show? Yeah, I'm thinking of it. Just to have something tight and light, and then I've got a jacket over top. Okay, lovely.

Wait, so just that and a jacket? Yeah. No, and a skirt. Oh, and a skirt. It's got a little G-banger bit, so that's going to shape the tush. Say your flaps are hanging at the bottom of your jacket. Oh, God, no, imagine. I don't know, take a wide stride.

Yeah, and people are going, Christ. Yeah, right. Your little turkey giblets come out. So there's your, that shapes the bum, back, boobs. So that's that one. Okay, that's option one. Which you think is quite small. Here's option two.

Oh, my God. We've got a dome. Oh, we're not a dome crotchet. The hook's at the panty line. How is that going to sit between your thighs and not hurt? Look at the high cut on this thing. Oh, it's more on the ass. More on the ass.

Is that on the front or the back? It's on the front, dude. So that's like a bra attachment, isn't it? Yeah, but on the flat Is it on the front or the back? It's on the front Dude So that's like a bra Bra attachment Isn't it? Yeah but On the flat bit Yeah Now this one here

And lots of women listening Will know Is a viral bodysuit Because people Take videos of themselves Wearing this And they're like Oh my god

Oh my god I can't fit into My favourite pair of jeans And they put this on And they're like Holy shit They're too baggy now. Really?

Apparently it's a real snatcher. But I feel like I should have even gone even smaller size. Because sometimes people show videos of them and they bring it out. It's a little baby onesie for a newborn. Yeah. Because that's what that tiny. That one there is tiny. This first one you showed.

Look how high cut that is. It's going to slice me in half. Yeah, well, I've got to try these on. I might wear one tomorrow and see if you guys think that I look snatched. I would have thought doing stand-up, you would want to be as comfortable as possible. That's what I want. Like track pants, T-shirt stuff. I want to look hot still.

You want to look hot still. Yeah, but like. I've got like a big kind of oversized blazer and a little mini skirt and I just want something easy to bend around in. Right, right. That doesn't look comfortable. No. It's like whenever you wear a pair of jeans or something

that's too tight and the whole night I'm just like... Do you want to try and put this on? Sade was wearing some very tight jeans yesterday and man I could not keep my hands off it. Like every time she walked past, I would grab her ass. Oh goodness. A fiora tight jeans is so good.

I feel like I got to have that cake. I feel like Vaughn would look more slender in that. Do you want to try this on? I don't want to ruin it. It's fine. You won't ruin it. You can undo the crotch. Wait, what am I?

The whole point is that they stretch. I'm going to leave my undies on Oh obviously yeah But I'm gonna take Everything else off Is that the deal You're gonna take jeans off I'm gonna like

Extend the straps I mean there are people Walking past the studio I could not give a fuck He's a bloody exhibitionist He is isn't he He is So if you step into it

That way Okay Please tell me We're filming this Please tell me we're filming Thank you No I don't get I don't get permission

He said He gives permission for this to be filmed. Wait, make sure your balls are in. Yeah, yeah. He did a little quick look, you know, because sometimes you never know, they flip out the side. Yeah, yeah, they do. Okay, I'm trying not to look, because I don't want to accidentally see balls.

Well, don't. Oh, my God. Okay, you don't. Go on, grab that microphone there. You're putting it on the tightest. Go by that microphone so we can hear you. What am I doing wrong? No, you were going to put it on the tightest.

No, I'm going to put it on the... I've got to put it on the tightest. No, you were going to. Oh, yeah, no, I'm going to put it on the loosest. So he's hooking the crotch. Yeah. This is weird. And then you're going to try and pull that up over.

Because I want to see if it's got the snatching effect that I've been... Oh, no, a bit tight around that. A bit tight around the penis. Got the whole outline there. Got the whole outline. Did you see it? Did you see it? No, but just sort of a lump or lack thereof to be totally honest.

Oh, God. The shirt's coming off. The shirt's coming off. The shirt's coming off. He's putting his body on the line. You look like a wrestler. does your body feel snatched i don't know what a snatched feels like nice and tight around the mid well it's definitely tight around the mid i can't believe like no offense but i can't believe something that small has stretched that much

look like when there was like old school um weightlifting yeah yeah yeah i'm a strong man see come and see me Down to the festivals Here in the circus We're doing the travelling circus See I think this will fit me 100% I don't know But where the breasts

Are going to pour in Because they look Oh yeah Look I'm only just Getting my titties in No offence Because you're a surfboard born Fuck you

Bitch That is amazing But it does like, hold on, I'll put my clothes on over top and you tell me if my clothes look different on you. If you feel a bit more snappy. Ross Boss is doing this.

You can see this from the fucking office, mate. You are welcome. What? Do you feel like you could move around in it? You could play around a bit? Does my shirt look looser than it did before? Yeah, it's like hanging off guys yeah yeah put the jeans oh look at them there yeah the whole outfit's absolutely hanging you wear one of these every

time you do realize if you you're gonna have to wash this now because this ball my balls haven't touched it i've kept my underpants on the entire time do you feel uncomfortable now though i feel I feel like... Restricted. It's tight. Yeah. Like, I can breathe, but not laboured breathing. That's not the right word, but... It's like holding.

Yeah, yeah. It's holding everything there. There's not the, like... That's exactly what we want, isn't it, girls? The looseness of it. Yes. Okay. God, you guys put yourself through it.

Yeah, I'm excited to wear this. How does the hook crotch feel? I can't feel the hook on the crotch, but it is like my balls aren't quite sure where to go because I don't know if it's made for someone with testicles. No, it's barely made for labia, to be honest. It's so thin. It truly is. You would have to.

I would constantly be having a little rearrange. Yeah, right. Okay, well, thanks for trying that on for me. We've got a wedding. We should get some of these. Do you want to wear this to the wedding? These would absolutely

put them in. It would make a suit pant just ever so slightly. Yeah, yeah. And then the shirt. You've got to spend the whole ceremony and then the whole night

in this thing. I think you'd forget you had it on. No, it'd be great though because if you got hot, you could whip off the shirt then you've got the bodysuit and the pants.

You know, that's a nice look. Well, hit the dance floor and just the bodysuit by the end of the night. Yes, doing some interpretive dance. Yes. Like your seer.

And then undone it and just let it all out. Oh, no, no, we wouldn't go that far. A little loincloth down the front there. Poor Nana.